Things you don't say to a cop.

Started by ShieldWolf27 June 30th, 2005 6:46 PM
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saul

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Hmmm....

A cop pulls you over for speeding and walks up to your window.
you pull out a twenty dollar bill and show him it and say: Hey, why don't we just forget about all this...

Lol, my Reading Teacher told us her daughter did that once xD

Crystal Clair

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I got one
Let me just finish this pack of beer I got here....
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I saw a short dedicated to this at the mall...but this one was made-up. I'll have to find the shirt and find some quotes.


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"Why no, officer, I can't imagine why you pulled me over! Now, if you wouldn't mind, please move your *bleep*ing car so that I can continue my game of "hit the road signs"!
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man: dont you do ANY exersize
cop: YES I DO!
man: what the "one armed donut curl"!
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"What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

When he says no, cry.

If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

Chew on the pen, nervously.

Clean your ear with the pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

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How many officers does it take to get up on a latter to change a light bulb? Only you, you're the only who could fit!

I wasn't speeding, you were going faster than me!

Have you ever been arrested for speeding? No? Than don't be a hypocrit!

How many fingers am I holding up? 5? No, 4! The thumb isn't a finger, it looks like I ain't the one drunk!

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this will only work for a woman,

"Well officer while your at it why don't we check out the back of your car?" wink wink...
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yes I was drinking yes I did murder the man in the back of the trunk no I won't go out with you*calls the police*

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My dad did this when we were driving back from Canada, and got put in jail for 12 hours:

"Pop quiz! Guess what I have in my trunk!

A) Nothing
B) 50 kilos of illegal things
C) A bomb
D) Terrorists"


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Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...