Things you don't say to a cop. Page 2

Started by ShieldWolf27 June 30th, 2005 6:46 PM
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Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
I'm not drunk, ossifer, I swear!


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Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...
Age 25
you know that one place
Seen August 27th, 2011
Posted January 26th, 2010
357 posts
18.1 Years
stay still I'm going to arrest you

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Age 33
Reporting live, from the bathtub!
Seen September 6th, 2005
Posted September 5th, 2005
77 posts
17.9 Years
Drunk: "Ta Name ish John Koo Pahplic(John Q. Public), Ahm dwonk ahnd ahm Wihh tah golvahmint."

*flashes badge that isn't real and collapses on the officer drooling on him*

Cop: *rolls eyes* "ehh, yeah Marty, its him, alright. Geez, and the feds hired you to protect our country... I'm quivering with chilliness... WOO!"

(skips off to corner and comntinues chilliness*
"AAHHHH, math. It burns IT BURNS AGHHH!! Why? Why hurt me sooo? What have I ever done to you?!! I need to go rub liquid soap in my eyes now. WWHHY GOD? WHY ME?!!!" -Armadox of VGMusic

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Can ya FEEL it now?


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Age 29
The cave of blue gems.
Seen July 10th, 2005
Posted July 10th, 2005
70 posts
17.9 Years
I'll call the cops on you if you even think about taking my doughnut, wideload.

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Age 29
The cave of blue gems.
Seen July 10th, 2005
Posted July 10th, 2005
70 posts
17.9 Years
Charmander (32)

Oh my god...................you're scaring the crap out of me with your stupid little piece of paper.........please don't write me to death.........

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Age 35
Wandering the earth in search of myself.
Seen November 15th, 2016
Posted November 15th, 2016
338 posts
18.2 Years
'Aren't you suspended for malpractice?'
It may not seem funny to you, but yesterday I ran into a friend of mine, and he told me two of the Sparta Police got suspended for eight days for malpractice. The day it came in the newspaper was the day they got suspended. We ran into officer Hoinne (sp?) the same day in his squad car. He asked if anything was wrong and we're like "yea." and said the above line. It wasnt smart. We could have gotten a ticket for obstructing an officer, but we didn't so there-fore he WAS suspended AND impersonating a police officer.
Age 32
Female
Wyoming.
Seen June 26th, 2009
Posted March 17th, 2007
1,568 posts
18.6 Years
Eh I'll give it a try.

*pokes Cop's stomach*
I've always wondered something. Do cops like get keys to all the donut shops in town so they can sneak into 'em in the middle of the night?! I can see in your case that it's true. Doesn't your wife feel bad about being married to a **** huge ol' porker? *eyes pop out*

Cop dude: Okay, kid. Get outta the car and walk this line.
You: While don't you ossifererer. The beer in the car'll get lonely.

Cop: Okay kid! The jig is up! I know you're drinking beer underage!
You: NO! The jig is on you **** ol' cop! I know you're cheating on your wife!

Cop: Open up the trunk kid. You're speeding and now you need to get a ticket. Plus I have reason to believe you've got illegal drugs. In the trunk.
You: No you're wrong. The drugs are in the front. The bi***** I just killed are in the trunk. That's how I work. I fight with them for a while, then shoot 'em. It's so easy. By the way, you're wife and daughter are in there.
Age 30
In a dark cloaked room with no windows....BOO!
Seen March 25th, 2008
Posted December 16th, 2006
1,758 posts
18.4 Years
I never said this but we say behind there backs alot

1.Theres no Dounut shop in town go home HOGS!
2.There go the PIGs of sherrif vile
3.Onk ONk Im a cop
4.Go Home the Nearest Dunken Donut Shop is CLOSED for life
5.The Pigs are dricken Coffe and eaten Donuts!
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Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
"BEER TAG! *throws a can of beer at the cop* You're it!"


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

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Age 29
Anywhere Link Takes Me
Seen July 24th, 2009
Posted November 13th, 2005
697 posts
18.9 Years
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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Your real name if your in alot of trouble XD
I love that. So clever. XD
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Age 31
4916′ N 1237′ W
Seen March 4th, 2006
Posted September 20th, 2005
434 posts
17.8 Years
Screw you! I'm not afraid of the man! *pimp slaps the cop*

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Seen July 10th, 2019
Posted February 17th, 2008
702 posts
18.7 Years
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Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
Hey, did you see that episode of the Simpsons when Chief Wiggum...
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Age 33
Reporting live, from the bathtub!
Seen September 6th, 2005
Posted September 5th, 2005
77 posts
17.9 Years
"Henshin a-go-go, baby!"

Sorry, couldn't resist!
"AAHHHH, math. It burns IT BURNS AGHHH!! Why? Why hurt me sooo? What have I ever done to you?!! I need to go rub liquid soap in my eyes now. WWHHY GOD? WHY ME?!!!" -Armadox of VGMusic

Thanks Budgie Boy for the image of Seth!

Do da Trapinch! Aww, yeah! To the left, to the right!

Can ya FEEL it now?


Spread him around with his hypnotic moves!