Things you don't say to a cop. Page 3

Started by ShieldWolf27 June 30th, 2005 6:46 PM
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Posted October 10th, 2009
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"I not speeding." *Grabs a donut* "want a donut and we say this never happen" *Drives away really fast*

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Posted October 8th, 2006
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If you're accused of storing illegal drugs in your trunk:
You: I hope you believe me, Officer, but there's a Dragon in my trunk.
Cop: Very funny, kid. *opens trunk, gets eaten by Komodo Dragon*
You: I tried to warn you.

If you're pulled over for speeding:
You: I'm not going over the speed limit. I'm challenging it.

If you're just arrested as a suspect:
You: Want a donut?

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Age 62
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Melbourne, Australia
Seen April 26th, 2018
Posted June 9th, 2014
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I'm kinda congfused. How are cops associated with doughnuts?


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.
Age 62
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Oh, OK. I don't watch many of those movies XD


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.
Age 62
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Posted June 9th, 2014
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You'd have to, else you'd be breaking the law.


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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ANNOY ME AT YOUR PERIL. I am becoming increasingly tired of the unmanly elitism and closed-mindedness of certain members who shall remain unnamed.

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Posted October 5th, 2016
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**** off drinking and driving ain't a crime or anything
Wow. If I had a trophy for "Most Mature and Intelligent Person of the Year", I'd certainly give it to you.
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XD Once a visiting policeman showed us his gun... o_O;
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Oooh... I saw policepeople with batons, they were funny XD


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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I saw this on World's Wildest Police Videos once..

Well, the suspect has just run several people off the road, avoided road blocks, sped through intersections, blown a tire out, thrown his passenger out of the truck, and hit an officer. Now he's finally given up.

Cop: What is your problem, man!?!

Guy: I need another beer.

XD

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I didn't know we couldn't turn left there! I didn't even see a sign!

Quote my Mom. Came back next day and saw a sign that read: No left turn.

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Have you always been that fat? or is it just a new thing?
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Seen August 31st, 2016
Posted September 25th, 2011
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You:
"Hey isn't eating donuts and looking fat just a steriotype?"
Fat Officer With donut:
"Of course! Us cops are as thin as regular people."
You:
"So you're not regular? Hey can i have a bite of that donut?"

I cringe at things I've said here in the past years.