What pokemon starters can also be snacks

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Let's be honest people probably eat pokemon in that universe so today imma look at which starters are snacks

Gen 1
charmander Yes you can eat lizards but I wouldn't recommend unless your in the army
squirtle: no I mean sickos might but others won't
bulbasaur does anyone even know what this thing is? I'm counting it as lettuce so yes
Gen 2
Totodile No I don't think people would eat crocodiles that's kinda dumb
cyndaquil No It's a porcupine who would eat this?
Chikerita Lettuce Yes
Gen 3

Mudkip Anyone want sushi? Yes
Treecko : No He's probably poisoness
torchic Anyone want some chicken legs

Gen 4 WHO CARES


gen 5
Tepig mmmm Bacon yes
Oshawott No who would eat otters
Snivy While people do eat snakes im not counting it cuz snivy isn't a snake at first

Gen 6
fennekin No people don't eat foxes
chespin No He's a mole thing
froakie Yes Anyone want some frog legs

Gen 7
Litten No Would you eat a cat
rowlet Yes I mean it's not chicken But it probably tastes like one
popplio No No people don't eat seals But they may taste good?

Gen 8
Schorbunny yes who doesn't like a good wabbit stew
grookey No no one eats monkeys I think
sobble Yes we talked about this with charmander


and so we looked at them all and out of 24 pokemon 10 are snacks




would you eat them say in the comments

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Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.

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Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.
this is just a fun thing I thought of because I'm bored while many would be grossed out this is basically just a meme one sorry if you didn't enjoy I will try to stray away from this part of my brain for awhile

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People do actually eat turtles, alligators (I think crocodiles too), seals, cats, and monkeys. Also, I don't think Treecko is poisonous.

Would I eat a starter? Probably not.
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Gen 7
Litten No Would you eat a cat

would you eat them say in the comments
1.Past me who was an cat hater would say yes, also people eat dogs, and dogs are the most adorable creatures IMHO Also yeah people eat cats in some asian countries
2.As a vegetarian i wonder what pokemon are in vege hamburgers (since some episodes of pokemon USA dub mentions hamburgers)
3.Yes, i would eat pikachus, but i bet they're spicy with that eletricity, my Entei likes their meat thought

What in the actual h*ll.
Face it sir, you're not a vegetarian, then again modern people eat teen chicken/cow/lamb, so yeah still threat doesn't scare me

People do actually eat monkeys
It's funny since humans and monkeys are from the same species - primates, so humans eat their cousins? Gross

But i would never eat my dogs, drink their milk from female dogs? Maybe

Scorbunny yes who doesn't like a good wabbit stew
Me, as a vegetarian, i would never eat rabbits

Update

Ah you meant pokemon STARTERS as food, editing my message then
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If they were real animals, then I imagine the only one that might not be edible would be Bulbasaur because it's part Poison type, and even then it'd probably depend on how you cooked it. Most animals have some parts that are edible, and whilst some are definitely less palatable than others, you can still get some sort of sustenance from them. I mean, I personally wouldn't eat fox, or owl, or otter, or penguin, or monkey, or lizard, but that doesn't mean I couldn't.

They probably eat Froakie in Kalos tbh.

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Literally none of them would be good snacks? What in the actual hell.
I haven't laughed that loud, in an extremely long time.


I'll just be honest: I'd eat any of them if they were cooked and covered in the Szechuan sauce from McDonald's.

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Any Pokemon can be an edible treat if you try hard enough...
even Muk?
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Sometimes I sit and wonder where y’all come up with some of these questions, but holy hell this one is dark.
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Sometimes I sit and wonder where y’all come up with some of these questions, but holy hell this one is dark.
Well you see I am really bored and come up with these dumb Ideas all the time I'm not sure if you enjoyed this but if you did I'm glad.

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I’m vegetarian and therefore couldn’t eat a Pokémon. Not that I would anyways.


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I’m vegetarian and therefore couldn’t eat a Pokémon. Not that I would anyways.
That raises an interesting question - would grass-type Pokemon that are clearly based on plantlife be suitable for vegetarians? Would plant-based Pokemon be considered sentient in the same manner as animal-based Pokemon, or would they be afforded the same sort of status as plants in the real world? Would refusing to eat any Pokemon-based life at all count as being vegan?

I suppose in the case of the starters, all it would mean would be whether it'd be acceptable to eat the leaves/bulbs/flowers of grass-type Pokemon for vegetarians, but still. Interesting thought.

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That raises an interesting question - would grass-type Pokemon that are clearly based on plantlife be suitable for vegetarians? Would plant-based Pokemon be considered sentient in the same manner as animal-based Pokemon, or would they be afforded the same sort of status as plants in the real world? Would refusing to eat any Pokemon-based life at all count as being vegan?

I suppose in the case of the starters, all it would mean would be whether it'd be acceptable to eat the leaves/bulbs/flowers of grass-type Pokemon for vegetarians, but still. Interesting thought.
Well let me ask you this, would you eat a leaf bug as part of a salad?
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what is wrong with you dude?! seriously......who would eat CHARMANDER? he's super cute, and be great copanion!

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what is wrong with you dude?! seriously......who would eat CHARMANDER? he's super cute, and be great copanion!
Mmmm lizard legs