pokemon isn't realistic

Started by TepigLover101 February 25th, 2020 5:32 AM
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TepigLover101

I am a tepig who has hair

he him
WHY U WANNA KNOW?
Seen March 8th, 2023
Posted November 28th, 2022
164 posts
3.3 Years
bob: Hey Andrew
Andrew : Oh hey man
bob: wanna have a pokemon battle
Andrew : Hell yes
bob: Go Tepig
Andrew : Go caterpie
bob: ok you go first
Andrew: caterpie Use String shot!
*Wraps tepig*
Bob: tepig use flame charge
*Flames appear around tepig and the string melts*



* tepig then turns to bacon And caterpie eats him*
*Bob and Andrew stand in shock*😱

And then Tepig reapered and kicked the crap out of caterpie

the end


All of you: Wtf did I just watch?

Commander Saturn

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3.5 Years
*Joins Caterpie in the feast*

I'm rather glad it isn't realistic; reality is frightening.

Simply put, I love humans.

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Palamon

Silence is Purple.

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14.3 Years
I wouldn't want Pokemon to be realistic anyway. It's fictional.

Adam Levine

I have tried all of your remedies

Age 20
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Kara's Flowers
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Sometimes I don't let it get to my head, considering how many top-heavy Pokémon there are, and other times I remember that Bruxish's teeth can crush shells. No, Game Freak, that's not how fangs work.

Fritz

girl power ftw

Age 23
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Cyrodiil
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Posted March 10th, 2023
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6.7 Years
The majority of video games out there aren't very realistic, so it doesn't bother too much that Pokémon games are this way as well. As long as the game is fun, I'll enjoy playing it. Plenty of unrealistic anime out there as well, not just the Pokémon Anime series.