here's my very first project, Sirknight Experience. Since I'm still rather new to the Japanese language, I required Delta Suicune to help me out with a lot of things, especially the slang. I managed to do quite a bit of this translation on my own, but he deserves his fair share of credit. Thanks a lot. Anyway, remember what I said, character's text will appear based on the word bubbles seen on each page. I plan to do a bit of work on PMC after this, so I don't know when I'll attempt to translate something else from Pokesho. Hopefully, I'll know more Japanese by then and not need as much help.
The comic's pages can be viewed here
PAGE 1
(note: This is just a page explaining the direction with which you read the panels. Im guessing its not the traditional right-to-left format because this was intended to be read on the computer, but other comics on Pokesho are read in right-to-left format, leaving me rather confused. Anyway, just click on the right arrow button next to this and continue on.)
PAGE 2
Sana: What? this
Metang: Well, you see! I know this great guy, and when I mentioned brought you up, he said hed certainly like to meet you!
Metang: Well this guy here, hes flexible to anything and is an overall good guy!
Metang: He was in the same kickboxing class as me in high school, after all!
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Sana: Chief kickboxing?
Metang: Well, I found that class to be good!
Metang: Just let this meeting go well!
Metang: Please!
Sana: Sure
Title: Sirknight Experience
PAGE 4
Mariruri: Hey hey, did you hear!? About Auntie Sanas guy? This time, Chief Metangs sending her away to do a marriage interview!!
Raichu: Furthermore, it appears he was a classmate of the chief!
Kireihana: Doesnt Metang turn 40 this year!?
Pukurin: Gyahaha!! She seriously accepted that!!! That old hag is so well-suited for him!!
Hin: So, what do you intend to do?
Sana: Aw geez, I cant just refuse.
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Hin: But that guy, he didnt have a very great, high-status appearance.
Hin: Besides, if hes a Fighting-type, he might be dominant.
Hin: But the point is you shouldnt be too picky considering your age.
Sana: But something awful is gonna be awful.
Sana: This is the man I already chose to give my heart to.
Sana: Wooow, isnt Latios-kun absolutely cuuuute?
Hin: Youre secretly taking pictures of new employees again?
Hin: Its a shame you dont use that free time to take Polocks like me, since you could stand to refine yourself.
Sana: Now that you mention it, what will taking cheap Polocks do for you?
Sana: If you keep using the cheap kind, the effects will only end up going away!
Hin: Gack!!
Sana: Hi Hin-chan!?
PAGE 6
Hin: Glubglubglubglub!
Sana: Ehhhh!?
Hin: Moon Hinbass Power
Hin: Make-uuup!!
Sana: Wha!?
Hin: Ha! Thi this is me!? No way, I cant seriously believe it!
Hin: I wonder if taking Polocks everyday helped cause this!
Sana: Kyaaa! What are you doing?!
Sana: Hin-chan!!
Hin: Hinbass is happy!!
Sana: Hin-chaaaan!
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Sana: Polocks are amazing, arent they?
Sana: I wonder if I should take some as well
Sana: that guy behinds been following me for a while now.
Sana: I dont know who he is, but stalking me was a mistake.
Sana: Take this, certain kill Thunder Puuun
Bakujirou: Huh!?
PAGE 8
Sana: Oh no! Youre Bakujirou, arent you?!
Bakujirou: Ow owI Im paralyzed. You acted cruel all the sudden, Maam.
Sana: My bad, Ill carry you to the Pokemon Center now, so
Sana: Ugh!
Bakujirou: Is your hip
Bakujirou: alright?
Bakujirou: Its unusual for people to just slug someone like that
Sana: Shut up
Sana: Anyway, Im confused by the way you were sneaking up on me just now.
Bakujirou: Th there wasnt any particular reason for that
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Bakujirou: Lately, Ive been patrolling your area for several missing people.
Sana: Heh, that so?
Bakujirou: Your reactions very similar to this other guy I know, Auntie.
Sana: Should I send you to the Center now?
Bakujirou: Sorry, I said too much.
Sana: You know, doesnt this feel like when I used to protect you at that place you were always exploring?
Bakujirou: P please dont talk about the time with those brats.
Bakujirou: Today, Im Bakujirou of the Flame Wheel, fearless member of the police force. Ill show Auntie that I can protect her.
Sana: What is it, what is it! Everyones calling me Auntie Sanaaa!
Bakujirou: P please dont cry
Sana: Who would want to hook up with me anyway?!!
Bakujirou: Dont say that
Sana: Waaah, shut up you idiot.
PAGE 10
Sana: Geez
Sana: These guys
Buu: Thank you very much.
Buu: Buu-chan will be closing her doors soon.
Sana: A Polock store?
Buu: Thats right.
Sana: If I take Polocks as well, will I become as pretty as Hin-chan?
Noctus: Ah, thats impossible!
Noctus: Only the Hinbass species could take Polocks in such a beautiful, revolutionary manner.
(note: Like Harley in the anime, this Noctus speaks in a feminine manner.)
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Noctus: Even if other Pokemon take Polocks, they wont have such a significant effect on them.
Noctus: Your moneys truuuley useless here.
Sana: Huhh, that!? Am am I speaking out loud!?
Noctus: No, youre not! However, I can see what youre thinking about standing in front of this store!
Noctus: Youre super lucky, arent you?! Let me introduce you to my method, which is more effective than Polocks.
Noctus: I am Noctus-chan! Come to me in case youre interested.
Sana: Alright?
Noctus: Ha hi hu he ho!
Sana: Uum
Noctus: So you do want to know? From the time were born, we Pokemon gather experience points inside our bodies.
Sana: Uh experience points?
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Noctus: Experience points are the bits of experience that we build up...
Noctus: And these experience points we accumulate are what cause us to grow.
Noctus: but, supposing
Noctus: We were to suck out these accumulated experience points?
Sana: Er??
Noctus: Draining it out would cause you to return to your former self!
Sana: A are you serious!?
Noctus: Is that alright!? Ill start draining your excess experience points at a special cheap service charge!
Sana: Drain out you can do that?
Noctus: Of course I can! Come on, can I do it, cant I do it?!
Sana: C certainly, please do
Noctus: Alright, youre a good kid, arent you?
Noctus: Well then, to begin, clear your mind and please drink this!
Sana: Uh, right, right.
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Sana: Ugh this is?
Noctus: Its sleeping mediciiiiine.
Sana: Ughhh
Noctus: Ha hi hu he hooooo!
Noctus: Wake up!
Sana: huh
Sana: Wha?!
Noctus: Ha hi hii! Your excess experience points, I of course drained them out of you.
Sana: Wooow! This is me!?
Sana: Incredible! I cant believe it!
Noctus: With that, please pay the price of 100,000 yen.
Sana: Wha?!! Th Thats expensive!
Noctus: As I said, thats the price!
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Hin: Sana! Good morning!
Sana: Good morning.
Hin: Hey, did you hear? About Suikun-sama? He invited me to go surfing with him on his vacation starting tomorrow.
Sana: Thats just what you wanted, isnt it?
Hin: huh!?
Hin: Wh whats wrong Sana?! You suddenly became pretty!
Sana: You felt that way as well?
Sana: Thats not all
Sana: Somehow, my body seems to have become incredible. I feel perfect!
Hin: Ah hah! I get it! Sana, youve been taking Polocks, havent you?! And the best kind the Polock store offers at that! You mustve token a hundred thousand of them!
Sana: No no, thats not it.
Sana: Nope I dont think it was Polocks
Sana: Huhu!
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Metang: Huuuh!? Sana-chan, whats the deal!?
Metang: You looked like a new employee for a moment!
Deoxys: Please go out with me!!
Sana: I decline, you dummy.
Sana: Lets go! Im gonna do this!
Raichu+Kireihana+Pukurin+Mariruri: * whisper whisper whisper *
Sana: Im going to talk to Latios-kun during the lunch break.
Nasshii: Havent a lot of girls been turning cute lately?
Parasect: Ah yeah, theyre definitely taking Polocks.
Nasshii: Seems like Polocks are becoming popular, arent they?
Parasect: If if I also take Polocks, could I become cooler as well?
Latios: Dont bother, its ridiculous
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Latios: Frankly, Pokemon are spending their money to take some medicine and become the best. Whats so fun about that?
Nasshii & Parasect: Wow at heart, you seem like a cool guy with the way you can stand and talk like that!
Sana: Latios-kun
Sana: Spends his lunch on the rooftop.
Sana: !geez
Sana: Hes with his friends.
Latios: This is good.
Latios: Send.
Nasshii: Are you mailing to some kid again?
Parasect: If thats so we should all go to a meeting convention.
Latios: Pff, no way
Latios: Im not interested in final evolutions.
Nasshii: Wah, you went out and said you have a first evolution complex!
Latios: Shut up!
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Sana: La Latios-kun
Sana: Likes first evolutions?!
Noctus: Hmm
Noctus: Youre here again?
Sana: Um if you drain a lot of experience points from me, can you return me to a previous evolution?
Noctus: Hu hyo! If youre a Pokemon that evolves with experience, I can!
Sana: Then, please drain enough experience points to return me to a Kirlia.
Noctus: Good, good! Ill drain your experience with pleasure.
Noctus: Well then, to begin, please drink this medicine!
Sana: Ah right, right.
Sana: Ugh
Noctus: Ha hi hu he ho!
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Noctus: Come on, wake up!
Sana: Hmm?
Sana: Wooow its myself as a Kirlia!
Sana: Oh my!
Noctus: Well then, please pay the price of 200,000 yen.
Sana: Ah right, right.
Bakujirou: Phew
Bakujirou: We Fire-types also have to answer to morning patrols.
Bakujirou: Eh?!
Bakujirou: That hot Kirlia
Bakujirou: no, this doesnt mean anything.
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Latios: No way, its impossible for Sana-san to be this kind of girl! Such a pretty Kirlia!
Latios: The truth is, I wasnt aware of you until now!
Sana: Its alright, Latios-kun. It was just a misunderstanding.
Latios: Sana-san! How about these clothes?! I feel they suit you
Sana: My, theyre wonderful! Its perfect for me!
Sana: Today was truly fun! Thank you, Latios-kun.
Latios: No, I should be saying that anyway, can you please call me big brother?
Sana: B i g Buwuther!
Latios: Alright! Good job!
Bayleef: Just a second, big brother!
Bayleef: You neglected to keep your promise. Where were you and what were doing that caused you to forget?
Bayleef: Who are you?! This girl is!!
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Dogohm: Hold it, big brother!
Wakashamo: Im just your non-blood-related little sister, arent I!?
Latios: Hee!!
Vibrava: Elder brother!
Latios: Wa!!
Pigeon: I want an explanation for this!
Latias: Big Brother! Youve been going out with first evolution girls again!
Latias: Your real little sister is ashamed of you!!
Latios: La Latias! Thats not it!
Latias: Aw geez, youre the worst!! Take this!!!
Latios: AGGGHHHHH!!
Sana: La Latios-kuuun!
Latios: ergh
Sana: Latios-kun!
Latios: Wont you call me Big Brother?
Sana: Your soul is talking!?
Sana: Whatever, Ill carry you to the Center
Sana: ugh!?
PAGE 21
Sana: M my hip is
Sana: Why?
Lucky: Paralysis, burn, freeze, other conditions a complete recovery will take two weeks, Lucky.
Lucky: Hes so troublingly pitiful, hell have to stay here for a while, Lucky.
Sana: Alright
Lucky: That aside, you appear young, but your hip seems to be continually aging. However, that doesnt seem too serious, Lucky.
Sana: Dammit
Sana: What happened to me?
Sana: Eh? Somehow, my body doesnt seem like its very severe
Sana: ugh
Bakujirou: That girl
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Sana: Wait, whats the meaning of this? I wasnt turning young again?
Noctus: Ha hi hi hi hi hi! In the case of that body, it seems as though the effects of ability-ups have ceased.
Sana: The effects!?
Noctus: Once experience points have been drained out, theres no reason for the physical body to return to the way it was.
Noctus: Only your level and abilities went down. Your age hasnt changed.
Sana: That cant be
Noctus: You drank the sleeping medicine!
Noctus: That time, the figure of 100,000 yen was for top-quality Polocks, stopping the progression of your abilities, etc. to be used while that medicine was taking effect
Noctus: The resulting condition was that your body would merely feel rejuvenated, and you'd make the wrong assumption that your desires were being fulfilled!"
Sana: Th thats awful! You tricked me!!
Sana: You cheat, youre horrible!!
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Sana: You bastard!
Noctus: Such a low-level attack!
Noctus: Bullseye!
Sana: Ack!!
Noctus: Hi hi hi this time, I showed you a sweet dream
Noctus: Now, for the sake of my own dream, Ill have the experience points sucked out of you.
Noctus: Gokurin!
Noctus: Ha hi hu he ho!
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Noctus: Ha hi hi hi hi hi! If I have all this Mysterious Candy
Noctus: I wont have to worry about money for the rest of my life!!
Bakujirou: So I see. Now I understand everything.
Noctus: Ha hi hun!?
Noctus: Wh who the hell are you!?
Bakujirou: Im the policeman patrolling this street.
Noctus: Hiii!!
(note: The reading on the jars say Noctus Mysterious Candy. In the Japanese version of the Pocket Monsters video games, Mysterious Candy was the term used for Rare Candy.)
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Bakujirou: Hey, you! Are you gonna return her to how she was!?
Bakujirou: Say youll return her! Ill burn you to death!!
Noctus: Hi hiiii!!!
Noctus: Th the candy!
Noctus: If she eats a lot of the Mysterious Candy, her experience points will return to normal!
Noctus: Uh this is the candy I made with her experience points.
Noctus: Hi hi ha hi hi
Noctus: Whoaaah! My hand slipped!!!
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Noctus: Ha hi hu he
Noctus: HO!!!
Bakujirou: guh!!
Noctus: Ha hi hi hi
Noctus: This seems like a good opportunity to get out of here before the other cops come.
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Noctus: Ha hyi?
Noctus: Sheesh Youre persistent, arent you?!!
PAGE 28
Noctus: Gwaaaaaaahhhhhh!!
Bakujirou: Flame
PAGE 29
Bakujirou: Wheel!!!
Noctus: buh
Noctus: Bye bye money
Bakujirou: Huff
Bakujirou: Huff
PAGE 30
Bakujirou: Sheesh! Usually, Im the one being caught up in these situations!
Sana: I I feel so ashamed.
Bakujirou: man.
Bakujirou: Here.
Bakujirou: If you take this, you could return to being a Sirknight.
Bakujirou: Or you could just become a Kirlia if you want.
Sana: Um
Sana: Saying that, dont you understand why I wanted to be a Kirlia?
Bakujirou: Eh wh why do you ask?
Bakujirou: I still intend to associate with you even as a Kirlia when I saw you as a Kirlia, Id understand soon
Bakujirou: And, supposing youre in any trouble, Id keep an eye out for you.
Bakujirou: Besides
Bakujirou: I want to protect you
Bakujirou: Uh, but this is against my will! F for a long time!
Bakujirou: Its simply my duty as the police!
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Sana: thats right
Sana: Bakujirou will always be here, wont he?
Latios: Wooooah! My first evolution radars going off! Ahhh! Sana-san, you came to me while I was ill, werent you?!
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Latios: Huhhhh!? Thats strange! I dont see Sana-san!
Lucky: Wait, Latios-san! For your own sake, you musnt leave the sick room!
Bakujirou: Is this alright with you?
Sana: Its fine, let him be.
Sana: Alright, lets return!
Sana: Bakujirou! Can you escort me home?!
Bakujirou: Wh whats this all the sudden?
Sana: Ah, this is comfortable.
Sana: Can we do this everyday from now on?
Bakujirou: Umm it hurts to have that red thing sticking into my back
red text: End