What Stats would you Have?

Started by Palamon April 5th, 2020 10:21 PM
  • 3142 views
  • 17 replies

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

Age 26
he/him
Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
Seen 25 Minutes Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
7,783 posts
14.3 Years
Say you were a Pokemon, what do you think your stats would be?

Please be reasonable, don't make all your stats 999, for example. Make yourself whatever level you want, though, idc. Just don't make yourself maximum stats.

My stats would probably be something like this:


HP: 139
Attack: 30
Defense: 40
Special Attack: 70
Special Defense: 100
Speed: 91

BST: 470.

I'm not very strong physically, so I don't think my Attack stat would be very high, tbh. I'd probably be more of a special attacker, if I were a Pokemon, tbh. I also do think I'm of an average speed for a person, so, I thought 90 worked fine.

Adam Levine

I have tried all of your remedies

Age 20
he/they
Kara's Flowers
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
5,183 posts
11.6 Years
All of my stats would be pretty similar to Kirlia's (I.e. how are they so low for a middle evolution?!). Don't rely on using me as a wall.
HP: 40
Attack: 55
Defense: 40
Special Attack: 80
Special Defense: 50
Speed: 65

Ninetales

Age 22
She/Her
Canada
Seen 9 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
1,715 posts
5.4 Years
This is very interesting!

HP: 60
Attack: 40
Defense: 60
Special Attack: 116
Special Defense: 90
Speed: 122

Stat Total: 488

I’m about as physically strong as a duck. However, I used to excel at track and sprinting growing up, hence why I have such a high speed stat. I do imagine myself to be a special attacker and specially defensive as well. My HP is lower because I don’t have a lot of stamina in real life.


🌸✨💫Paired with Eleanor🌸✨💫

Nah

Age 30
she/her, they/them
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted 14 Hours Ago
15,640 posts
9.5 Years
HP: 1500
Attack: 1500
Defense: 1500
Sp.Atk: 1500
Sp.Def: 1500
Speed: 1500
BST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik


Please be reasonable
....oh

realistically i'm probably like pikachu level bst
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."

Cubeth

Hi

Age 23
She / They
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
2,722 posts
4.4 Years
HP: 100
Atk: 90
Def: 60
SpAtk: 75
SpDef: 90
Speed: 75

BST: 490

I have a high stamina, hence my high HP. My strength is enough to defend myself because of my previous sports training, however I'm physically frail and don't think I would be able to take on too many physical hits. I also have the average speed of a normal person, maybe a bit slower.
Discord Moderoid · VPP Thread · Paired to PB

Sheep

She/Her
Australia
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 20 Hours Ago
39,243 posts
16.6 Years
i....feel bad saying that i couldn't even decide how to reply to this thread since i suck at mostly everything. high speed i guess, since i'm shy + anxious and quick to run away/avoid things. but otherwise? probably low :(

hp: 60
attack: 50
defense: 60
sp. attack: 50
sp. def: 60
speed: 100
Seen April 10th, 2020
Posted April 10th, 2020
13 posts
3.2 Years
For me, something like this would be accurate

Hp: 87
Attack: 41
Defense: 84
Special Attack: 37
Special Defense: 106
Speed: 32

BST: 377

My reasoning being that I don’t really have a strong striking power or the capability to majorly harm in terms of psychological level or physical level. Aside from that, I can probably take a fair share of abuse whether psychological or physical, which is why I assumed something more similar to this, but I’m extremely slow compared to the average speed and I can recognize that. Though, overall, I believe that I’d be at least slightly under average. Also, yes, I am assuming special to be more correlated to psychological ability since it’s simpler to make a transfer from that rather than to gauge it off of something that I haven’t a comparison of.

Neb

Cosmog Enthusiast

Age 21
He/they
Oregon
Seen March 14th, 2023
Posted March 14th, 2023
295 posts
4.6 Years
HP: 85
Attack: 90
Defense: 75
Special attack: 95
Special defense: 50
Speed: 85
Total: 480

I went with 85 HP and speed to reflect my average health and mobility. Attack and special attack are around 90 for my ability to lift fairly heavy objects and learn quickly. As for my low defense and special defense, I wanted them to show my physical and mental frailty.

Name: Lucky
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage

colours

she/her
gracidea fields
Seen December 30th, 2022
Posted December 29th, 2022
8,974 posts
18.1 Years
HP: 100
Attack: 103
Def: 75
Special Attack: 120
Special Defense: 75
Speed: 127

Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
Seen 3 Days Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
19,088 posts
10.1 Years
HP: 69
Attack: 69
Defense: 69
SpA: 69
SpD: 69
Speed: 69
Tot: 414

I feel like these stats perfectly capture my maturity as a person.
Paired with Starlight
Flair & Profile
Crafted by the lovely Fairy

Ace Trainer Slash

If you give me about two hours, I can make scripts without a guide!

Age 20
He/Him/They
Australia.
Seen 15 Hours Ago
Posted December 21st, 2022
235 posts
4.9 Years
I'd have something like...

HP: 45
Attack: 70
Defense: 70
Special Attack: 90
Special Defense: 90
Speed: 75
BST: 440

Ability (may as well): Gluttony, Friend Guard, (Hidden) Anger Point.

EVs: 1 Special Attack, 1 Special Defense


It's kind of average, if I was less lenient, I'd probably give a base 60 special defense stat so I have a (slightly) worse time against special attackers. For a poor stat-spread, I'd have really good coverage. No idea what typing I'd be though.
I run Dedenne, and I don't regret it one bit!

Amore

Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
5,237 posts
13.7 Years
I feel like I'm sitting on / in / am a lot of currently wasted potential. So I'd have an equally spread 540 BST as I'm tall, reasonably athletic, used to run distance, but also intelligent. However I'd counteract that with a really rubbish ability like Regigigas' Slow Start given I've been on this planet a quarter of a century yet still haven't fully kicked on into actual, achieving adulthood in a way (although that's not presently anything I can do about).
Or knock the BST down to having 80 in every attribute instead and give me the ability Anticipation, as I get quite anxious.

Kitty

Equipped the Star Ring.

Any
Space
Seen 3 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
1,339 posts
5.2 Years
HP: 100
Attack: 70
Defense: 60
Special Attack: 130
Special Defense: 60
Speed: 120
BST: 540

This is me being nice to myself since if I really do want to do it, I can. Maybe that's me as a form change like how Ash-Greninja is. But normally it's going to be something like this...

HP: 100
Attack: 40
Defense: 45
Special Attack: 90
Special Defense: 45
Speed: 90
BST: 410

Because I can take a lot of muk but I get hurt easily lmao
炎ハ魂ノ息吹(Honoo wa tamashii no ibuki)
黒煙ハ魂ノ解放(Kokuen wa tamashii no kaihou)
灰ハ灰トシテ ソノ魂ヨ(Hai wa hai tomuke Sono tamashii yo)
炎炎ノ炎ニ帰セ(En'en no honoo ni kise)
ラートム(Látom)

Endaerius_Stillwood

Gym Leader - Fire/Dark

Age 33
Male
Central Zion - Planet Morpheus
Seen May 25th, 2020
Posted May 25th, 2020
3 posts
3 Years

Hmmm...

HP: 350
Attack: 50
Defense: 90
Sp. Attack: 447
Sp. Defense: 306
Speed: 130
Total = 1373

Ability: 2 possible

Friend Guard - Reduces damage done to allies.
Dark Aura - Raises power of Dark type moves for all Pokémon in battle.

Hidden Ability: N/A (Unknown)

Nature: Modest is best fit stat wise (raises Sp Atk | Lowers Atk)

Favorite Berry Flavors: Sp. Attack - Dry & Sp. Defense - Bitter (Based on two best stats)

Least Favorite Berry Flavor: Attack - Spicy & Defense - Sour (Based on two Lowest stats)

The berry flavor that has no real effect would be sweet.

Type: Psychic | Dark

Moves:
Life Dew - Water - The user scatters mysterious water around and restores the HP of itself and its ally Pokémon in the battle. - Acc. 101 - PP: 10
Psycho Cut - Psychic - The user tears at the target with blades formed by psychic power. Critical hits land more easily. - Atk: 70 - Acc. 100 - PP: 20
Safeguard - Normal - The user's party is protected from status conditions. - x - x - PP: 25 (How: TM19)
Thief - Dark - Deals damage and also steals opponent's held item. - Atk: 60 - Acc. 100 - PP: 25 (How Learned: TM23)