Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory! XDDD

Started by Jack O'Neill July 6th, 2005 4:08 PM
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Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
17.9 Years
I've seen quite a few "businesses" operate out of Fun Time in PokLand: inns, cafs, restaurants, nightclubs, and the like. I figured that I should be different from the other "businesses," and here I am, the owner and operator of the PokCommunity's unofficial arms dealership. That's right: I'm selling guns from Fun Time in PokLand! My inventory is as follows:

PistolsShotgunsSubmachine GunsRifles
All items are guaranteed in stock! I also do special requests: name the weapon, and I'll find it for you! My only precaution is this: Don't blur the line between the Internet and real life, but I'm sure that y'all are smart enough to make that distinction, right? Right? O_o; Anyways, come to Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory for all of your weapon needs here at PC!

Sincerely,

Jack O'Neill, Owner and Operator of Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
aww... no melee weapons... i like swords ;_;
well im lovin that rifal! Colt/Fabrique Nationale M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher can i take it?
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Chairman Kaga

living in the past

Age 35
Male
Kitchen Stadium
Seen March 8th, 2013
Posted January 31st, 2012
12,044 posts
19.2 Years
The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.

Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
17.9 Years
OK, here's your MP7, Chairman. *gives the Chairman his MP7* Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory: Over [insert number here] Customers Served!

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
  • serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
  • Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
  • NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
  • Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.
yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
I'm gonna request something a little...different. I would like a NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle with 7.62mm rounds. Please and thank you! :D


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...
Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
Alright! Time for some...fun. :badsmile:*runs into the nearest building and starts climbing the stairs*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years

can i request two of them?
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Chairman Kaga

living in the past

Age 35
Male
Kitchen Stadium
Seen March 8th, 2013
Posted January 31st, 2012
12,044 posts
19.2 Years
yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better
It's better for them to not see it coming. That way they can't use that split second of warning to move, get out their own knife/gun/etc.

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
i geuss... but i prefer to scare em...
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
Alright...Lemme see what this can do...*aims for a can and fires* *ding* Bullseye! Oh, wait...Serpenter's eye...Oops...*runs*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
*chases after ningi with sabers...*
IF I ONLY HAD A COLT M4A1 CARBINE ID SHOOT YOU...oh wait.. i do :D
*shoots at ningi*
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
OH CRAP! Wait, I'm on a roof, and he's down there...Okay, I'd like to order a second weapon of a different type...a W.A.S.P (Wide Area Saturation Projectile) with satchels and rocket canisters.

Oh, and just for fun...*shoots serpenter's other eye*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...
Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
No take-backs! And because I'm feeling nice, I'll let you in on a secret: this new gun is designed to take out VEHICLES! *loads a satchel and shoots serpenter*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
oops... wrong weapon i used... my bad...
ow i only have one eye left...well i geuss im a mutant ^_^
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
And now you have a satchel stuck to your chest...Way to go...*laughs and loads a rocket canister*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
umm can i have 10 sticky grannaids[spelling]/bombs
umm i love you...[its a dare;_;]
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
17.9 Years
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare, serpenter, please don't fight in the armory. It scares away the customers. That, plus I've got explosives and volatile chemicals lying around all over the place; one stray shot is all that's needed to blow up the whole place and deny you and the other potential customers a reliable source of weapons.

Oh, and one more thing... *gives serpenter his 10 sticky grenades and gives Kratos a Desert Eagle .44 Magnum* Since you didn't specify a specific gun model, Kratos, I'm giving you a Desert Eagle, OK?

serpenter

Eternal Inferno

Male
England
Seen February 25th, 2019
Posted March 22nd, 2014
418 posts
18.2 Years
i want my bombs!
i love you[sigh]
"The girl who bears witness to death, at the time of the Saigyou Ayakashi's full bloom, shall be bound by mortality. So that her soul may rest in peace within the Hakugyokurou, I will seal the cherry blossoms, and make it the barrier."

Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
Sir, yes sir! *salutes* We will bring our fighting elsewhere, or cease fighting at all.


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...