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Old July 7th, 2005 (4:17 PM).
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    This general idea-- a poem for each letter of the alphabet that describes a certain sue-- can be credited to Irony-chan of fanfiction.net. Yes, I am in correspondence with her. If she at any point objects to this, I will immediately take it down. The rhymes themselves, I assure you, are entirely mine and any correspondance with her rhymes is purely by chance/subconcious.

    That said, the posting of this has nothing to do with any arguments I've had over the past 12 hours. The completion of this with Billy's post is pure coincedence, and I sincerely apologize for any hurt feelings. I'm not a cruel person, I promise. I just take writing very seriously and happen to be over-opinionated.

    That said, please do enjoy. It was fun to write, and it's to laugh at so go ahead and do .

    And do point out any errors

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    A is for Ash
    Who ten years from now
    Will be buff and handsome
    (Please dont ask how)
    And whether Misty or May
    We know for sure
    Its his daughters turn now
    For journeys galore

    B is for Blaze
    A charmander of legends
    But hes not one lizard
    Hes more like seven
    Or several hundred
    It must be confusing
    To be battling another
    Which Blaze is losing?


    C is for Clare
    Who was walking one day
    When an injured pokemon
    Happened her way
    She was elated at the very thought
    Of having this pokemon without having fought
    She ran it to the center, heedless of care
    And had her license revoked when she arrived there

    D is for Dana
    A very strange trainer
    Unlike the others
    Everyone hates her
    She runs away to change her fate
    Along with a pokemon
    (And without certification)
    This painful girl will plague the nation

    E is for Eevee
    Whos sick of this land
    Theyre sick of always being
    At a sues right hand
    When they come out
    And see readers shudder
    They could only wish theyd
    Been born another

    F is for Flora
    A Rocket-made morph on the run
    Whose name magically fits her sunflora blood
    Shell win over Rockets, doing her best
    Shell be loved by some people
    Hated by the rest
    Page after page, breath after breath
    This fic will go on until the authors death

    G is for Geoff
    Who finds it quite funny
    That he can shove in his backpack
    A years worth of money
    Some CDs, some scissors
    The kitchen sink, too
    I guess a U-Haul
    Is coming with you

    H is for Hannah
    And she cant keep quiet
    An abusive trainer
    Makes her riot
    All this righteous talking
    Bout what not to do
    Might make the reader
    Want to run to the loo

    I is for Inari
    A new trainer, is she
    Like, totally kawaii!
    Its a cross-culture spree
    Complete with Konbonwa
    And even a Hai
    Hopefully, next
    Shell learn goodbye

    J is for Judy
    Who knows she is great
    Her fics are amazing
    Out of five? An eight!
    But when she uploads
    Her latest Sue
    Shell be starting a war
    After the first review

    K is for Koby
    The poor central guy
    In one of those parodies
    That burn out the eyes
    No spelling or grammar
    A poorly planned plight
    Even satire has boundaries
    Please, know how to fight

    L is for Lena
    Her starter, its true
    Was none other than
    You guessed itmew!
    With her fire-red eyes
    Hair silver like a rhino
    Its weird to think
    That the girl is albino

    M is for Mew
    Who begs you, please
    Leave me to slumber
    Do leave me at ease!
    Im not someones pet
    Nor a happy little toy
    With legendary powers
    Im built to destroy

    N is for Nick
    Who proudly destroys
    Every bit of canon
    He refuses to employ
    Latios roams the streets
    Dexter wont be quiet
    And as the pokemon talk
    Reviewers riot

    O is for Oliver
    Who started out late
    Yes, some years have passed
    Hes now twenty-eight
    The professor looks on
    With a pitiful hunger
    He has no idea
    Hell lose to those younger

    P is for Pansy
    With a flip of her hair
    She has the guys drooling
    And the author doesnt care
    Shell prance around
    An all her glory
    This is, please remeber
    A pokemon story

    Q is for Quagsire
    Who too has a complaint
    Hes being wrote off
    And is frankly ashamed
    Hes a fine, good pokemon
    Whos immune to spark
    Can everyone please stop
    Leaving him in the dark?

    R is for Ruby
    The girl, not the game
    Though according to her title,
    Theyre on in the same
    She has her own chronicle
    Many times over
    And is forced to be
    A forgotten holdover

    S is for Steve
    Who just got a power
    That lets him become
    A pokemon shower
    One after the other
    With very much ease
    Who though that shape shifting
    Was such a breeze?

    T is for Tula
    Who has some cool gear
    It can hold so many mon
    I cant fit the numeral here
    But it seems quite odd
    With hardly four hundred found
    Youd have some need
    For that many pokemon around

    U is for Uma
    A militant shipper
    Who flames anyone
    Who doesnt agree witer
    Wrong pairing? Uh-oh!
    Here she comes now
    To deliver a much-dreaded
    Annoying little pow

    V is for Vulpix
    Who is near going crazy
    With how many authors
    Are so incredibly lazy
    This poor little fox
    Is so tired out
    When she see a vulpix
    Even she wants to shout

    W is for Walter
    A cute little lad
    Whos been going to school
    So hes late a tad
    But here I ask
    Something I truly cant get
    How do you learn bout pokemon
    When you dont have one yet?

    X is for Xandy
    A growlithe of sorts
    Who acts like a human
    And ones name he sports
    A pokemon is not
    A human in new skin
    Id say characterization is good
    Going out on a whim

    Y is for Yvonne
    Who wont catch rattata
    The formers too good
    For the latter
    No caterpie or birds
    No nirdoran, it seems
    One has to wonder
    How this girl builds a team

    Z is for Zach
    And he cant understand
    Why he wont win at gyms
    And conquer the land
    He joins Team Magma
    Just to see
    If anyone there
    Has the same problems as he


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    Old July 7th, 2005 (4:29 PM).
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      There pretty good. Some are a little of rythom but otherwise their really good. 9/10 for the whole thing.
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      Old July 7th, 2005 (4:31 PM).
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        Thanks Would you mind telling me which ones you thought had worst meter? I knwo some were weird, and I'd like to fix them.
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        Old July 7th, 2005 (4:49 PM).
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          W is for Walter
          A cute little lad
          Whos been going to school
          So hes late a tad
          But here I ask
          Something I truly cant get
          How do you learn bout pokemon
          When you dont have one yet?

          A is for Ash
          Who ten years from now
          Will be buff and handsome
          (Please dont ask how)
          And whether Misty or May
          We know for sure
          Its his daughters turn now
          For journeys galore

          The walter one made since but it was alittle of but in the Ash one you kinda get confusing.
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          so when you think your hurtin' me
          your just helpin' me last .l.o.n.g.e.r.

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          Old July 7th, 2005 (4:56 PM).
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            Wow. ANOTHER fan fic reference (and the most entertaining one too).
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            Old July 7th, 2005 (5:24 PM).
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            Hey, this is pretty good. But, I have a question.

            Was this whole thing made up because writers overly use these names all the time? I know I've seen Blaze pop up in a fic like... 200 times.
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            Old July 7th, 2005 (5:28 PM).
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              Most of the names were random, but Blaze /was/ used because every charmander EVER is named Blaze.
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              Old July 7th, 2005 (5:33 PM).
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              Well, either way, it's a great piece you made.

              On the other hand, if I had a Charmander in a fic and I nicknamed it, it'd name it Inferno or Bic or Meltdown. A nickname that requires some thought.
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              Old July 7th, 2005 (5:37 PM).
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                Thanks muchly Randomly, my charmander was Ignition XD

                On topic, I'm glad you enjoyed it also, N.A.
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                Old July 7th, 2005 (5:54 PM).
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                LOL this is pretty original. It's true with the blaze, and when I got to the L, I started panicking. You can probably imagine why. Almost every fic has Eevee, too, and some poor Mew being used as some legendary pet (even worse, for starters O.O).

                These are priceless. Nice job. XD!!



                Oh yeah, I named my Charmander Ryuu. o.,o
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                Old July 7th, 2005 (6:05 PM).
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                I feel bad for Eevee now. But, what about the evolved versions of Eevee?

                And Mew. Let's find it and send it on a trip to Hawaii. XD

                But still... I'm kind of glad I don't use a lot of this stuff in my fics.
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                Old July 7th, 2005 (6:34 PM).
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                  *snorfle* This hit the spot. Every spot, that is. Well, almost every one. (What about the sister/some other female relative that popped out of thin air of Ash to accompany him for no real reason? And then, of course the "Yeah, she may be named after me, but that doesn't mean she's just me living out the dreams I can never have!" archetype?)

                  Still, amusing nonetheless. Poor Quagsire.
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                  Old July 7th, 2005 (7:00 PM).
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                    And then, of course the "Yeah, she may be named after me, but that doesn't mean she's just me living out the dreams I can never have!" archetype?
                    Ah, that's what I should have done for Z. I think I'll change that.

                    I love quagsire XD
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                    Old July 7th, 2005 (9:11 PM).
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                      You know, I THOUGHT about using Quagsire, but then it came to me that Whiscash was more or less suitable for a role in my current fic. I know Raichu's been all over the place, and I have a feeling Delcatty and Swellow are common too. Not 100% sure of Noctowl and Octillery, though...
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