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I was going to only do this for game protagonists, but now knowing that there are way too many characters in this franchise with really, really dumb hair, basically this is a discussion thread for basically anybody in the games who just have incredibly questionable hairdos. So yeah, like the title says, what do you think?

Now, I’m just gonna sit back and watch everyone talk about the BW2 protagonists 2 guys from the gen8 postgame with the literal sword and shield hair.
I… might put something interesting here eventually.

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Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Sordward and Shielbert don't have much competition. Colress's hair looks stupid or cool depending on how you look at it, though, so he's definitely a contender.

Piers's hair is equally as wacky, too. These character designs are getting wackier each generation.

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I'm personally fine with wacky hairstyles. However, what is up with Sordbert and Shielbert's hair? They could have had much more classy hair with some sort of sword/shield accessories (maybe actually have them carry them like a knight would) but oh no let shape their hairs as a sword and shield.
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Sordward and Shielbert... now that was a choice!


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Sordward and Shielbert... now that was a choice!
How have I never seen those 2 dudes until now?🤯🔰⚔
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I don't necessarily hate Colress's hair, but the fact that it's the longest strip of hair on his head and it orbits around him...lmao

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Aaaww. I was gonna' mention Sordbert and Shieldbert. They were the first to come to mind.

Jessie's hair. I've always wondered how much hair spray she uses to keep it up like that.



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I think that most in Team Galactic have been mocked for their hair, cough, but it's called style! Sordbert and Shielbert's hairstyles are so bizarre that I can not help but adore them.

The only two hairstyles that have ever bothered me in Pokemon were Jesse and Iris'.

Simply put, I love humans.

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Sorward and Shielbert's hair are like that on purpose though, so. Their hair is intentionally made to look like Sword and Shield's so I don't see how that's "bad". Just ridiculous. But it's supposed to be that way.

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Sordward and Shielbert’s names were spelled several different ways here to the point where I had to google to remember what the right spelling was lol

Diantha. Her hair isn’t weird to the level of the above but it looks really bad and ruins her entire design imo. If she had better hair, she would look so much different and her whole design would be a lot better :(

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In terms of female characters with bad hair... I think Lusamine's hair is up there, that kind of geometric, algebra hair is just not my favorite thing in the world. Gardenia's quaffed mushroom hair is also not my favorite.
As for male characters, Sordward's hair more so than Shieldbert's honestly. The way it wobbles in game is very reminiscent of... something else irl, it's very disturbing lol. Like the names of the characters are already so uncreative but now the hair choices are even more uncreative. B2W2 male protagonist's (aka Nate) hair just looks odd, like it looks kinda of like the grass patches but with hair instead.

Colress's hair I actually don't mind, I actually feel like he'd look worse without those blue saturn rings orbiting his hair.

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To jump on the bandwagon, what loving parent would name their child Shielbert...
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So weird!

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