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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?"
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!"
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!". Her
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!". Her bite
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!". Her bite shook
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!". Her bite shook Alexander
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Alexander announced the anticipated winner, who wouldn’t dare take credit for her own son’s contributions. She singled out several people who had cheated during the triathlon, as she’d witnessed unacceptable behavior when the water portion became difficult. Her victory was only sweetened by the fact that competitors began to grumble when they discovered they’d been disqualified. Alexander declared the winner’s name: Amelia Atwater, a hardworking accountant and hobbyist. But she surprised him by declining. And even after he recovered from the shock, Alexander stumbled on a tree branch and yelled a long inappropriate howl. Never did she think that trees could sabotage the insides of her bananas with their roots. Another banana started dancing rhythmically to the Jamaican music while she watched YouTube tutorials about how to conjure apparitions of 1800s mudlarks. Somehow her pet ferret managed to wow the crowd with it's icicle poncho that came with a mystical sombrero. Over time, Alexander perfected her bellydancing pirouette by spending lots of money on Herbalife which meant she is finally bankrupt. However, a chance at the 2021 wrestling tournament allowed her to become one of the favourites of the King until, unfortunately, Hulk arrived and gracefully bested her. Now, Alexander must train with Natasha, learning jiu-jitsu so she could defeat Hulk and gain full fledged powers, like her x-ray breath that confuses foes, and her sonic burps that destroys heavy men. After weeks of endless cheetos however, she bloated up and popped! "How many times must we suffer?", Alexander wondered, while looking at her newly laminated driver's licence that stole her Soul Stone when it morphed into Loki. Later it came to her in the night of eternal slumber, hoping to single-handedly eliminate all turtles, especially the four teenage mutant ninja dudes. Suddenly, one small dude jumped out and danced with Alexander and began flossing vigorously. After which they took turns playing Pokemon Snap. Suddenly, there came three little piglets knocking on sky-high poles. "Alexander!" Shouted one of the angry piglets, seemingly upset that zeostar didn't bring their copy of Pokemon Pearl with him. Zeostar went ballistic over this, stomping all over squirtlenator until he decidedly fought back. "Pow!" ouch screamed roni? Why was the last cookie so good, yet so green-goblin like "yo whaddup h8ters, it's brobat"! But nobody expected the Hulk to smash everything in sight. All everyone could think was how powerful Shrek is. Alas, Alexander surrendered Glazed Donuts to me. "Yum" said RadEmpoleon when eating several of the Glazed Donuts before Alexander grabbed one. 'Yoink', she wailed as sugar fell all over the place. Later in the week, everything went awry when the three blind mice hired Puss in Boots to take out Shrek 3. Just before Puss in Boots barfed all Glazed spaghetti onto the floor, Ash yelled "HOWDY PARTNER, WHERE IS GAMORA?", while Alexander cried "my floor!". Her bite shook Alexander while
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