The uncle joke thread!

Started by Allen303 January 2nd, 2021 2:26 AM
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Dj allen! Ok make a uncle jokes
Don't no what uncle joke is?
It is a basically a joke that is really awful
and has no reasen for laugh at it
When you protect someone, you don't let them die. And when you attack, you kill."

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we call those jokes dad jokes over here lol.

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I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!

Ironically I also stole this joke from google.

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Oh my god when I saw this i just fell down from the bed while laughing.................

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When you protect someone, you don't let them die. And when you attack, you kill."

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What musical genre are national anthems?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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What musical genre are national anthems?

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What. Tha. Wh. Nooooooooooooo! Aaaaaah!

Alright here's one I like.
10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are both the same. Look:
10 + 10 = 20, and 11 + 11 = 22!

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What. Tha. Wh. Nooooooooooooo! Aaaaaah!

Alright here's one I like.
10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are both the same. Look:
10 + 10 = 20, and 11 + 11 = 22!
Aaaaa no math jokes dad!

Btw why was my post removed?

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roni is a dad confirmed
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