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Old May 4th, 2021 (5:13 PM).
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John Cena, while you post there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to post this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to post off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s post.

You’re as good as kissing Vince’s post as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good post kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

[Punk waves to the camera]

I am the best poster in the world.

I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]

Hey, post Cabana, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon, alright? We do this whole [anti] posting campaign...

[Microphone cuts off]

I've been silenced!
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Posting out of pure obligation. I'm not enjoying this action, but I do as the thread commands.
But only if you enter this thread. What are you doing? D:
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Mental worlds, or mindscapes, refer to both the realm in which peoples' minds are physically manifested as well as the posts themselves
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I might have just entered this thread just to see how much more you were going to expand this on. But then I saw the result and was disappointed. Oh well, guess you get the win for baiting me in here. :)
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Old May 5th, 2021 (9:03 PM).
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I might have just entered this thread just to see how much more you were going to expand this on. But then I saw the result and was disappointed. Oh well, guess you get the win for baiting me in here. :)
if your really interested, here's the full dialogue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUZIagbl94
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I washed my figs for breakfast and then threw them into the garbage bin instead of my food bowl and I just cannot get over it
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I washed my figs for breakfast and then threw them into the garbage bin instead of my food bowl and I just cannot get over it
That sucks Sheep :(

Have you got any more?
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But only if you enter this thread. What are you doing? D:
Clearly taking risks and clicking random things without looking.
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if your really interested, here's the full dialogue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUZIagbl94
Oh, I know that game! Never played it myself, though. Still disappointed; I was expecting something high end philosophical...
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Clearly taking risks and clicking random things without looking.
Of course, it isn't just clicking random threads to make your counter go up. :P
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Of course, it isn't just clicking random threads to make your counter go up. :P
Of course not, trying to raise my post count for VPP would be a weird thing to do. That's just unheard of.
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Hello PokéCommunity, I was out recently because of work + because I cannot help fangame devs anymore with Essentials V19 :S
Glad to see I'm not the only one randomly clicking on the most recent threads and realising I have to post again XD
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