Best/Cringiest Pickup Lines

Started by FlameChrome February 23rd, 2021 2:37 PM
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FlameChrome

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just a thread to post your best and/or your most cringiest pick up lines, nothing else to say, have fun.

Bonus points if you can get a conversation going of just pick up lines only

Roni

Age 24
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Philippines
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damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now
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RadEmpoleon

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damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now
I don't think anything can top this one haha
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Fairy

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“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”

“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
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Fairy

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What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."
*fans self*
goodness me, almost made me swoon with that one. think i might have to sit in this dumpster for a spell while I compose myself from these womanly hysterics!
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Roni

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What about: "Hey girl, are you trash? Because I want to take you out."
risky, but might pay off real well

"Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite."
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Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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can I take a picture? Because my family and friends are never gonna believe that I saw an angel

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Starlight

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I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂

How about... You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you!
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Roni

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I've heard a few that will NOT be going on a family friendly forum 😂
non family friendly pickup lines are the best!

the word of the day is "legs".

why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
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Starlight

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

You guys are so going home alone btw 😂
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Roni

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You guys are so going home alone btw 😂
good. nothing different from what i already experience then :p

"hey girl, are you a laptop? because you're pretty darn hot even though you're just sitting there."
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Inky

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Damn girl are you roni because whenever I see you I have an uncontrollable urge to cry and make sacrifices in the woods
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Sothis

Will this hand destroy you?

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damn girl, are you an FDA approved respiratory mask?

because i need you on my face right now
Hi, I'm coming to ban you.

As for me, leaving your number instead of a tip at a restaurant. I have seen this done.

you cannot hope to win
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Arcaneum

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Well here I am, what were your two other wishes?

Now I'm not a photographer, but I don't need to be to picture us together.

Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're kinda hot and I want s'more.
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You can call me Rick Astley, because I'm never gonna give you up.
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Mercurybro

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I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart

Starlight

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"Your eyes are the same colour as my ferrari"

If you got a green ferrari mate, GTFOH!
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“I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”
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gimmepie

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“I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.”
Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.
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Fairy

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Just when I think the first reply in the thread is the best one, I see this. Well played.
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Starlight

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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants!


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Soaring Sid

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NOT A PICKUP LINE

I entered this thread without knowing what a pickup line was.

Now after going through it, I am wiser than I was before I entered this thread. Keep going!

I'd order a pizza for both of us, but you're already taking a pizza my heart
That was an impressive pun and it was hilarious too!

Edit: I still don't understand some of them :|

Austin

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i have some fine ones

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine
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