Vending Machine Page 13

Started by Setsuna February 24th, 2021 6:22 PM
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get a guide on how to do the can-can.

*shoves arm in coin slot*

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a can opener

*does the thing*

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Fairy

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get a self help book titled "You Can Do It!" written by Bobby Boucher.

*back flips and misses slot with coin toss*

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a little toy train that says "I think I can, I think I can" over and over

*flicks coin into slot*

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Fairy

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get an album from the preservative themed parody band Cantera, featuring their hit single "Cemetery Grapes"

*kicks coin into slot*

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a kick in the groin by a punching glove. But you also get the punching glove!

*liquidizes car into slot*
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You got a thing!

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get 9 lives

*inserts circular shaped object*

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Fairy
Age 20
Female
kalos
Seen June 19th, 2021
Posted May 29th, 2021
828 posts
2.1 Years
you get another circular shaped object

*throws 17281 coins at the slot, with 17280 missing the slot*

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get a set of caltrops.

*steals one of pokemon fan person's coins and inserts it*

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a plastic bottle that smells like the ocean and contains a piece of paper.

*inputs life insurance*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get a self defense apple designed specifically for engaging in combat with doctors.

*inserts extended warranty*

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a useless utensil

*inserts coinage*

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Fairy

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a bear.

*inputs passcode*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a lantern

*inserts coin*

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Fairy

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You get a pet dog.

*inserts coin*

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
you get an icecream cone, but just the cone.

*insert cone, erm coin*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a single POG

*inserts coin*

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Fairy

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get some rainbow glasses.

*inputs secret base code*
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You got a thing!

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get rose colored glasses

*inserts coin*

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Fairy

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
You get a glass colored rose

*gives coin slot a wet willy*

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get a glass shard

*inserts coin*

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Fairy

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
you get a pincurchin pluche

*insert coin*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get one m & m

*inserts coin*

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Fairy

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
you get an empty kitkat wrapper

*insert coin*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
13,896 posts
2.4 Years
you get used floss

*inserts coin*

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Fairy