Vending Machine Page 33

Started by Setsuna February 24th, 2021 6:22 PM
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get some fish and chips...

*inserts sachet of ketchup*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a cleaning towel.

*inserts skeleton key*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
The vending machine resigns its position of a vending machine, and now starts a thriving career in housebreaking!

*Inserts job application for a permanent position in Harvard*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!

*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
The vending machine starts glowing an ominous green, before speaking guttural phrases, sprouting 20ft long limbs and terrorising the city.

*inserts one single coin*
GRIMOIRE

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a gummiball with a Bulbasaur inside.

*inserts book page*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a fragment of the e-book version of that book e-mailed to you!

*inserts cushion*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a 190 x 150 cm mattress. Good luck carrying it home :)

*Inserts resistance band*

You get a letter saying you've been hired as a landscaper! Those scythes you still have lying around will come in handy!
Grass is my only weakness :(

*inserts a picture of the unspeakable*
Voldemort? :O

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a medal of honour... Vive la Resistance!!!

*inserts my phone*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
You got freedom!

*inserts freedom*
GRIMOIRE

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You got captivity. Never let go of your freedom!

*inserts the slave chains of work*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You are now self employed. Hopefully you can handle the responsibilities 😊

*inserts day off*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get Ferris Bueller singing Danke Schoen...

*inserts cow*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a cow doing skateboard.

*Inserts apple*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Mahian23

Behold my Supreme Power!

Male
Asia
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
458 posts
3.1 Years
You get a broken Iphone 1

*Inserts a One Piece art*
Winning an arguement with an intellegent person might be hard,but winning one with a dumb person is impossible.


Name: Greninja

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
Your art comes back out... in two pieces...

*inserts a aaa battery, some foil, a roll of tape and a twig*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

Retek

Banned

Age 18
He/Him
Finding the money left in Blackwater
Seen 5 Days Ago
Posted March 1st, 2023
1,461 posts
3.5 Years
After some weird loud rumbling sounds, only the twig comes out.

inserts a mobile playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a content strike on Youtube.

*inserts spare hand*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a Stand... it's the Hand!

Spoiler:


*inserts garlic*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Mahian23

Behold my Supreme Power!

Male
Asia
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
458 posts
3.1 Years
You get a expired garlic Toast packet.Don't eat it! Or you will get sick.

*Inserts a Slime named Rimuru*
Winning an arguement with an intellegent person might be hard,but winning one with a dumb person is impossible.


Name: Greninja

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get reincarnated.

*inserts AKB48 cd*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a Wikipedia link since the Vending Machine had to look up what that was.... 😔

*inserts lucky coin*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You get a lucky paid vacation to a place of your choice.

*inserts coin*

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a Hisuian PokéDollar.

*Inserts boarding pass*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The Vending Machine pops it's door open and reveals a secret ladder. You follow the ladder down to a speedboat in the sewers, which takes you to the secret Underground City.
Spoiler:

Hope you brought enough money.... who comes to this city STAYS in this city.... 😉

*inserts dumbbell*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291