Vending Machine Page 34

Started by Setsuna February 24th, 2021 6:22 PM
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a smartbell. You can't use it for exercising but at least now you have something that can show you the time and the most recent tweets while you're pretending to exercise.

*inserts ribbon*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get an upgrated vending machine that can now print documents!

*inserts left over Halloween pumpkin*
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Eurovision Event 2023
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You wait 15 minutes and the Vending Machine hands you a bowl of Pumpkin Soup =D

*inserts spoonful of sugar*
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You get a sugar rush

*inserts my entire arm*

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a weaponized arm.
Spoiler:


*Inserts mouse*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a keyboard, the superior input device!

*inserts notepad*
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a pen so you can write stuff down in it... oh wait... do you have another by any chance? =3

*inserts enamel pin*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You turn the vending machine into a fully fledged gacha machine!

*inserts empty cardboard box*
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Eurovision Event 2023
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
You get a Solid Snake!

*Inserts the entirety of Amazon*
GRIMOIRE

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a horde of angry Parrots & Macaws chasing you down! Don't stop! Don't think! JUST RUN! =D
(they are the most common animals in the Amazon River according to google).

*inserts empty chocolate wrapper and stares at the Vending machine like this:*
Spoiler:
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a fine for begging in a built up area ;)

*inserts dryer lint*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
Out of the vending machine come tumbling out all of your odd socks that have been eaten by washing machines over the years. Every. Single. One.

*inserts magic wand*
GRIMOIRE

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a grumpy hat that tells you you're Slytherin =D
Spoiler:


*inserts Zeus' Lightning* 😙
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
Uh oh, you got an angry Kratos.

*inserts water stone*

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get 1500 PokéDollars.

*Inserts eyeshade*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get bonked on the back of the head by the Vending Machine to help you sleep.

*inserts Odd keystone*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a Spiritomb possessed vending machine 😱

*inserts chocolate milk*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
It appears to have caused some weird role reversal - you are now in the glass and are amid chocolate milk.

Something a bit like this (pardon the low quality):



*inserts trapped Taylor back into the vending machine*
GRIMOIRE

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
The Vending Machine gives you a waiver that you must sign, so that the Vending Machine can sell the bottle of chocolate milk with Ash inside to Disney. 😈

*inserts an M&M I dropped on the floor a couple minutes ago D=*
😱😱😱

You get a lecture from Osmosis Jones!

*inserts boiled egg*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a boiled chicken! :O

*Inserts book about political science*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The vending machine nods off.....

*tries to insert something, but the Vending machine is asleep so.... oh well... unplugs & re-plugs Vending machine*
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a vending machine with a different personality... better hope it isn't evil...

*inserts Turkish delight*
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You recieve delight.

*inserts wild card*

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a 23.3 million $ debt.

*Inserts perfectly new mouse*

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil