Vending Machine Page 38

Started by Setsuna February 24th, 2021 6:22 PM
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ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You gain fullness.

*inserts a flat earther*

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a very flat earther. The vending machine's best friend is a satellite 😈

*inserts bingo card*
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get it back but with the middle field crossed out. Well, it was crossed out at the beginning. But now it's even more crossed out. Seems like your luck isn't particularly good today.

*inserts someone else's credit card*
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get sued for credit card fraud. You then get sent to a free room with two meals a day and a built in toilet that you're not allowed to leave!

*inserts a map to aid Megan's jailbreak*
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a metal file and some cake mix...

*inserts chicken*
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get an Easter egg. And it's almost Christmas, too! :D

*inserts random number*
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Eleanor

Princess Era 🎀

Age 23
she/her
Italy
Seen 17 Hours Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
6,349 posts
6.8 Years
You get the timetable of a bus route. Because sometimes it feels like they made it up at random~

*inserts hair dye*

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ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You get it back, but it's contaminated hair dye. It makes hair die. Baldness extends a welcoming hand.

*inserts a ninja*

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
You get a throwing star. Be careful, Starlight might want it back.

*inserts an essay on why Vending Machines should be kept around*
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get another Vending machine that was hiding inside. And that Vending Machine gives you another Vending Machine. You can guess where is this is going.

*inserts Möbius band*
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get a broken vending machine!!! What? You really think it could hold old Möbius, a bass player, a drummer with full drum kit, a keyboardist, two guitarists and a backing singer? Shame on you! Now where will I get my fix of infinitely looping songs from Megan?

*inserts Megan's hammer*
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The VM bans everyone who posts here because it wants some peace and quiet.

*insert peace dove*
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get apprehended for animal abuse. But the good news is: turns out you were the villain of the world all along. And now everyone is living in peace! :D

*inserts metal disc with a number on it*
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get your drinks taken to the table number on the disc...

*inserts boater hat*
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Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
Seen 4 Days Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
19,088 posts
10.1 Years
You get a sailor's tongue!

*inserts hundreds of computer cables*
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The machine cuts and combines the cables and makes a bunch of Xurkitree models!
Remember to split the profit 😉

*inserts steam keys that have already been redeemed* 😈
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You don't get your Steam account back because it turns out those aren't redeemed by yourself. But the machine takes them anyway.

*inserts poster*
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ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
Here's a nice new toaster.

*inserts cookie dough*

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
The VM sells them to some guy who takes a picture with them and pretends he caught them himself:
Spoiler:


*inserts an essay on chocolate, written on empty wrappers*
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
You get high cholesterol ;(

*inserts picture of PC*
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ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
You get the selfie thread.

*inserts maple syrup*

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
You get a weird bear wearing a weird red flag 🤔
Spoiler:

(Type "O CANADA" in the chat in Age of Mythology)


*Inserts empty coconut*

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get a medal of honor. Somehow you managed to empty a coconut. That's quite the achievement!

*inserts sickness that I don't need <_<*
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Eleanor

Princess Era 🎀

Age 23
she/her
Italy
Seen 17 Hours Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
6,349 posts
6.8 Years
You get a vaccine for it! Just wait a few months/years~

*inserts my Synthetic Biology notebook*

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