Your post count opens a rift

Started by ZeoStar February 25th, 2021 6:21 AM
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ZeoStar

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You gain a bunch of clones of yourself, equal to your current post count.

How many self clones are you now in charge of, and what kind of things are the clones going to do?

colours

she/her
gracidea fields
Seen December 30th, 2022
Posted December 29th, 2022
8,974 posts
18.1 Years
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what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???

Sami

chain link one chixiao add longyuan... chain link two mo ye draw... trolldespair

Age 26
Male
Some stupid city in The Netherlands
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Posted 1 Week Ago
7,209 posts
4.2 Years
5K+ Shun's... TO WAR
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colours

she/her
gracidea fields
Seen December 30th, 2022
Posted December 29th, 2022
8,974 posts
18.1 Years
5K+ Shun's... TO WAR
all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket

Sami

chain link one chixiao add longyuan... chain link two mo ye draw... trolldespair

Age 26
Male
Some stupid city in The Netherlands
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4.2 Years
all defeated by shoving them into a toy train section of a supermarket
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Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
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27,325 posts
13.2 Years
oh muk OH PSYDUCK

Ivysaur

Grass dinosaur extraordinaire

Age 32
He/him
Madrid, Europe
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted April 5th, 2023
21,076 posts
16.2 Years
Run for office. I'd be 50% of the way to getting a seat in the city council just with my own votes.

Hell, I'm thinking too small. Our current prime minister won his primary with 74,000 votes. I could probably aim for something bigger than councilman.

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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32,956 posts
17.6 Years
Me and my 6,666 minions shall rise up and take the earth 😈
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they / them
South of the Equator Line
Seen February 14th, 2023
Posted January 19th, 2023
488 posts
2.4 Years
Well, it's just me and my 226 clones
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We shall hack the nuclear arsenal of all countries and launch all nuclear weapons to the sun.
Then, in a denuclearized world, we will sabotage and disassemble all existing armies until I and my Foundation (and also the followers we would made along the way) remain as the sole army and ruling power over the world :P

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

Age 26
he/him
Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
Online now
Posted 1 Day Ago
7,784 posts
14.3 Years
6,201 clones is 6,200 too many.

Fairy

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in the flowers
Seen January 27th, 2023
Posted January 6th, 2023
Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER
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ZeoStar

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11,403 posts
5.6 Years
I need to stop being so lazy and actually read the VPP stuff. It looks interesting but I just close it off 20 seconds later.

Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
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19,088 posts
10.1 Years
Have all of my clones use this PC account to make more posts and therefore more clones and have the MOST VPPS EVER
first things first i'll get my 11,531 clones (with 100+ new ones coming in everyday) to make sure Fairy never achieves this :3

then i'd flood the graphic design job market or something lol
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Megan

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10.3 Years
"Breaking news: over 3000 clone bodies found downtown in front of a store! According to locals these people were going around in circles for a long time. When they where finally approached and asked what they where doing, all they said was that they were looking for a store to buy food. When they were told where the next store was they just looked puzzled and continued erring around. Autopsy confirms that they died of starvation. Investigations still continue!"
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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32,956 posts
17.6 Years
My clones have matured, and taking the earth is no longer their primary objective.

They now dedicate themselves to finding a cure for the forces of Roni, which are multiplying so fast, they've been declared a pandemic...
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Cherrim

Age 34
she / her
Toronto
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33,049 posts
20.4 Years
what would you do with over 30K clones of yourself???
I could fan translate entire JRPGs by myself with those numbers and each one of me would barely have to do anything. A few lines each, all in a consistent voice? The dream!


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Setsuna

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Seen October 19th, 2021
Posted May 31st, 2021
2,135 posts
2.5 Years
I... kinda just think that'd be sorta hell-ish, haha. A thousand or more of me? I don't really do a whole lot but we'd probably have to co-exist in the same space, and I'd have to look at myself all day and it'd be... super weird...

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Sothis

Will this hand destroy you?

She/her
Firene
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Posted 14 Hours Ago
17,837 posts
9.9 Years
16,000 something
They all have GI issues and mind their business.

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Sonata

Don't let me disappear

Age 27
Male
Indiana
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Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
Make a lot of money, first and foremost - terms and conditions may vary in legality. I imagine with that many versions of myself, I'd also eventually be able to do all the things that I actually want to do but can never motivate myself into starting up. Imagine the constant stream of media you could produce with that many people.

Then after that's all said and done... I'd probably just buy my seat in office and coast as I work a single day out of my entire career as a politician before each of my clones takes their turn.

Aslan

she/her
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3,108 posts
10.2 Years
With like 2730 versions of myself I would love to help out and volunteer. Maybe like working at a soup kitchen but my fine motor skills are questionable so perhaps not! Still it'd be powerful to have 2700 helpers around so I'd be down to try. I would also send around 2700 versions of myself to privately tutor so I can get $$$ :D

Nah

Age 30
she/her, they/them
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15,643 posts
9.5 Years
14k+ of me appearing all at once sounds like a disaster really
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."
Age 36
IDK! Sorry!
Infinite Insanity
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1,164 posts
6.3 Years
Okay, I think i'd have ALMOST 900 clones of me.....

This won't end well at all. I...uh....we.....oh wait I got it! We'd storm Gamefreak headquarters and demand the National Dex in either BDSP or the Legends Arceus game.

I know not the greatest of answers.

I think there'd be one lone clone though that would get a job and make money for me.