Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION! Page 20

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Starlight

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I was tasked with eradicating a planet of microscopic people. You know cause I'm evil. I figured crushing their planet between my hands would be easy... turns out they're tough little blighters and they actually have tiny nuclear weapons... HELP!!!

What is your favourite song?
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I love any song that's been taken down by copyright. The more plagerism the better.

I have to attend a wedding in 20 seconds but I'm 30 seconds away from the venue, and it'll take me 40 seconds to eat my ice cream. What do I do?

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Let's consider all the options.
  1. You walk normally to the venue. Most probable outcome: you arrive 10 seconds too late, the wedding is over, the room is empty and you haven't finished your ice cream.
  2. You sprint to the venue. Most probable outcome: you arrive on time, but unfortunately your ice cream fell on your suit, and now people want to eat your suit.
  3. You instantly teleport to the venue. Most probable outcome: there is a bug, the ice cream doesn't reappear in your hand, but above the bride's head, causing it to fall on her, and now people want to eat her dress.
  4. You call and try to warn the husband and bride. Most probable outcome: out of panic, you tried to call with the ice cream. Unfortunately, your phone contract doesn't allow you to phone with an ice cream; you realise it too late when you crush your ice cream to your cheek.
  5. You call ReKoil so that he freezes the wedding ceremony. Most probable outcome: you have more time to eat up your ice cream. Unfortunately, when you have to reverse the freeze, you realise that the audience was changed into ice creams too.
  6. You ask Zeus to help you. Most probable outcome: he refuses, unless you complete a list of twelve challenges.
  7. You throw the ice cream in the air, sprint to the venue, sit down, catch the ice cream with your mouth. Most probable outcome: you realise it was the wrong wedding and you know no one there.

Why can't I beat Red?

I was tasked with eradicating a planet of microscopic people. You know cause I'm evil. I figured crushing their planet between my hands would be easy... turns out they're tough little blighters and they actually have tiny nuclear weapons... HELP!!!
The laugh was loud XD

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You seem to be using Yellow. You need to use Green if you want to cancel out Red =D

Why did you build a skate-park in your backyard?
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Tony Hawk says skate parks in the backyard build charactar, or something like that.

If you untwist this thread, what would happen to the universe?

Megan

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It would untwist and we would actually understand something instead of constantly running into contradictions. Also all the bad people would turn good and peace would come to the world.

Where is the twist?
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I recommend using this image for reference:
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What have you done?! 😱
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I stole a free balloon.

Who started the fire?

Starlight

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All I know is that we didn't start the fire ;)

Name 3 nice politicians
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StCooler

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Alexander the Great and Attila.

Why are you coming to our country and how long will you stay here?

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Wants to become a superhero! Heard about your vast, unsecured deposits of nuclear waste. Chose to pounce on that opportunity before some supervillain does.

Estimates about two weeks. Spends some time traveling and digging. Implied fast results via mutation. May be three weeks in the event of boring initial mutations. Refuses to be a chump like Aquaman.

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A gun to their head and the promise that if they don't keep quite that gun is going to do some work. Finally, a use for that stupid water gun! Their plants won't see what's coming to them! D:

Can we call it Stanley?
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Sure thing!
Your bike is now named Stanley! =3
Though I personally think it's more of a Richard, but oh well.....

Why are you hiding in the shadows? nin-nin
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All I know is that we didn't start the fire ;)

Name 3 nice politicians
I was hoping for this answer.

@Rekoil- I am trying to become a dark type pokemon.

Why does rain fall from the sky?

Starlight

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That's actually the waters of Mars. It's flat you see, just like Earth, and all those oceans, lakes and rivers that are so abundant on Mars tend to flow off the edge. Since Earth is directly under Mars, we obviously get wet sometimes.

Did you see where that leaf went once it finally left the tree?
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StCooler

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Yeah, it got a job and an apartment, it's now living with its leaf-friend and maybe one day they're hoping they'll have children, a dog, a house and debts.

Do you remember where you left that chest with kilograms of diamonds in it?


Why are you hiding in the shadows? nin-nin
@Rekoil- I am trying to become a dark type pokemon.
Hisuan Vulpix is a Dark-type pokémon? :O

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Oh did you want those back? I used the Diamonds to file my Unicorn's horn =o
Kinda wore all of them down, sowwy about that!

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At least my unicorn seemed to like it =D

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________________________

Why are you dressed like this?
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Oh, did I accidentally put on my work clothing? Happens to me on occasion. They look very similar to my casual clothes!

Can you play me a river?
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StCooler

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Sure, but don't you want to play with me? There, take a controller! :)

Why was your photo on the front pages of newspapers?!


Oh, did I accidentally put on my work clothing? Happens to me on occasion. They look very similar to my casual clothes!
See ReKoil? Isn't she scary now?!
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It was an article covering a certain eeveelution nut who was allowed to design a new pair of eeveelutions to be added in gen 9! My designs were outrageously good 😇
Look forward to it =D

How'd you catch up with that fast moving train?

Sure, but don't you want to play with me? There, take a controller! :)
*pictures cooler as a remote control toy running around being controlled by Megan* 😊
RcCooler =3

See ReKoil? Isn't she scary now?!
*Hides away*
clearly you've never seen my work clothes:
Spoiler:


😇
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I'm secretly Sonic the Hedgehog.

Who is that person hiding in the dumpster?
(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻
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Starlight

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A wild Oscar the Grouch appeared!!!

How many horses went to the ball?
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Three:
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😉

Who did you invite over for Christmas?
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Invited the whole town. Makes it a snap to break into their houses. Knows their exact locations.

Why does watermelon candy not taste like actual watermelon?
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StCooler

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This is a conspiracy from the watermelon lobby. Actually watermelon is an artificial fruit, and is patented by the watermelon lobby. But Haribo and other confectioners couldn't buy the patent to grow watermelons, so they tried to copy their taste, but haven't succeeded yet.

What masterpiece shall we play today?
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<3


*pictures cooler as a remote control toy running around being controlled by Megan* 😊
Actually Megan and I are not IV's bots. I am Megan's bot 😱

RcCooler =3
XD

clearly you've never seen my work clothes:
Spoiler:


😇
No offence, but Megan is still scarier.

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Level 100 @ 8,136
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Level 100: 8,111
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Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
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Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil