Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION! Page 50

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I went to art school for fifty years. Then after begging them to give me another chance they allowed me to stay as long as I cleaned up after whatever I created. During one of these cleaning excurses I accidentally pushed a bucket full of paint on the floor and before I could remove the evidence and hightail out of there some random rich person came in and thought it to be art. And so that's what I've been doing ever since. He still requires me to relinquish 99% of my income but hey, it's still money! :D

Where did you learn how to fly?
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This weird birb that lives deep in the Glacial Mountains kept flying me up high and dropping me.
Then it would fly down the mountain to look for me and humans seeing it pass by assumed it came for them. Honestly.... humans always think everything is about them... 😤

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How did you win the Poetry Competition?
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Turns out I'm a pretty good poet 😁

Thankfully this is the twisted edition phew!

That and I also bribed Cooler to bribe Megan on my behalf...


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No sorry, I use Firefox, it doesn't store them anyway.

I want to duel, where is your deck?!

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Megan

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I always play card games by memory so it's in my head!

Can you elaborate your evil schemes a little bit further, preferably right into this microphone?
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Ah! You want to record the instructions on what to do for the grunts? Good idea!

Step 1: Flood the world with eeveelutions.
Step 2: Spread positive information about how beneficial the eeveelutions are.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

Could you teach me how to operate a forklift?
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Actually, it's not that different from operating on a human. You need a Medicine Doctorate first, then the right tools, like a scalpel, gloves, masks, and a few assistants. Bring me all that and I'll show you how to operate on your forklift.

Did curiosity actually kill the cat?

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No, unfortunately that was me sorry!

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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Enough to feed a horde of hungry Snorlax and send them to bed again!

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Megan

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They are just repurposed boomerangs. Back in the day when food was rare, all people could do was make boomerangs. At some point they got so frustrated they threw them in the air and wished for food to come back. The rest is history.

Why are Ice Types so weak against so much?
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Because their ice melts from 0 degrees Celsius.

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Who says they can't?

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How do you know if those Psychic types really can't or if they just don't want to? Not everyone likes that invasion of privacy, you know! should've refreshed before posting rofl.

It got chased by an angry Peacock who kept flashing it it's feathers even though the chicken couldn't do the same =\
It ran off out of frustration D=

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Just give your life an incedibly long title like "I can't believe I was reincarnated as a Glaceon and now have to deal with an otherworldy disaster". You know: just like any other good isekai series! :D

Why do I keep running into you?
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Because, deep down, you know you are my number one fan and you want a photo with me!

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No, unfortunately that was me sorry!

How many breads have you eaten in your life?
😱


Because, deep down, you know you are my number one fan and you want a photo with me!

Why does noone in Kanto know my name ?
Because you erased it... don't you remember? 😇

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Eighteen. The nurse is Sheeva after all.... making sure I get back to full health so she can punch me again =\

Did that potted plant just move?
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It's a young plant, soon it'll become this:
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But really, if a tree falls in a forest with nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Megan

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Nope, because it has already given up the idea someone would come to help. Many trees tried before in the past. But nobody came...

They did, in the last tournament they actually went two against one. And nobody complained!
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I see no question? I'll rephrase the final bit a bit, I guess:
'They did, in the last tournament they actually went two against one. Any complaints?'


Little known fact to anyone outside the arena, but at the sacred tourney held to decide the next champion to fight the evil demon lord, one of the contestants was a twin. They made it to the finals and the crowd started complaining, but then the other contestant threw her ban hammer into the crowd to quiet them down. She then fought the twins without her hammer and still won! Nobody dare to complain after that.
That was kinda hard to work with tbh =P

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It's cheaper than a gym membership.

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I am making it roll, what else ?

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Clap your hands. Every time you clap you gain an Overjoyed level.
Next stomp your feet. You will gain even more Overjoyed levels for every time you do this.
Next shout 'Hurray!'
Now your happiness is mine and you become sad 😈

Where do you want me?

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In public office! Heard about how you steal others' happiness. Sets you up to succeed. Plays well with the public too. Just direct that at "other" people and Pokemon, okay?

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Megan

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I have this very high mountain top that gives a good look at the vulcanos below. It's especially beautify when one of them breaks out and you can watch the land laid to waste and the towns below light up like matches. :3
Just the screaming can get kinda annoying sometimes...

Where did the question go?
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