1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3 Page 11

Started by AnastasiaStardustXiaolong July 14th, 2021 6:03 AM
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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2.9 Years
251.

Install Warp Tiles and turn the place into Silph Co.
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
252.

Ask for Slowpoke tails at the hot food counter
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
253.
Selling Slowpoke tails at the front door for 1000000 Pokedollars and not letting anyone in if they refuse to buy it.

Also what's up with a Pokemon community not having a proper symbol for Pokedollars? D:
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
254.

Put a skinny tree in front of the door that regrows as soon as someone enters/exits and can't be passed unless someone taught their pet the HM Cut.
Which I am conveniently selling in a nearby stall....
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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32,956 posts
17.6 Years
255.

Have your Sudowoodo block the end of the overpriced spray bottle aisle...
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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3.1 Years
256. Play a Stall VS Stall competitive Pokémon game.

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Orthworm @ 7,936
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Level 100 @ 8,136
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Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
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Smoliv @ 7,732
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Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
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Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
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Megan

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Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
257

Go to the meat stall and ask them to heal your Pokemon.
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
258

Make people do the PokeRap to enter!
You fail and you ain't getting in! :coolcat:
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Tohjo Falls
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32,956 posts
17.6 Years
257

Go to the meat stall and ask them to heal your Pokemon.
259. Kick up a huge fuss when the meat counter claims to have never seen your Pokémon. They do have a good deal on steaks though...
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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2.9 Years
260.

Steal the presents under their Christmas tree 😈
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Duck

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Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
261. Set up posters for Amazon.

Scourgekku

Diabolical

He/him
Australia | Cyllage City
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101 posts
1.8 Years
262. Walk in with a white bowlcut and a pink scarf. Pull out your best possible Southern accent. When checking out, give them an unused coupon that is at least six months expired. You go from there.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again

Duck

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Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
263. Ask politely to be kicked out.

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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31,022 posts
2.9 Years
264.

Smear toothpaste everywhere when nobody's looking. Leave, put on a ghostbusters outfit, and come back in.
Look at the toothpaste and claim that it's ectoplasm and you need the store evacuated before the ghosts come out so you can safely rob the place I mean bust some ghosts!

Who you gonna call? It better not be the cops!
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Duck

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Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
266

Pee in the shelves to mark your territory

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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3.1 Years
267. Defend your territory against the other customers who also pee on the shelves.


Spoiler:

249.

Try to pay with a visa credit card...

Thank you for pointing this out, I didn't panick when my Visa credit card was refused lol

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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31,022 posts
2.9 Years
268.

Throw fossils at people.
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Duck

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Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
269. Angrily demand the cashiers to give you free forest animal limbs.

And when they do kick you out, sue them. Kicking you out was clearly unconstitutional, since you have the right to bear arms.

Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
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19,088 posts
10.1 Years
270. Face a corner wall and scream as loud as you can. Sustain for 20 seconds, or at least until security is called.
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Starlight

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Tohjo Falls
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32,956 posts
17.6 Years
271.

Summon the devil in aisle 34
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
272.

Set fire to their Apple products and say you're just roasting them.... the roast of Apple!
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Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
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10.1 Years
272. Demand for a cashier in the self checkout aisle.
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Starlight

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Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
274. Let termites loose in the furniture section...
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
275.

Release sky lanterns in the store.... let's see how that turns out, shall we =3
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