1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3 Page 9

Started by AnastasiaStardustXiaolong July 14th, 2021 6:03 AM
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
201. Play hide-and-seek in the store with the security guards!

Eckstein, Eckstein, alles muss versteckt sein

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
202

harass customers by trying to suck them up into a vacuum cleaner as if they were ghosts from Luigi's Mansion.
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Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
203.

Give out a Wilhelm scream when the cashier gives you the total!
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Eurovision Event 2023
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Mahian23

Behold my Supreme Power!

Male
Asia
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
458 posts
3.1 Years
204.

Sing Despacito using a Giga half-assed speaker.
Winning an arguement with an intellegent person might be hard,but winning one with a dumb person is impossible.


Name: Greninja

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
205.

Calmly walk around the store wearing a scouter, the complain at the cashier that "IT'S OVER 9000!" 😏
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
206.

Trip up the staff. Repeatedly.
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
207

Pretend to be staff and when they ask you in what position you work tell them you are moderator in a Pokemon forum.
Moderator of Previous Generations, Forum Games and VPP
You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
208.

Rickroll everyone in the store. On the screens in the store. On the PA. On their mobile phones. Rickroll for everyone!
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

RadEmpoleon

Empress of Randomness

they/them
っ・ω・)っ━☆゚.*・。゚
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
2,675 posts
3.9 Years
209. Block off all the aisles with wet floor signs
(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!

LINKS:
Q+A thread / Art thread / Youtube

Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
210 - Remove all the windows from the store in the middle of winter
GRIMOIRE

bg

they / them
South of the Equator Line
Seen February 14th, 2023
Posted January 19th, 2023
488 posts
2.4 Years
211 - Ask a Walmart staff to politely kick your butt outside the place

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 15 Hours Ago
8,325 posts
3.1 Years
212. Turn on the air conditioning in winter.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
213.

Force people to use lassos to grab the products they want, no using your hands allowed other than holding the lasso!
Too heavy? Too bad!
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
214.

Set up a Scalextric around the entire shop and force people to race for the last bag of cookies.
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 11 Hours Ago
8,540 posts
8.3 Years
215.

Remove all cookies from store before said Scalextric is set up
GRIMOIRE

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
216.

Make people hand in their phones at the entrance, install Pokemon Go on them and lock the game in so it's all you can use the phone for now.
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
217.

Just ban mobile phones in store...
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

Mahian23

Behold my Supreme Power!

Male
Asia
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
458 posts
3.1 Years
218.

Wear a Titan outfit and dance like this near the front gate
Spoiler:
Winning an arguement with an intellegent person might be hard,but winning one with a dumb person is impossible.


Name: Greninja

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
219.

Dress up as Mr. Mime.
If that doesn't get me kicked out idk what will @[email protected]
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
220. Start cooking in the middle of the store using ingredients from the shelves.
Flying the flag for Iceland in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023
Paired with Roni | My VPP Trainer Stats

RadEmpoleon

Empress of Randomness

they/them
っ・ω・)っ━☆゚.*・。゚
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
2,675 posts
3.9 Years
221. Fall asleep on the register
(╯°Д°)╯ ┻━┻
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!

LINKS:
Q+A thread / Art thread / Youtube

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
31,022 posts
2.9 Years
225.

Build a Chappa'ai in the middle of the store and dial to a planet of shapeshifters....

Spoiler:
Flying the flag for Estonia in the 2023 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291