Superpowers... with a flaw! Page 8

Started by moon August 15th, 2021 3:40 AM
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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The problem? Once you start running, you cannot stop! Enjoy your new life as a runner :D
(It could be a pun but it was not intentional)

I have the power to instantly fold clothes, bed sheets and such.

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Omg I need this too....


Okay, granted! You can fold anything at will, and are now considered an origami god. Only one problem... Mario is gonna hunt you down...

I want the power to walk through walls.
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Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
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Granted, but now you sink through floors as well if you are going about multi-story places

I want the power to make it snow

Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
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8.3 Years
You have gained the perk Blizzard Meltdown! You can unleash infinite quantities of snow around you, however it melts the minute it makes contact with anything.

I have always wanted the power of telekinesis.
GRIMOIRE

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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Granted! But... it only works on bread. And... you are only level 1, so basically all you can do is move crumbs around on the kitchen counter.

I need the ability to breath in toxic environments
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Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
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17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Your power gets a ton of use, as well. There's a lot of people with digestive problems around that keep you occupied.

I want the power of writing proper essays without any issues!
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Well, that's what it is. You become the Empress of essays, but you cannot publish (=issue) them anywhere.

I have the power to read my computer's mind.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Here's a mirror. Your computer does what YOU tell it to after all!
Have fun reading your own mind =D

I have the power to pacify any hostile creatures that come near me.
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Starlight

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Tohjo Falls
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Granted, you are now able to shove a pacifier in the creatures mouth before it gets you! It's just gonna spit it out and then eat you of course, but you got what you wanted ;)

I need the ability to live without water.
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
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8.3 Years
Granted… oh wait a minute. It appears that you can in fact live without water, but it means everyone else has to as well as you evaporate any water source within a mile of you.

I REALLY could do with the power of pyrokinesis (manipulating fire).
GRIMOIRE

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Can't you already? You can slide or rotate the button on your stove to make the fire go smaller & bigger!

You have it, but now firefighters keep showing up around you to hose you down whenever you try to use it!

I'll have the power to create and control ice.
I wanna make my own ice cream okay D=
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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The problem? After using your power too many times, you reverse the climate change, and now all humanity has to deal with global cooling (nothing to do with me).

I have the power to repair any electronic device.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted! But nobody trusts you anymore because of your superpowers, and the only job you can get is as a computer repair person... sounds ok right? WRONG. You are paid by the time a repair takes, and since you repair everything merely by looking at it... you earn nothing. NOTHING I TELL YA!

I need the power to be fully refreshed on 2 hours sleep.
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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Sure thing! It only works if you have it filmed though.... so... hope you like being on national television, having people watching you sleep 😈

I'll now have the power to open and close portals to other worlds.
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Arcaneum

Age 32
They/Them
Sylvarant
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You've got your new power, however the only portal you can open takes you to the ninth circle of Hell...

I really want like the touch of Midas apart from everything I touch instantly freezes.
GRIMOIRE

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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But... Your computer freezes all the time now :(

I have the power to see through objects, walls and so on.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Sure... but now you can't see through see-through stuff like glass.
This is you now:
Spoiler:

poor birb 😢

But hey, at least you can see what people got in their suitcases now am I right? 😉

I have the power to recognize wanted criminals on sight without them noticing.
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted! Hold up, what's that? Turns out every single one of your friends and family are on the list...

I would like the power to clean the house with a wave of my hand.
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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The problem? Everytime you use your power, you have to spend two hours cleaning your hands :(

I have the power to foresee events 10 seconds before they arrive.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Sure thing. Too bad the events are set in stone and nothing you do will have any impact on them whatsoever.
Guess you can mentally prepare yourself though, at least?

I have the power to recharge myself with batteries =D
Battery operated ReKoil =o xD
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
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Granted, but it's those old outdated batteries that are hard to get nowadays and absolutely bad for the climate!

I want the power to conquer space!
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted! You conquered - and are now Empress of - the space under your sink. Have fun!

I want the power of astral projection
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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The problem? When your soul wants to come back from a projection, you sometimes invade the wrong body, and their soul goes to your body instead...
Sounds like a good plot for a TV show :)

I have the power to strengthen my skin at will.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Retek

Banned

Age 18
He/Him
Finding the money left in Blackwater
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1,461 posts
3.5 Years
The problem? Your skin is so strong, it breaks any thing on contact!

I have the power to slow down time!

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Granted, but you slow down your body, as well. So nothing really changes. But you can watch yourself running in slowmotion if you're into that kinda thing!

I want the power to clean my apartment in an instant!
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