What they will never say in LOTR

Started by Munashii September 7th, 2005 12:54 AM
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Gimli:Why aren't there any unicorns in this story?
Legolas:O.o *backs slowly towards the door*

Gollum:Smeagol is FWEE!!! And is now in a binding contract with the toilet paper industry! *charmin music plays in the background*
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Saruman: Gandalf, I am your second cousin two times removed!
Gandalf: NOO!!

Sauron: Ahh ahh! Isuldir cut off my finger! he cut off my finger! Someone owes me a finger one of these days!

Galadriel: AHGAGAGA! MAN IS SUCH A ***** SPECIES! AGAGGA ***** OVER MY ****!! (More unneccecary profanity)
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Sam: Um, mister Frodo, don't you think it's time for us to wear shoes?

Frodo *looking at the ring hypnotised*: Uh...eh....uh...What? Shoes? Who needs them anyway?

well not much but it was the best I could think of XD



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Sam: I have had enough of your complaining attitude, mister Frodo. I go home!

"On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux"
(It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye).

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*After Frodo tells Sam to leave in ROTK*

Sam: Wait a minute, your saying I get to leave? I don't have to deal with your whiny attitude or the bald grey monkey? Sweet! I don't have to starve anymore!
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Scene for the LOTR-movie:
Legolas: *smiles to camera and flips his hair* L'Oral - Because I'm worth it
XD

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I love LOTR and for this i will use my knowlage.

Elendil-Gee since when has Gil_glad gotten so fat. how could he become king of high elves.

Gil-galad-Gee is Elindil ugly talk baout getting a face lift.

Isildur-WTF liek OMG!!!!!! like full my daddo has been Pw3ned by Sauron.
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Frodo:At last, the Ring has been destroyed!
Gandalf: Does this tutu make me look fat?
Everyone:O.o

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Gollum: Um hello old chum, I have a riddle for ye. What is in my pocket?

Bilbo: No no no, you got it all wrong, you don't even have pockets, thats my line!

Gollum: I must have thine precious, do you have it?

Bilbo: ... :dead: ...

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