What they will never say in LOTR Page 2

Started by Munashii September 7th, 2005 12:54 AM
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Age 36
Anywhere, U.S.A.
Seen December 12th, 2006
Posted August 9th, 2006
851 posts
18.8 Years
Frodo: So why did you give me the ring?
Bilbo: Hmm...ring...?
Frodo: Oh come on just 5 seconds ago you were calling my precious my precious!
Bilbo: Hmm...nope doesn't ring a bell.
Frodo: Fine I'll take the ring and throw into the lava myself.
Bilbo: Ok now, have a nice trip.
Frodo: NICE TRIP! You expect me to risk my life to destroy one ring?
Gandolf: (perhaps I should just leave and pretend I was never here)
Frodo: And where do you think your going?
Gandalf: Can I have the ring?
Frodo: Take it.
Gandalf: Nah I don't want it, it doesn't suite me.
Frodo: Arrrgh!

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Age 35
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Posted September 28th, 2008
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18 Years
Gimli: Aragorn....
Aragorn: Yes?
Gimli:...I love you
Aragorn:....
Boromir's 'Ghost': HAWHAWHAW!!! Gimli and Aragorn sittin in a tree!
Aragorn: SHUT THE (censored) UP YOU (censored) HOBBIT GROPING SON OF A (censroed)!!!!!!
Boromir's 'Ghost:....k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Aragorn: DIE!!!!!!*tackles the 'ghost'*

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Super_Lawliet

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Age 35
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Posted September 28th, 2008
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18 Years
Aragorn: It's time to duel!

Frodo: I want to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner, that is what I truly want to be! But if I were an Oscar Mayer Wienier, there would be nothing left of meeeeeeee!!!

Gollum: Ohhh, my bologna has a first name
Sam: It's O-S-C-A-R!!!!
Lurtz: My bologna has a second name
Frodo: It's M-A-Y-E-R!!!!
Aragorn: Oh, I love to eat eat everyday
Legolas:.....What?

Legolas: Hey Elrond want to hear a joke?
Elrond: Sure!
Legolas: OK, how do you find a dumb blonde at the bottom of a lake?
Elrond: Who knows..
Legolas: Put a scratch sniff sticker at the bottom!
Elrond: I hope you know that your calling yourself stupid..
Legolas: Oh.. *looking at his blonde hair*

Sam: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.....*picks his nose*
Gollum: And the fat hobbit says we are nasty????

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Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
2,339 posts
19.5 Years
Saruman: My little pony, my little pony...

Gollum: Hobbitses... I am your father.

Legolas: *british accent* Bond. James Bond.
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Posted November 21st, 2005
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18.3 Years
Frodo: Oh crap...Where'd I put the ring?

Sam: Quit complaining, you (censored) ring carrier! I've been carrying all this (censored) (censored) on my back, and I haven't said ONE WORD! But all you have is a little ring! Wanna trade?!

Saruman: Have you saddled up Sugarbell yet? I want to go get some flowers to give this place some color...

Sauron: The ring will soon be--*fly buzzes around* ARGH! Shoo, fly, shoo! Get out of here! No, not the *buzz* EYE!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Merry: Piggy-back from an orc...Like Disneyworld taken over by Darth Vader...


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Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...