Guides to abosuotulely USELESS stuff!

Started by Dragon-Chan September 15th, 2005 6:27 PM
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Age 28
Seen May 19th, 2016
Posted October 8th, 2006
1,876 posts
18.1 Years
Like the title says. E.g:
How to get your finger stuck in the oustide of a balloon!
1. Blow up the balloon.
2. Poke the balloon, not hard enough to pop, and keep your finger there.
3. Deflate the balloon.
4. Ta da.

Rules **UPDATED**:
1. Please don't make one-step guides..
2. If the title says exactly how to do it, don't post it. >>
3. All forum rules apply.
4. Exception to Rule 2 is e.g.

How to type:
Position your fingers above a keyboard blahblahblah

This should be fun. =3

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Age 36
Sitting upon the hills waiting for the one...
Seen June 14th, 2006
Posted June 14th, 2006
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18 Years
How to make a sandwich

1- ask someone to do it

There we go!


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Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
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19.5 Years
How to kill a mockingbird:
Read the book!

And you peoples thought you sounded stupid! XD
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Age 30
Making a wish..
Seen April 19th, 2012
Posted September 27th, 2007
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17.8 Years
How To Annoy Someone

Exist

or

Poke Repeatedly

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Age 30
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Posted February 24th, 2007
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17.7 Years
How to Puke

1) Stand with your head over the toilet bowl
2) Open your mouth
3) Watch your previous snacks and meals come leaking out.


My newest pixel art (and my second one)

I use "uber" Pokemon in only my Ruby, I don't calculate stat values, I don't use cheating devices, I don't breed my way to perfection, and I don't care about natures. I catch my Pokemon the way they are, and treat them like individuals instead of brainless drones. If you use this philosophy, put this into your signature. (Started by Tyranitar from SPPF, slightly edted by me).

Jeremy

<font color="deepskyblue">Sweetie</font>

Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen March 5th, 2023
Posted June 20th, 2022
4,728 posts
19.5 Years
How to breath!
Inhale air!
Exhale air!
TODA!

How to act like Jeremy!
Say the word sweetie in ALL your posts!
Add the sub fix -ie to certain words
TODA!

How to act like a jerk!
Ask yo momma! XD

Weee! This is fun sweeties! XD
Age 36
Sitting upon the hills waiting for the one...
Seen June 14th, 2006
Posted June 14th, 2006
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How to get a date

1. Knock em unconsious

Good work! (Warning: May not actually work.)


Pair: blue eyes white dragon / Rival: punkhobbitqueen / Sisters: Suki - blue flygon / Son: Ultimate Latios / Godchild: Mitzykitty / Evil twin: Yami's Girl / Twin: Abskull (and Miss May) / Triplets: Dark Magician ruler and 00Zero / Hero to: Blue Eyes White Dragon, Agent9 and Chibi-chan / Brother: !~Dark Forte.EXE~! / Daughter: tohru-honda / Pet Wolf: Wolf Godess / Aunt: angel
Away from the Sun
Seen April 1st, 2012
Posted July 15th, 2011
1,392 posts
18.2 Years
How to type:

1. Obtain a keyboard.
2. Position keyboard on a level surface.
3. Place oneself within a close vicinity to the keyboard (close enough to easily touch the keyboard with one's hands).
4. Carefully position hands over keyboard with the palms facing downward.
5. Note the form of one's hands. They should be slightly curved away from the keyboard with the fingers hovering slightly above the keys or resting lightly on them.
6. Select a key you wish to press.
7. Set a finger carefully upon the selected key.
8. Move the finger on the selected key downward with moderate force until a muffled "clicking" sound is hear and a slight, dull "snap" is felt.
9. To continue typing, repeat steps 6-8 as desired.

Note: The keyboard was designed to function with a monitor, computer, and electricity.


Age 30
Seen March 26th, 2008
Posted February 24th, 2007
187 posts
17.7 Years
How to eat
1) Find some food.
2) Slowly bring it into your mouth.
3) Bite it, but if it's on a fork, spoon, etc., be careful.
4) Chew until you could swallow it.
5) Swallow.
6) Repeat until you've eaten all the food.
7) Discover the different ways to eat different foods.


My newest pixel art (and my second one)

I use "uber" Pokemon in only my Ruby, I don't calculate stat values, I don't use cheating devices, I don't breed my way to perfection, and I don't care about natures. I catch my Pokemon the way they are, and treat them like individuals instead of brainless drones. If you use this philosophy, put this into your signature. (Started by Tyranitar from SPPF, slightly edted by me).
Age 36
Sitting upon the hills waiting for the one...
Seen June 14th, 2006
Posted June 14th, 2006
5,154 posts
18 Years
How to annoy someone at a baseball game
1- purposely cheer against his favorite team
2- kick his seat
3- throw stuff at him
4- run as fast as you can from said location, and repeat on someone else.


Pair: blue eyes white dragon / Rival: punkhobbitqueen / Sisters: Suki - blue flygon / Son: Ultimate Latios / Godchild: Mitzykitty / Evil twin: Yami's Girl / Twin: Abskull (and Miss May) / Triplets: Dark Magician ruler and 00Zero / Hero to: Blue Eyes White Dragon, Agent9 and Chibi-chan / Brother: !~Dark Forte.EXE~! / Daughter: tohru-honda / Pet Wolf: Wolf Godess / Aunt: angel

Amy-chan

Has vacated the premises

Age 30
Paradise...
Seen August 20th, 2007
Posted September 29th, 2006
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19.5 Years
How to have a heart attack:
Open up an envelope from Scholastic Inc. that says they sent it.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com (Click the tabs.)

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Singapore
Seen June 12th, 2010
Posted December 20th, 2006
323 posts
18 Years
How to Get Banned from an Online Community

1. Read all the community rules.
2. Break all of the community rules.
3. Annoy everybody you see to death.
4. Simply spam and flame everyone and everything.
leaving everything except Picture Requests + Music Requests | you know why