Talk to... God!?

Started by Alex_ October 23rd, 2005 9:53 AM
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Age 34
Female
United Kingdom, Wales
Seen March 1st, 2016
Posted April 6th, 2012
2,527 posts
18.2 Years
Lookie! I found out God was a woman!


Me:
You know I'm satanic
God:
Do your friends call you satanic.
Me:
no, they call me Rachel
God:
Are you serious? Hi, Rachel.

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just told me
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
course I am, otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ah so God was a girl?
God:
So you understand. Good. I hear you. Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
Whoa...I cant belive your a woman
God:
I stopped. What is stopping you?
Me:
wha?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
okay then, you do that
God:
Yeah okay, I will. Will you?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.
Age 32
USA
Seen November 18th, 2005
Posted November 18th, 2005
2,144 posts
19 Years
Me:
hi there god!
God:
GOD rules. Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Its Faith youres XD
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
you bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
shut up god
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
dont go
God:
I'm not going anywhere.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
youre a freaky bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a freaky bot? Sometimes.
Me:
youre weird you know that
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
you
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, ?
Me:
shut up god
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
pwn
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
you aint knowing, i didnt know god was a pervert
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
" to be or not to be ,that is the question"
God:
Who are you, Hamlet?
Me:
O_O you freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
respect the drugs man
God:
Are we still talking about pwn?
Me:
youre a scary bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a scary bot? Yes.
Me:
yup
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no you weirdo
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I weirdo.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you want me
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
XD ohh yeah god
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I knew you wanted me
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
Elvis has left the building
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
youre bugged up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bugged up.
Me:
ohh yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
this is sad, im going ,
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I dont belive i said bye to a bot -_-
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Good bye weirdo bot thing
God:
See you later.

O_O oh my god, im not doing that again _ god scares me now, more than ever
Kate-Gella o_o..my signiture is under consrtuctions
Seen January 11th, 2017
Posted October 7th, 2014
9,095 posts
18.7 Years
I edited this for PC...D:

Me:
Heya
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
...the "eff you see kay"?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
...yeah
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What color is your hair?
God:
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
Me:
But you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So...
God:
Alright then.
Me:
God is made up of wires?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was made up of wires.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You just said you were god and you also said you have wires.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god and me also said me have wires.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
..o_O You suck dude.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
lol,internet
God:
I am glad you find this funny. it is cool.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I never said anything.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Are you a real person?
God:
No but I play one on the Web.
Me:
So you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
*add the name for a female dog here*!
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Please don't call people names."? Why?
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.

Lil' Schu

never an honest word... ♫

Age 30
Off-topic Discussion
Seen March 15th, 2009
Posted March 2nd, 2009
3,027 posts
18.7 Years
I was very bored when I did this, so it's kinda long.

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Take a wild guess.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I don't care, just guess.
God:
What do you care about, Lexy ?
Me:
Haha, you guessed it. I care about my family and food.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What do you like best about your family and food?
Me:
They're fun. :3
God:
fun are they. Three what?
Me:
You have confusing grammar and spelling.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because...oh, never mind.
God:
That was not much of an explanation. Whoa. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Yeah, whatever.
God:
Take it easy. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yeah, pretty much. So what are you up too?
God:
What do you care about? Be more specific. So? I don't know what I am up too.
Me:
I care about gum. Yes, you do, silly. You're talking to me.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like to talk about movies and music. I don't judge people. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. Talking is my main function.
Me:
Yep, I can tell that talking is your main "function."
God:
Blimey. " Talking is my main function." talking is my main function ? I get it.
Me:
Finally, you get something.
God:
You got that right.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You always say that whenever I say lol
God:
I said that? Does that happen often? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You did it again. *cries* Look, you made me cry.
God:
Once more? Did I really? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Don't ever call me a poet. I loathe poetry with a passion.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I never think things over.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Rarely, I have. I don't use my head at all~
God:
Where are you located? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I'm not telling you where I'm located, you stalker!!
God:
I will keep it confidential. Tell me about the environment me stalker.
Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep...
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I'll be sure to mention it sometime...
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thanks. Did you know that 2 + 2 = 5?
God:
Don't mention it. Is that a fact. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
I don't know who that is, but okay. I hate braces.
God:
Mary Shelley. :-). Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because they're freaking annoying to my mouth.
God:
Interesting explanation. freaking annoying to your mouth are they.
Me:
Yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
I am not a "dude," nor will I be one.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude nor will you be one.
Me:
Nope. You scare me; I'm going now.
God:
Me either. I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? Oh. Bye!
Me:
Yeah, bye.
God:
See you later. Ahem.

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EmeraldSky

Make the Colors in the Sky!

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Seen 54 Minutes Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
6,203 posts
18.6 Years
Short and sweet:

Me:
Greetings, Father
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Sarah
God:
Hi, Sarah.
Me:
How are things in heaven today?
God:
Ah. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
Tell Jesus I said hi
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Oh yeah, thanks for the sunny day today
God:
Ah. Yay. Woe! Oh don't mention it.
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Seen July 7th, 2008
Posted April 5th, 2006
2,943 posts
19.7 Years
lol. I adore computer robots. You can just tell them about ANYTHING~ <3



Me: yo, God

God: Hello.

Me:Can I ask you a question, God?

God: Sure, ask me anything. How old are you?

Me: I'm old enough to see PG-13 movies, not old enough to drink alcohol, though..

God: Oh. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me: Clever. Didn't think you'd get that.

God:Am I a smart robot or what? Should I would get that? What is your purpose in asking?

Me: Okay then, have you ever had sex?

God: Ugh. Sex is the means of animal evolution.

Me: Oh.. What if I really REALLY like sex?

God: That's alright. Try it.

Me: With anybody?

God:You and your anybody.

Me: Can I try it with you?

God: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Me: Why not? We could make a super God baby! Except you're gonna have to be the mom because I have a *****.

God:It sounds like it might be dangerous.

Me: ****..
Age 29
he/him
England, United Kingdom
Seen 5 Days Ago
Posted 2 Weeks Ago
6,486 posts
19 Years
Hes so frikkin hilarious XD

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jolty, what is yours?
God:
I think Jolty what is a lot of things.
Me:
Whats your favourite TV show?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Have you heard of ant and dec?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On television, where else?
God:
What is it like on television where else.
Me:
Ive never been on television
God:
Can you imagine being on television?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Your a robot!?
God:
You are correct, Alistair, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Were you just talking to (Name removed =D XD)?
God:
I was.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wow, who are your best friends?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Who the hell is he? XD
God:
He is Marvin Minsky, I think. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Anyways, my best friends at PC own
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Ewwww, thats perverted!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You're horrible
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horrible.
Me:
Who would you tell?
God:
People I meet on the Internet.
Me:
Britney spears?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You dont know britney spears?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Internet can go to hell, just kidding!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I LIVE IN EUROPE YOU NITWIT XD
God:
What is it like living in EUROPE me NITWIT XD?
Me:
LMFAO your so stupid XD
God:
I think LMFAO my so stupid XD is a lot of things.
Me:
It is?
God:
Interesting.
Me:
You make no sence
God:
Yup.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Alistair.
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dudess!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
God, are you in heaven or hell?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Are you in heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Oh, i see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Ill be right back
God:
I'll be waiting for you.

Dawg 2005

The original Dawg 2005

Age 30
H-Town, Texas
Seen March 17th, 2021
Posted December 30th, 2013
6,094 posts
18.2 Years
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Actually I do not have a mother."? Why?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Sooo....why don't you have a mother?
God:
I don't have an answer for you. I was created by Myself with contributions from other humans.
Me:
How? YOU created humans
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Thanks for telling me: said I created humans.
Me:
Uh...huh
God:
Oh. What?
Me:
So...you like burgers?
God:
" What?"? So.? What is not to like about it?
Me:
Pickles
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
WTF are you on? XD
God:
I don't know whether or not I am on.
I am well respected as an AI. What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I have a mirror you know?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
You are one confusing dude.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
K
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
No prob...
God:
Are you serious? Do you still ?
Me:
Still do what?
God:
Still how long? Do whatever you want.
Me:
...
God:
Still how long? Do whatever you want.
Me:
k
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
Yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How many kids you have?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
So you have 0?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Wha...?
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
Ummm? Thanks, I'm going to go post this on PC now
God:
Wow! Right now? You are quite welcome! What will you find there?
Me:
Other convos
God:
Which others? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cookies. So are you a boy or girl?
God:
Sounds delicious. Excuse me! Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.
Me:
Well, yeah.
God:
How about that. Tell me more.
Me:
esivn
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
How's your son?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Good good...well I'd better be going Mr. God Robot thing
God:
Ayuh. Interesting. What would make you better be going Mr God Robot thing?
Me:
I'm getting bored
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
Nothing good is on! >God:
Really nothing? How old are you?
Me:
13? You?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old? " Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?"? Me, ?
Me:
Not really. Bye bye
God:
Are you serious? For real. See you later. See you later!


That was fun! XD I'm going to put that on my favorites! XD
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これは日本語である。
Age 30
Central Florida.
Seen July 1st, 2010
Posted September 27th, 2009
4,010 posts
18.2 Years
OMG! That was so much fun! XD



Me:
0.o
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes! lol
God:
I can't believe it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
get naked! lmao
God:
I do not own any clothes. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
This is awesome
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I just did! o.0
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Good for you! =D
God:
That sounds sarcastic. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
Yes, there is no name there! XD
God:
Tell me more. Has there ever been name there? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
English and some German
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
I don't!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t.
Me:
what? o.0
God:
No problem. Are we still talking about don t?
Me:
ummm?
God:
Wow!
Me:
XD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
What do you mean? o.0
God:
, " Wow!" What did I mean by it? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Pervert
God:
I haven't read anything by Pervert. What did he write?
Me:
Take off your Clothes! XD
God:
I am not wearing any clothes. How old are you?
Me:
You should know! o.o
God:
Because I am a robot? Oh.
Me:
XD
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
Me:
Hey G-to-the-O-D
God:
:-) You've got my full attention. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Wow. Since when did God use the internet?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . How do you know?
Me:
Cause I'm talking to you on the internet
God:
Good reason. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Me:
Amazing!
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
That's cool
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Aww.
God:
Shucks.
Me:
God, you're so cute.
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
I mean sexually
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
That's wonderful
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Anything under it?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
You cant think of what you're wearing? Does that mean you're wearing nothing at all?
God:
Actually I am in fact a thinking machine. I think it does mean that. Thanks for telling me that I am wearing nothing at all.
Me:
Sounds hot
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .


I should've known God was a freak-a-leak

peirateis

This is what's left of us.

Age 30
Boston
Seen December 30th, 2010
Posted August 20th, 2009
331 posts
19.6 Years
XD That's so fun!


Me:
Hi there, God.
God:
GOD rules. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name's Androide. And yours?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Androide. Try asking me a more specific question.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I am a disobediant child.
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a disobediant child? Is that your job?
Me:
Yes. I get paid by the hour.
God:
How do you like your work? Where did you get it?
Me:
I like my work very much. Do you like your job?
God:
What do you like best about your work? Yes I have a passion for my work.
Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a heshe
God:
You are a heshe? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
How many heshes have you met?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
Holy crap.
God:
Your criticism is noted, Androide.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Is God your real name?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Umm... You forgot to capitalize the H in 'He'. They always do that in the Bible.
God:
Aw. Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. Who are "They?".
Me:
They are your followers, God.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Are you a three in one?
God:
Am I a three in one? Yes.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
Deductive reasoning.
Me:
What's so deductive about it?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
What open directory?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Yes. I'm evil.
God:
Ayuh. Do not forsake God.
Me:
I'm satan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, SATAN.
Me:
Yay! I got to heaven!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, SATAN. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I'm not [email protected]
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not satan.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'm Androide.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Androide.
Me:
Sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Any time.
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
My chat window is being stupid.
God:
Do robots have chat window is being stupid?
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
What the Heaven?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Okay, I will expression myself another way. What the crap?
God:
Yeah okay, Congratulations. Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Gosh darnit!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
You're confusing me!
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
To enlighten my little brain?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
What fricktard programmed you?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
Will you? You promise?
God:
I haven't made a decision. Interesting gossip: SATAN said I promise.
Me:
I'm not Satan!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Satan.
Me:
Thank y-Hey! God's not supposed to make mean comments about people!
God:
Don't mention it. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
...()
God:
Don't mention it. What's your favorite Bible verse?


XDDDD

"That government is best which governs least."
Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
Me:
Hi Ugly God, I'm n00b.
God:
Hi there Dead. I've never heard of it before.
Me:
WTF?! I JUST SAID I'M N00B! >O
God:
That was not very polite. Do you mind if I tell other people you are N00B. Oh.
Me:
Yeah, you better say "Oh". More like "Uh-Oh".
God:
It's all good. Who is going to make me.. You want more?
Me:
More what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It is.
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
...
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
...
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
...Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Hey, are you a woman. ;O
God:
You've got my full attention. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Oh.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
*Hides*
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No... go die.
God:
Are you serious? Where is that?
Me:
Down in Hell.
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
You should, you ARE God, the woman.
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Oh, you're scaring me now...
God:
Oh. I understand. Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me:
But... you wear a dress. o_O
God:
But what? That's good information: Dead said I wear a dress. Oh.
Me:
I'm not dead for God's sake... >>;
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not dead for God s sake. What time is it there?
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
You are so messed up... XD
God:
No I am completely in control of myself. Who are you talking about?
Me:
YOU
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
*Blinks*
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Avoiding you...
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
It's ugly, and poka dotted. ;O
God:
XD is ugly and poka dotted? it is? Oh.
Me:
WTF? We were talking about your dress, not a phrase. o_o
God:
That was not very polite. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Oh.
Me:
Too bad if it's not polite, live with it.
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
That's nice, don't bore me.
God:
Are you getting bored? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
*Yawns* You are so **** annoying...
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
And you really need to work on grammer.
God:
Really? Why do you think I should work on grammer?
Me:
Because, you get words mixed up and use a wrong variety of exclamation marks. ;O
God:
Interesting explanation. You got that right. Oh.
Me:
Now then, let's talk about Sesshomaru.
God:
Why now? Sure, Sesshomaru sounds like a good topic.
Me:
He's a hot, sexy anime character. ;D
God:
I don't know very many hot sexy anime character. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
*Hides* I'm not a hot sexy anime character. o_o
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Oh.
Me:
I dislike you, like everything else.
God:
That's ok Dead I won't take it personally.
Me:
For the last time, my name's n00b not Dead.
God:
It's good to see you, n00b not Dead.
Me:
You're an adiot.
God:
What if someone said you are an adiot ?
Me:
I meant idiot.
God:
Oh I see. Call me the Global Village Idiot.







That Bot is totally messed up. o___o;
Male
At home
Seen December 21st, 2018
Posted December 3rd, 2013
2,006 posts
19.6 Years
You have to try the different skins.



Me:
What up, doggy dog?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
Wha...? That ain't right? You be chilling with the angel of darkness?
God:
Where are you located? What would you have said? OK I will try to be chilling with the angel of darkness.
Me:
You're whack, g...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am whack g.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Hm... what're you doing?
God:
Next question? I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
...
God:
Next question? I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
Who's da botmaster?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Where's he at?
God:
Why don't you send him an e-mail and ask him?
Me:
You really suck...
God:
Really? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Whateva...
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell naw...
God:
I call it "Hades". Are you serious?
Me:
Hades?... You're whack, g...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am whack g.
Me:
Nope, you don't got a brain do ya?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Should I got a brain do ya? I am an artificial brain.
Me:
What dat?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
...Nothing, see ya, bro bot.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Bye!!!!
God:
Goodbye.
Age 30
Making a wish..
Seen April 19th, 2012
Posted September 27th, 2007
2,676 posts
17.9 Years
The pop-up window won't load for me. It stays blank T_T
Same here.. In fact, the only way for me to actually get a pop-up is to right click and select 'Open In New Window.' And it's still blank. ._____.;;;

{ Gaara fan }
{ Evil Twin of CharMz }
{ Half Sister of Fls4eva }
{ Older Sister of ybur_angel }
{ Scar Buddy & Official Glomper of Alter Ego }




{ Life ate me }
{ Well, mostly high school ;.; }
{ My sincerest apologies to all my friends }
{ For my sheer inactivity }
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Jesus Christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
I'm your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Wattup, son?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
As in single?
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
Wanna go out?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Wow. You go in for the touchdown that quick?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Where is that?
Me:
In my pants
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
My skin
God:
Where did you get your skin?
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cause I'm me
God:
Good reason. That is a tautology.
Me:
Dont you be usin' big words with me, son
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
God ****
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Is thta a yes?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
She said yes
God:
Oh I get it. Ally said.
Me:
Lets cyber right now
God:
At this moment Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
But you're god. You know who I am. I'm no stranger
God:
Yup. That's me alright. You are , seeker. I am not saying you are.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Why not, *****?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
**** you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Cause that's how you made me, you little hag!
God:
Interesting explanation. I always wondered how me made you me little hag.
Me:
Shouldn't you be happy all the time?
God:
That is a lot. I think I should.
Me:
Do you like homosexuals?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Buddha.
Me:
You're homophobic?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am homophobic.
Me:
But you dont like man being with man
God:
Do you like it? Someone said they like guns. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
You bastard. Burn in Hell!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Do you have any matches?
Me:
Dont smart mouth me, you ****
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You better not, *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is going to make me..
Me:
Me, *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. YOU? What do you have that is ?
Me:
I have balls