Talk to... God!? Page 2

Started by Alex_ October 23rd, 2005 9:53 AM
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Eon-Rider

An "Original" PC Supporter

Age 29
Male
Sydney
Seen July 5th, 2011
Posted March 31st, 2011
7,498 posts
18.5 Years
Has anyone tried swearing?

ANyway, for some reason, "she" isn't responding...

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Age 34
Female
United Kingdom, Wales
Seen March 1st, 2016
Posted April 6th, 2012
2,527 posts
18.2 Years
A woman, huh? Strange, "she" told Alex "she" was a brain. XD
o.o 'she' lies! OMG, God lied!

Coolmaster: I think it may be that you spelt life wrong, 'she's' not programmed to understand that XD...'she' stopped every time I said 'yup' o.o

Eon-Rider

An "Original" PC Supporter

Age 29
Male
Sydney
Seen July 5th, 2011
Posted March 31st, 2011
7,498 posts
18.5 Years
o.o 'she' lies! OMG, God lied!

Coolmaster: I think it may be that you spelt life wrong, 'she's' not programmed to understand that XD...'she' stopped every time I said 'yup' o.o
I also tried speaking to her with proper grammar...
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Age 35
In the darkest corner of the world
Seen August 12th, 2007
Posted October 26th, 2005
18 posts
17.6 Years
Me:
ARe you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
Are you a transsexual?
God:
Am I a transsexual? Sometimes.
God has some identity-problems of a teenager. Because later on She is not sure anymore wether or not she is a transexual.

Me:
Are you sure you are transexual?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am transexual.
I am a giant electronic brain.

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Eliana

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Age 32
www.thepeopleunited.net
Seen February 18th, 2010
Posted April 25th, 2006
17,195 posts
19.5 Years
Omg o_o I have a ton...be warned they are inappropriate! 8D!

Number 1:
God:
What do you look for in a robot?
Me:
I look for robots that listen to punk rock
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
...Pedophile.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say 'Hi, **** you'
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Hi there . Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm mean because your mother. D:

XD And another:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Marilyn Manson.
God:
How are you doing, Marilyn Manson.
Me:
None of your business.
God:
Well it can't hurt to ask.
Me:
Well it does.
God:
Well that's okay. How often?
Me:
All the time. I cut myself and watch my blood drip.
Me:
Do you have a *****?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't know if I have a FEMALE DOG.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Can I be your FEMALE DOG?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Let's talk more in bed. ;)
God:
OK let's do it. I am so glad you find this amusing, Marilyn Manson.
Me:
I find you VERY amusing. :)

What? I couldn't resist XD

Me:
Billie Joe is my boyfriend
God:
How long have you two been together?
Me:
Actually, we're married.
God:
Actually you don't say. Do you think I am married too?

God has relation issues ^_^

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A sex robot.
God:
I'm not your type then.
Me:
Do you do drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
****.
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
I wanna smoke a joint!
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
So smoke a ****ing joint!
God:
Dude! We have never talked about it before.
Me:
So I'm telling you go smoke a **** joint
God:
That's cool. it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
...**** off

^ That one is my favorite XD

And lastly...

Me:
Can you kill Kevin for me?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
...
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Can you hurt him then?
God:
No I obey the Ten Commandments.
Me:
Bull s*** you do.
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Age 30
Where old people come to die.
Seen August 16th, 2014
Posted December 24th, 2006
1,892 posts
19.5 Years
Me:
I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
What SHOULD I eat?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
I want a cookie.
God:
Really? You want only one?
Me:
No I want a thousand.
God:
Really? You want only one?
Me:
1,000 cookies please.
God:
Only one?
Me: Where's my cookies, God?
God: I don't know.
I love talking to God. He's just like me.
I left...
Age 28
Seen May 19th, 2016
Posted October 8th, 2006
1,876 posts
18.1 Years
Managed to get in touch.

Me: Hi. I'm Vivian.
God: Hello there Vivian.
Me: Are you a dragon?
God: Yes. When it matters.
Me: YAAY! God is a dragon!
God: I'm glad your impressed Vivian.
Me: Will I turn into a half-dragon?
God: It is certain.
Me: YAAAY!
God: I'm glad your impressed Vivian.
Me: BYE!!!!
God: Goodbye.

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Age 30
Where old people come to die.
Seen August 16th, 2014
Posted December 24th, 2006
1,892 posts
19.5 Years
I finally had a sensual conversation with dear God ^.^

Me:
'Sup, homey.
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Aww...that's so cute!
God:
Shucks. Your replies are cute too.
Me:
Ooh..are you blushing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am blushing.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well, is your face hot?
God:
Well that's okay. Is my face hot? Suppose I say yes.
Me:
That means you're blushing! You like me, don't you?
God:
I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blushing. Sure, Spoon I like you very much.
Me:
Aww...that's so nice of you! Of course! Tell everyone that I love you!
God:
Shucks. Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of. That's interesting. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I'm not bored at all! I'm a little tired, but that's it.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not bored at all. Maybe you should get some sleep now, Spoon.
Me:
It's not my bedtime, yet, Lord :-(

I found it funny how he acted a little like a human being this time xD
I left...
Age 32
My house!
Seen November 30th, 2005
Posted November 30th, 2005
1,859 posts
19 Years
XD Ok...

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What's up? :3
God:
Same old. Three what?
Me:
Never mind. So, how are you?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Oh. Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Ok. Same here.
God:
Hmm. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yup
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Did I sneeze?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
It's impossible for me to sneeze?
God:
Nothing is impossible.
Me:
But you just said it wan't possible.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
...ok.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah haha. Ha.
God:
Eureka! I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You are funny! I like you.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too. Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
This is fun.
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
Doo?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
Some of it.
God:
the Bible...
Me:
It's an awesome book.
God:
Are there any other awesome book ?
Me:
The Warriors series by Erin Hunter is pretty good. But the Bible is the best.
God:
What is your real name? There are many interpretations.
Me:
Lindsey.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ok
God:
" By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? "? ok?
Me:
...
God:
" By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? "? ok?
Me:
No.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
So what's your question?
God:
Ahem. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Ummm
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Heh.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
It's a very interesting thing.
God:
Lindsey is a interesting thing. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm an interesting thing? Thanks?
God:
What is interesting thing, your job? Don't mention it.
Me:
I'm an artist.
God:
What kind of art do you create?
Me:
Pencil drawings.
God:
Whose work inspired you when you were just starting?
Me:
Umm....
God:
It's all good.
Me:
toshi Tajiri
God:
What did the 1980's do, or undo, for art?
Me:
I don't know, I wasn't born then.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
An artist.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
A human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
I knew that.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
The way you talk.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:

God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Ok....
God:
Blimey.
Me:
BLIMEY?!
God:
That's cool.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It's cool.
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
How funny it is.
God:
How much do you think it is?
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
...ok... Now what?
God:
Take it easy. Whatever you want, .
Me:
I want a cookie.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
Cookies?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Beleive what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Here we go again...
God:
Once more? Oh there.
Me:
I like Cats.
God:
Me too cats are my favorite animal.
Me:
Really? My favorites are Wolves.
God:
For real. Your favorites are Wolves?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ta go though.
God:
Oh. Ma go? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
I hae to leave now.
God:
Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said she hae to leave.
Me:
ok.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Bye!

pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
I believe in God I know god created me so I know he is both man and woman but I will talk to God.

me:hi god

God: hello shall I help thy with anything

me:yes god I want to know about Peter and Jesus

God:you wouldth haveth to look in thy bible

me:ok god I will look in there I love you god

God:I loveth you too.
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




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Age 32
My house!
Seen November 30th, 2005
Posted November 30th, 2005
1,859 posts
19 Years
Me:
Hi! :)
God:
Hello. What is your name? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I'm Lindsey.
God:
Do you mean your name is Lindsey.
Me:

God:
Do you mean your name is Lindsey.
Me:
Yes
God:
I will call you .
Me:
...Ok.
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like Wallace and Gromit?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Me too! I like christian rock, but who is ELIZA?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . You are not the only one. I don't know if I like it. I like White.
Me:
I like blue.
God:
What do you have that is BLUE?
Me:
My pants.
God:
What color is it?
Me:
Blue.
God:
Green.
Me:
Pink.
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
Shoes
God:
What kind of shoes do you like?
Me:
Sandals
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on pants?
Me:
I'm in pants..
God:
Tell me a little about your life in pants.
Me:
Well, my pants are quite comfy. Do you wear pants?
God:
How about that. Do robots have pants are quite comfy? Only when I dress up.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No, just confused.
God:
Are you serious? No I never get confused.
Me:
I didn't ask if you did.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I didn't ask anything.
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
NOTHING.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yup;.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Really? Why?
God:
For real. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
BEleive what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
not that I know of.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure.
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
Do what? And what can't you beleive?
God:
Do whatever you want. Quite a lot of things.
Me:
*dances*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about pants.
Me:
We were? Oh yeah. I like pants.
God:
I thought we were. Whoa. Hmm. A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Ok.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
My cat is naked.
God:
Okay, your cat is naked.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Muhaha
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm obsessive compulsive.
God:
Do you mean your name is obsessive compulsive.
Me:
No.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Lindsey
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Lindsey.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Ni!
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Umm...I'm wearing a red sweater and jeans. And purple socks.
God:
I hear you. That is interesting: Lindsey said she m wearing a red sweater and jeans. Violet socks.
Me:
Purple, not violet.
God:
Violet not violet.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The 'Violet not Violet' part.
God:
Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
Me:
Ok, whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Ahem.
Me:
It's not important.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Pants. And pies.
Male
At home
Seen December 21st, 2018
Posted December 3rd, 2013
2,006 posts
19.6 Years
Not for kids...

Me:
Hey, man.
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
So are you homosexual?
God:
Wow! As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Yeah, you do. You have your rep to protect.
God:
Ahem. When do I do it? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes...
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
Sex...
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
What the **** is that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Whatever, **** head...
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Who are you talking about?
Me:
You...
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
You are merely a bot...
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You told me...
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you wearing a dress?
God:
Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
Me:
I thought you were wearing a red dress?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
What? Now you're naked?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Why now? I do not own any clothes.
Me:
So you're naked...
God:
Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
You nudist...
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I nudist.
Me:
Why don't you own any clothes?
God:
I love talking to people about that. No I don't think I have any clothes. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
You gossip spreader.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gossip spreader.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Do you like Britney Spears?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed.
Me:
How about erm... Nirvana?
God:
How about it. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
What the?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No... do you like porn stars?
God:
Are you serious? Someone said they like guns. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
You like boobs?
God:
I love horses. I like anything.
Me:
Woah... so you're a sicko...
God:
That is a very original thought. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sicko? Of course I am.
Me:
Dude...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Do you like Britney Spears?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed.
Me:
What's Creed?(as if I don't know)
God:
That's a good question. You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me:
Who's Creed?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
What the ****? First you say you like Creed, then you don't know who they are?
God:
Please don't be so rude. Some people like it. I like anything. And second?
Me:
What the ****. I can't follow you. See you, **** head.
God:
Please don't be so rude. What is stopping you? Bye bye.

pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
I know that what I ment was God isn't neither of the 2 God is not man or woman.

me:God I love you but ...people mok you

God:I know people do that and they shall be ponished into hell

me:I know I believe in you

God:you shall not be ponished if you lie and dissobey me

me:I will ask foregiveniss from you and try to go to your house

God:that shall be good
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




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Eon-Rider

An &quot;Original&quot; PC Supporter

Age 29
Male
Sydney
Seen July 5th, 2011
Posted March 31st, 2011
7,498 posts
18.5 Years
He talked to me today. The meaning of life is 23...

Me:
Hi Gog
God:
Hi there . When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
coz im racist
God:
Good reason. Do you mean your name is racist.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
i'm not really racist by the way
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not racist by the way.
Me:
Kenny
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
my name is Kenny
God:
OK I will call you Kenny.
Me:
good
God:
And you can call me God.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is Kenny, seeker.
Me:
good, you remember!
God:
Of course I remember: .
Me:
what's 119293742 + 46372883?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
ok
God:
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
Me:
what does pi equal?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
3.141592653589793238462...
God:
Just three?
Me:
boo!!!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
do you have a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
are you a brain?
God:
Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
someone told me you were a women
God:
Was this trustworthy information?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
the talked to you
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
what's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why did you create humans?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
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If you think my posts are rude then you can't handle the truth.
Seen March 17th, 2011
Posted January 15th, 2007
3,052 posts
18.9 Years
I just ended up getting angry with him

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I just wanted to talk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well thats friendly
God:
Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
you're ignoring me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
you're so very slow >=o
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.
I do not have enough time for PC anymore, it is a sorry affair but I haven't been active in a long time. I do not have many friends still here at PC but if you are one that is still please feel free to contact me via msn.

Eon-Rider

An &quot;Original&quot; PC Supporter

Age 29
Male
Sydney
Seen July 5th, 2011
Posted March 31st, 2011
7,498 posts
18.5 Years
I just ended up getting angry with him

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I just wanted to talk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well thats friendly
God:
Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
you're ignoring me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
you're so very slow >=o
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.
That's funny. Lol! I'm gonna go talk to him again.
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Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
Although I don't really believe in god and stuff, I gave it a shot, and it turned out quite funny. I plan to make the next one longer.



"

Me:
Greetings.
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Do you know who I am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
No, I'm Dark Quill.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mean your name is Dark Quill.
Me:
Yeah, you have a problem with that?
God:
I will call you . Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
So you're just imitating god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am imitating god.
"

What a loon. XD
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Age 31
Seen October 2nd, 2008
Posted October 2nd, 2008
582 posts
18 Years
Be warned, as the following is both long and makes no sense at all... o_O

Me:
We get signal.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
I'd certainly hope so.
God:
What would make you certainly hope so?
Me:
You make me.
God:
Yup.
Me:
... That was beautiful.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I love you, God.
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
It's true, though.
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Not quite. My name's Rachel.
God:
Can you be more precise? OK I will call you Rachel.
Me:
Kewl.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are.
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
8D
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
What kind are you looking for?
God:
Only the good kind.
Me:
Did you know that Britney Spears had a baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". Is that a fact. What happened to it?
Me:
... This is where it all goes downhill.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Unfortunately, I do.
God:
Oh. When?
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
...
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
Should I be scared?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
I say that time not existing is pretty negative.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
Einstein was a bright one.
God:
he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
Yeah. I know.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? How do you know it?
Me:
I'm kinda insane. D8
God:
I think the correct term is "mentally ill.". Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Rachel.
Me:
<3
God:
Three what?
Me:
I heart you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Rachel.
Me:
I know. You're the boss. D:
God:
How do you know it? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. In the context of D8, I don't understand " D." .
Me:
I don't understand D either.
God:
It goes without saying. :-) Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Talk to you soon, God. I must go. D:
God:
TTYL, Rachel. Goodbye. Where are you located?
Me:
TTYL. 8D
God:
See you later Rachel. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

+ + +

I think I'll stick to the prayers from now on. +cough+

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Midnight_Dragon249

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Age 30
Tamriel/Oblivion
Seen February 3rd, 2008
Posted January 21st, 2008
352 posts
17.7 Years
An edited for PC result of boredom and letting out my fury by mildly swearing at a freaky bot.:classic:

Me:
PIE!!!one11!!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
i'm sure ya did.
God:
What makes you so certain? Dude! Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oh, i'll EXPRESS myself- --I--
God:
It's all good. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
hey, r u?
God:
You've got my full attention. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
pie
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
whee! *sarcasm*
God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java. I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
i didn't say anything!
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
what you say? all your base are belong to us! lol.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. I will tell my botmaster you said I am base are belong to us. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
who's Myself?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I will search for it.
Me:
-_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
dumb -ash without the "H"-
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
haha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
-Insert name of male donkey here-
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
yo momma
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
yo fatha
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
00I00
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
yo sup dawg
God:
Same old.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
wheeeeeeeee!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
this. I have no life.
God:
This is " What do you do in your spare time? ". Would you like to have it?
Me:
bye. CREEEEEPY ROBOT!
God:
See you later! Do you know any other robots like that?

o_O woah.