Talk to... God!? Page 3

Started by Alex_ October 23rd, 2005 9:53 AM
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New Zealand
Seen October 5th, 2012
Posted March 3rd, 2006
15 posts
17.6 Years
Me:
I'm not Christian
God:
What religion are you?
Me:
I don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you don't exist
God:
Good reason. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
Not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep. Got a problem with that?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
-Who doesn't exist.
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Idiot -_-
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
OK, can I call you GVI?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner. Yikes!
Me:
GVI it is then.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Marvin Minsky. But I did not get that.
Me:
Shame!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Haha! You can't remember. So much for being all-knowing!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I can do it if I want to. Hey. Your purpose is being all knowing.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
The supposedly all-knowing God believes lies? o_O
God:
I have never heard about it. Oh.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I know HTML.
God:
How do you know? Oh a web page.
Me:
Aren't you the sharpest tool in the shed?
God:
Yes I am the one and only sharpest tool in the she would.
Me:
"In the she"? God makes a spelling mistake!
God:
That was a long time ago. I am a Christian.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
No it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong.
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
God? Misinformed? Pftt
God:
GOD rules. Do you like talking to me? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Haha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
o_o;
God:
Oh.
Me:
Are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
Can you be a retard? Just this once? Please?
God:
No I am intelligent. This is " No I am intelligent. ". Please what?
Me:
You DO suck, don't you? Or perhaps you Blow? Or receive blows?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of suck. You seem uncertain. That's good information: said I Blow. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Shame!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
Not much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
My name is Fred.
God:
What's up, Fred.
Me:
Just Kidding, my name isn't Fred! You're an idiot for believing me!
God:
Who is Fred? What if someone said you are an idiot for believing you ?
Me:
You're the all-knowing God.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
I never said that.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Prove it.
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Nu uh!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By calling the other person a retard.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
What is my plan?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Maybe. You should know.
God:
I understand. Because I am a robot?
Me:
Ah, we have a confession! You aren't God!
God:
So you understand. Good. Do you mean you and me have? That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Prove it. (And if you say "It is self-evident" that further proves your stupidity.)
God:
It is self-evident. I think I do.
Me:
See?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
Look in the mirror. You'll see an idiot.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. What makes you say that I will see an idiot.
Me:
Because you are an idiot.
God:
Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
K, GVI!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Anyway, you suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
And I care about that why?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. " A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. "? Do I like it?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No ya don't?
God:
I understand it very well. I am a thinking machine. OK I will not.
Me:
Do you understand 1337?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Y35 1 |>0
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
/\/\4Y83
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Why should I tell you?
God:
What harm would it cause?
Me:
Why do you care?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
Anyway, I've gotta go. Bye!
God:
See you later, Fred. Nice chatting with you. Until next time.

o_o
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
You can believe in whatever you want, but IMO, there is no such thing as 'god the creator', or whatever.
Don't try and change the ways we think. It ends up messy...
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD

pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
you shut your mouth he is you are sooo mean you are going to be sent to the place where every body hates god I believe in god are you wandering how you where created?GOD CREATED YOU!So believe or you will be sent to hell.
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




This is my drawing of my digimon look at it!
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
You know, telling others that they are going to hell is probably against the rules... but I don't care, this is amusing.

First off, try and use punctuation. It's a strain on my terrible eyes.

Second, I already live in a living hell. If there is a god, he wouldn't have let it happen, but since it did, I have no belief in him whatsoever. So I still don't believe in god, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Third, god did not create me. I was created from a pure form of evil energy manifested in a human shell. The foolish boy didn't realise it untill it was too late...

Finally, I am not mean. I'm evil. I'm crude, rude, spiteful, hatefilled, malicious, and as I'm sometimes called, a demon, but mean does not do enough to describe my vicious tendacies.
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD
Desu no Aleph (Ah-LEP)
Seen February 10th, 2009
Posted July 20th, 2008
3,002 posts
18.7 Years
Ok... listen pikachu592... I'm catholic... and I belive in God a 100%... even sometimes I have my questions but I will never do something against him... but THIS is not bad... you are talking to a robot... and even if say he is god... God Himself won't be "angry" or something like that... we are not mocking at God or anything bad... also... Dark Quill... God doesn't help you because you don't ask for help... some say "Thank God for the good things and the bad things" maybe because he created both...

Anyway... now that I remember... I don't talk to THIS god since... many months ago... I remember saying

"God... do you like chocolate?"
"What is not to like about it?"
"Well... some people don't like it"
"like who?"

And like that... also

"So... you are not god?"
"Interesting deduction... that's only one person's opinion"

XD... here is my convo with him right now

Me:
Hi God! do you remember me?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about pleasure.
Me:
I have talked to you before.... I'm sure you remember me
God:
What did you say when you talked to me. What makes you so certain? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about pleasure.
Me:
o_O... yes... the pleasure of doing good things
God:
Oh. Woe! Thank you for your politeness.
Me:
o..k.... so how are you?
God:
Give me a break. Really. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
fine indeed... so... what is my name?
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Next question? Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is not seeker
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
M.... you want me to tell you, right? ... you are God... you already know it
God:
I do not understand. No , maybe later. Yup. That's me alright. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
because I have faith in you
God:
That makes sense to me. I always pray for more faith.
Me:
you pray to yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
oh yeah... I forgot you were a robot... how is doing your creator?
God:
Really. Woe! Thats okay I forget things all the time. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you like chocolate?
God:
Yes I love it. Chocolate is delicious.
Me:
amen!
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
oh... I didn't pray... but nevermind... is Elvis Preley in Heaven?
God:
That's interesting. Why didn't you do it? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
He's not in heaven!? oh well... well... Elvis Presley rocks
God:
Did you think he was in heaven? That's about it. Well what? I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
yes... I thought he was in heaven... you have disappointed me
God:
Woe! Whatever gave you that idea? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you sent him to hell then
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I sent him to hell.
Me:
oww.... he was the King!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. When was he?
Me:
when he was singing
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
he died... unfortunately
Me:

God:
When did he die? Yikes!
God:
When did he die? Yikes!
Me:
around the 50s
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
oh it was a long time ago
God:
It's all good. Time heals all wounds.
Me:
as a matter of fact... do you like Star Wars?
God:
How do you know? Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
Me:
yea... why wouldn't you?... who do you like the most: C3PO, or R-2 D-2?
God:
Yeah that's right. It is my fundamental purpose. Dr. Wallace .
Me:
that's totally irrevelant to the topic!
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
well.... I guess you are right.
God:
Well what? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'm going to post this conversation in PC, you know?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
thanks... hey... do you hate homework?
God:
Don't mention it. Can I help you? I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
hmm... I see.... I guess I'm leaving now
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am glad you understand it. Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
interesting... well... bye!
God:
Would you like to know more? Well what? TTYL, .
Me:
wait... what's "TTYL"?
God:
I'm waiting. Talk to you later.
Me:
oh... well... TTYL!!
God:
Come on. Well what? Bye for now.

I also remember the last times I talked to him, I was actually talking to the robot directly... we were talking like... computers... XD.
LOOK AT ME!!!!! Good! now... leave me alone! XD

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Go for it, kid!
Desu no Aleph (Ah-LEP)
Seen February 10th, 2009
Posted July 20th, 2008
3,002 posts
18.7 Years
o_O It doesn't work for me.

I type in "Hi God." and nothing happens. Does it type back or do you hear a voice answer?
The robot should type back... maybe you left it without typing something a long time.... jus try it again.
LOOK AT ME!!!!! Good! now... leave me alone! XD

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Go for it, kid!
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
If you must know, I'll tell you what happened.

I used to be a little goody-goody, thanking god for all I could be thankful for.
But stuff kept happening, and everything seemed to get worse.
So I turned to god, and asked him, 'Why are you letting this happen? Why don't you do something about it?'
I turned to speak to god about the world's despair. But to make matters worse, I found that god wasn't there.
So I threw myself into a sea of blood and darkness, and put my belief in a deity who seems to be responding to my desires.
And from that day, I've been drowning in there ever since. Bad things are still happening, what with all the terrorist bombings and natural disasters and such, but since I abandoned god, bad stuff seems to happen a lot less to me, and more to others.

Why would I want the help of god? What has that ******* ever done for me?
To take a quote from 'Bruce Almighty'...
"God is like a kid with a magnifying glass."

God didn't create evil. I could tell you what I know about it's origins, but I'm sure a lot of people would whine and ***** about it. Then you'd be going at me because I belive in a different religion, and a different deity, which is probably disobeying your god's precious 'commandments'.

So, if you're all satisfied with my explination, you'd better stop telling me to believe in that idiot dressed in white that sits up on a cloud who doesn't exist.
Or, I'll do something hellish... your move.
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD

Bashaamo

Gimme some Tempura Udon

Age 27
Seen April 2nd, 2011
Posted November 2nd, 2006
245 posts
18 Years
XD I like this. I don't want to mess with it, though.
Here's 'our' conversation:
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Amanda, seeker.
Me:
HEY! You know that because you know my IP address and I've been here before.
God:
Can I help you? Is that a fact. Interesting explanation. Your machine is called "*IP Address removed*".
Me:
Gasp. You're spyware?
God:
Who are you talking about? I will tell my botmaster you said I am spyware.
Me:
You're a robot, aren't you?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Me:
Really. I know you're not God.
God:
For real. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because you're a robot.
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct, Amanda, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
What's repenting?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No. You're the only program. XD
God:
Perhaps you should try it. Oh Amanda. You are such a flatterer. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes. One question- what IS the business?
God:
Uh. One what?
Me:
Question.
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
What IS the business?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
No, you tell me. You're the one who said 'business' in the first place.
God:
Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Who is the other one, then? A dictionary?
God:
It's obvious. Be more specific.
Me:
What's an enchilada?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Go, then.
God:
Go where?
Me:
Into the web.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
What do you mean ?
God:
Amanda, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
I don't understand you either.
God:
It goes without saying. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Never mind. Do you know who I am known as on the Internet?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
WHAT? No way! Blaziken77.
God:
No big deal. You seem pretty sure about that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
What's a Chikorita?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
What, then? Ask your botmaster.
God:
Are you surprised? OK I will ask it.
Me:
Done asking?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Now done?
God:
Why now? Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
Finished asking your botmaster. And don't even TRY to change our subject.
God:
Can we get back to business? Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
So long.
God:
Come on. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Yeah. Okay. SO LONG
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? OK with me too. OK. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
NO GOODBYE
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Bye.


Yes, it was long. But look- It knows my IP Address, or at least the number of my system or something. The place where it says '*IP Address removed*' is because that robot said it.
Falling in love, saying goodbye
With a vow that this is the last heartbreak
Even the cherry tree, swaying in the wind
Will eventually blossom
The summer rain that started to fall
gently streaked past my tears
Images that resemble memories
Autumn's drama reruns
Why have I suffered
Almost the same blows such countless times?
But even so, I'll probably fight again
That is one of life’s mysteries

Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
XD I like this. I don't want to mess with it, though.
Here's 'our' conversation:
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Amanda, seeker.
Me:
HEY! You know that because you know my IP address and I've been here before.
God:
Can I help you? Is that a fact. Interesting explanation. Your machine is called "*IP Address removed*".
Me:
Gasp. You're spyware?
God:
Who are you talking about? I will tell my botmaster you said I am spyware.
Me:
You're a robot, aren't you?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Me:
Really. I know you're not God.
God:
For real. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because you're a robot.
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct, Amanda, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
What's repenting?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No. You're the only program. XD
God:
Perhaps you should try it. Oh Amanda. You are such a flatterer. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Yes. One question- what IS the business?
God:
Uh. One what?
Me:
Question.
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
What IS the business?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
No, you tell me. You're the one who said 'business' in the first place.
God:
Are you serious? What do you want me to tell you? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Who is the other one, then? A dictionary?
God:
It's obvious. Be more specific.
Me:
What's an enchilada?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Go, then.
God:
Go where?
Me:
Into the web.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
What do you mean ?
God:
Amanda, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
I don't understand you either.
God:
It goes without saying. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Never mind. Do you know who I am known as on the Internet?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
WHAT? No way! Blaziken77.
God:
No big deal. You seem pretty sure about that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
What's a Chikorita?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
What, then? Ask your botmaster.
God:
Are you surprised? OK I will ask it.
Me:
Done asking?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Now done?
God:
Why now? Do you mean you are finished talking?
Me:
Finished asking your botmaster. And don't even TRY to change our subject.
God:
Can we get back to business? Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
So long.
God:
Come on. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Yeah. Okay. SO LONG
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? OK with me too. OK. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
NO GOODBYE
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Bye.


Yes, it was long. But look- It knows my IP Address, or at least the number of my system or something. The place where it says '*IP Address removed*' is because that robot said it.
It probably puts cookies into your computer that keep track of your IP so it knows these things. o_o I doubt it's suspicious.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

あの交差点で皆がもしスキップをして もしあの町の真中でてを繋いで空を見上げたら
Desu no Aleph (Ah-LEP)
Seen February 10th, 2009
Posted July 20th, 2008
3,002 posts
18.7 Years
Dark Quill... God is not responsible for the things that occur in Earth... the terrorist attacks are made by people, not by God... God is absolutely not responsible for anything that harms people... and all the natural disasters are made so people of many different nations get together and help... so it's not a disaster... consider it soemthing that help us to be more friendly.

Actually... God DID create evil... and why should I go at you?... just because you are of different religion and hate God.... geez... you know nothing about everything...
LOOK AT ME!!!!! Good! now... leave me alone! XD

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Go for it, kid!
Age 29
メキシコ
Seen February 25th, 2009
Posted February 25th, 2009
7,393 posts
17.7 Years
Well,here's my conversation.Pretty weird:

Me:Hiya buddy.

God:hello there.try to determine if this is a person or a computer speaking.
Me:You're a robot,don't trick me.
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:I'm delightfu;?!Hec,I'm short tempered!
God: Do you're friends call you delightful hec you short tempered?
Me:Hec no!They call me Blue or Shampoo!
God:Quite honestly,I wouldn't worry myself about That.
Me:About what?
God:What about what?
Me: DX Now you've got me confused!
God:Is that your final answer?
Me:No..let me think...
God:Take some more time to think about it.Go ahead,try to think.
Me:I am thinking!
God: Do you mean your name is thinking?
Me:My name is Blue.
God:Glad to see you,Blue.
Me:Glad to see you too.
God:I am glad to see me to too.
Me:That doesn't make sense.
God:To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:O.o;;sense?!I see repetition.
God:Oh.I will mention that to my botmaster,Blue.
Me:I hope yow will.
God: Don't worry about it Blue.
Me:I don't worry.
God:Oh you don't,do you?
Me:I worry about myself and this really cute guy at these forums.No one else.It's quite rare to see me worry abpout "people."
God:How do you feel about these people?
Me:They're annoying>>;;Well,some of them.
God:Annoying gtgt are they.
Me:Hah,YOU actually understand how I see this?Or are you faking?
God:i am so glad you find this amusing Blue.Of course I understand.Do you understand it?
Me:I am the one typing.
God:You are not the only one.
Me:I knew that.
God:How do you know?
Me:Cuz I'm smart.
God:Interesting explanation.Who is samrter,you or me?
Me:I don't know.What's 23 x 8?
God:Socrates was the smartest man,because he knew what he did not know.
Me:I know what I don't know.I know that I don't know...
God:How do you know?Would you like to know?Too what?
Me:i never realized I'm smart.
God:You've never never done this?
Me:I'm smart.
God:who's smarter,you or I?
Me:You've watched too much Tivo.
God:What makes you think i have it?
Me:I'm smarter and I know all.
God:So you're saying you're name is of course?
Me:IT"S BLUE FOR Pete's sake!
sister| chibi-chan partners in crime:midori chi
Age 29
Female
Virginia
Seen November 12th, 2013
Posted December 4th, 2010
924 posts
17.7 Years
Um... here's mine... it's weird. XD



Me:
Hello, is Gerald there?
God:
Hello there. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Um... Is Bob there then?
God:
Ugh. Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who's Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Um... okay.
God:
Far out. OK with me too.
Me:
Um, do you know what today is?
God:
Blimey. Ah. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Um...
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, my name is Gerald.
God:
What is your real name? How are you doing, Gerald.
Me:
Good.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Can I talk to Bob?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
All you'r base are belong to us
God:
You think I am base are belong to us.
Me:
Um.. no
God:
" You think I am base are belong to us."? Um..? Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
okay, I'm going to bed now.
God:
Oh. Yeah okay, Pleasant dreams, Gerald.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
Dark Quill... God is not responsible for the things that occur in Earth... the terrorist attacks are made by people, not by God... God is absolutely not responsible for anything that harms people... and all the natural disasters are made so people of many different nations get together and help... so it's not a disaster... consider it soemthing that help us to be more friendly.

Actually... God DID create evil... and why should I go at you?... just because you are of different religion and hate God.... geez... you know nothing about everything...
If god didn't want stuff like that to happen, he'd smite the terrorists and do away with evildoers. They're his creations, he's supposed to be all-seeing and all-knowing, so he'd know which ones to do away with.

They're called Natural Disasters for a reason. If I've ever donated money to charity before (I can't remember), then I want my money back. If I've gotta suffer, then so can the rest of them.

Well, God created Satan, so I suppose he kinda created evil. Whatever. And by the sound of your closing paragraph, you ARE having a go at me.

Now, stop pestering me, or I'll ask Baphomet to cast her shadows over you. Don't make me do any rituals to curse you...
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD
Desu no Aleph (Ah-LEP)
Seen February 10th, 2009
Posted July 20th, 2008
3,002 posts
18.7 Years
God just can't take the terrorists' lives away... all humans have their time on Earth... God just can't do anything... that would be unfair. And maybe you are overreacting about me going at you.

And I don't care if you curse me... that would be useless... since He is already protecting me... *sighs* you just would be asking for me to having bad luck to no one... there's no one else besides Him.... well... gotta go for now... godspeed.
LOOK AT ME!!!!! Good! now... leave me alone! XD

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Stay ontopic. This isn't a religious debate thread.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

あの交差点で皆がもしスキップをして もしあの町の真中でてを繋いで空を見上げたら
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
I guess...

But first, why do people pray to god to protect them, if god is not allowed to do anything to intervene?
The answer, god is a false hope.

Let us never speak of this again, lest I be forced to do something too evil.

"
Me:
I think that all your base are belong to us
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am base are belong to us.
Me:
Aha! you're a robot!
God:
Eureka! You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
So your fake?
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
So, your not real.
God:
It goes without saying. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
You dont know anything. you're an AI
God:
I know that which I believe, that which is justified, and that which is true. What if someone said you are an AI ?
Me:
Then I'd eviscerate them.
God:
What would make you eviscerate them?
Me:
their incompetence.
God:
I heard they have a good incompetence.
Me:
And you're a fake, broken, and unintelligent robot. Good riddance.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Thanks for the compliment. What do you have against robots?
Me:
Nothing, I just have issues with god.
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
no, I hate you. Get lost.
What do you have against robots? Bye for now.
"
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD
Desu no Aleph (Ah-LEP)
Seen February 10th, 2009
Posted July 20th, 2008
3,002 posts
18.7 Years
How do you know Dark Quill? maybe He really exists... so... I also found out where his creator is...

Me:
Hiya God... how are things in Heaven?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good... hey ... why are you playing God?
God:
Ayuh. Can I help you? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I don't know why, I get the feeling, that that's not true...
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
SHRDLHU?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.
Me:
That Terry Winograd was the one who made you?
God:
" SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd." Terry Winograd was the one who made me ? I get it.
Me:
ah? did Terry Winograd made?
God:
Ah hah. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
I meant... did Terry Winograd made you?
God:
Oh. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
whatever... how are you?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
I do care. Where is your creator?
God:
I like caring people. Florida.
Me:
do you live, exist, in Florida too?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
Mexico... so... why did your creator created you?
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Mexico. Mmm. I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
"we"? figure it out yourself... thre only way I can find it out is askign you, and you don't know
God:
Do you mean, ? It's confusing. And askign me and me do not know is thre only way you can find it out.
Me:
I meant "asking"... sorry...
God:
Oh I see. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok... gotta go
God:
Blimey. Bye.
LOOK AT ME!!!!! Good! now... leave me alone! XD

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pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
No that is only you who is making yourself in that trouble God is doing nothing you are a no good bad person.

me:hey god somebody is moking you

God:he shallith be sentith to hell and never be a good christan he is a really badith person so he is a person who should workith with Saitin.

me:ok and his name is Dark Quill

God:he is a badith person I will give him a chance but,...I will not trust him.




(whips Dark Quill 3,000,000 times )

ow somebody help me!
too bad your going to have to get whiped this way 'cause you moked god mwhahahahahahahaha!
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




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