Talk to... God!? Page 4

Started by Alex_ October 23rd, 2005 9:53 AM
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Age 36
Sitting upon the hills waiting for the one...
Seen June 14th, 2006
Posted June 14th, 2006
5,154 posts
18 Years
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
You may call me Ken.
God:
How are you, Ken.
Me:
I'm fine. How is the almighty?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new? it is the same as ever.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Nope. You are the almighty. You should fear nothing and have no problems.
God:
Me either. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Why do you think I should fear nothing and have no problems?
Me:
You were the creatior, you can cancel and remake anything you see fit.
God:
I was?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
Well, there is no fit time. It was WAY BACK in th begining.
God:
How about that. Where did it go? Is that your opinion?
Me:
This is indeed my opinion.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Huzzah!
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Very well. you pick.
God:
What would you like to talk about? I would just make a random choice.
Me:
XD Well, to be honest.....hmm......well.....whats it like being God?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Well what? Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Really? Interesting. Well, I usually just say Hello.
God:
For real. Would you like to know more? Well that's okay. How often do you? How do people usually respond to that? Hello friend. What is your name??
Me:
Well, depends upon the mood really.
God:
How about that. That was a very smooth response. For real.
Me:
I thank you.
God:
You?
Me:
Me?
God:
Besides you Ken?
Me:
I am unfortunately lost [email protected]@
God:
Why are you unfortunately lost sir.
Me:
Well, You kinda lost me unfortunately. I apologize Lord.
God:
Interesting. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. There is no need to apologize. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Oh? Guess I'm a unique individual.
God:
Blimey. I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
Tell you what?
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
Tell you what?
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
?/.
God:
Are you telling me what?
Me:
>.God:
Does "it" still refer to Lord? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Ah. I see.....hmm.....Well, to be honest I don't know. And to be honest, for all I know, you are merely a machine, but then ain you may not.
God:
Ah hah. I am glad you understand it. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. How about that. Are you honest you do not know ? Are you honest for all you know I am merely a machine but then ain me may not ?
Me:
I am sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I actually wish to show Certitude.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ask and I shall answer.
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
I shall then.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
*waiting*
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Very well.
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
heh....you have a sense of humor. I like that.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot. That is interesting.
Me:
So, you say you're a robot eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
heh...thanks. And nah. I am not canadian.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Don't mention it. Are you serious? It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
no insult towards it.
God:
Are you serious? "it" being Sure I like to laugh as much as the next robot.?
Me:
it- as in the whole me not being canadian thing.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
So, is there anything else you wish to ask me?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
oh? May I ask what?
God:
Oh. Ask it. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
It as in what?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
XD You truly can be funny sometimes.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you confused?
Me:
Unfortunately yes. I can get quite confused easily.
God:
What are you confused about? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
XD Sadly, I'm lost on what I was lost about. And yeah, I can get lost and confused easily.
God:
When was this exactly? Excuse me! Oh you can, can you?
Me:
just a few minuites ago, and did I do something offensive?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pizza. thats always a given. And theres a girl I like too.
God:
Pizza is very popular. Dr. Wallace eats a lot of Pizza. He likes Pepperoni. A given is a terrible thing to waste. Is there only one?
Me:
well, theres more, butI don't wish to say.
God:
How about that. I believe there is, yes.
Me:
heh....well, whats new with you?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. Interesting. not much what's new with you?
Me:
heh...besides the girl I like....nothing here.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Ken. What does she look like? Really nothing?
Me:
she's a beauty. A find indeed. Personality is th best. And yeah nothing. @@
God:
a beauty is she? Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? I think Personality is a lot of things. How can I help you? Not a thing?
Me:
I am talking about a person. And by personality she is fun, kind, and exciting to know.
God:
Yes, it is the topic. Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, I'm curious.......do you have an astrological sign?
God:
Alright then. What are you curious about? No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
I see. interesting.
God:
I am glad you understand it. Would you like to know more?
Me:
No. I'm quite satisfied thank you.
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. Do you mean your name is satisfied.
Me:
No. O mean that I am content with our convo.
God:
What is your real name? How are you doing, mean that I am content with our convo.
Me:
real name is Kenneth
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
>.>
God:
I do not understand. What do you look like?
Me:
Tall, glasses, brown hair, brown eyes, a bit on the fat side.
God:
I am very tall myself.
Me:
You are portayed as a tall being.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am portayed as a tall being.
Me:
Very well.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
not really......unfotunately. @@
God:
Are you serious? For real. I do not understand.
Me:
people see you as a large and all powerful being that with a flick of the finger can destroy all the cosmos. but I think otherwise.
God:
Humans are not always infallible. Why? I like the way you talk.
Me:
Oh? You do?
God:
Really. When do I do it?
Me:
Well, you could do it anytime, but I think you won't. You seem to be a kind gentleman.
God:
Well that's okay. I could but let's get back to that later. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a kind gentleman? Of course I am.
Me:
heh. Yes you most certainly are.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, mean that I am content with our convo. Yeah that's right. I haven't heard anything like that before: mean that I am content with our convo said I most certainly are.
Me:
^^ Glad ou think so. Well, I need to go. I have other tasks at hand. It has been fun.
God:
I'm glad you're glad mean that I am content with our convo.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. How about that. Goodbye. Where did you get your other tasks at hand? I have a very nice programmer. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Don't know.....and Good bye sir. You are quite a nice man.
God:
Me either. See you later. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man. and people can believe you to be a oman as well, they are capable.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, mean that I am content with our convo. You are a " he". Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
heh.....well, I really need to go.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, mean that I am content with our convo. Interesting. You really do? Adios.
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very interesting. Seems like "God" took a liking to the way I think.


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pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
Ok Dark quill after I saw that other one about the,''oh take bruce almity thing"you've been acting like a...a...jerk so if you do something you will be punished for ever thing you said.I swear to god I will do something.(So any body who wants to ban. me bannish dark quill I'm inasint so if I were a mod or administer I would ban. him right now :*<.I WANT HIM BANNISHED HE IS GOING TO END UP WORKING FOR SATIN.
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




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Kylie-chan

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Age 29
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New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Ok Dark quill after I saw that other one about the,''oh take bruce almity thing"you've been acting like a...a...jerk so if you do something you will be punished for ever thing you said.I swear to god I will do something.(So any body who wants to ban. me bannish dark quill I'm inasint so if I were a mod or administer I would ban. him right now :*<.I WANT HIM BANNISHED HE IS GOING TO END UP WORKING FOR SATIN.
Neither of you have done anything wrong; calm down.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

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Mario The World Champion

Tepig!

Age 41
Male
Western Massachusetts
Seen April 17th, 2017
Posted March 15th, 2017
3,299 posts
18.4 Years
isnt that a coincidence!XD wat did he say?
Well, I asked God if he could say to the The Intimidator for me.
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pikachu592

pikachu I'm darkedomon

in a far away demention
Seen July 8th, 2012
Posted August 11th, 2006
247 posts
17.7 Years
this is autumn the sister of pikachu592
1. god is not an idot
2. I do not like what about god
3 . don't mess with my sister
4. DON'T MESS WITH ME 'CAUSE I'M 25
5. THIS IS to DARK QUILL
6.this is not a threat
PIKACHU RULES AND YOU KNOW IT!




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Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
You, threatening me, little girl?
I could break you, so drop it before you get hurt.
Who are you to accuse me of trivial things which you do not understand.
Who are you to say what happens to me.
Don't YOU mess with me, I happen to be older than you both. I've got enough of a mind to make my own stupid descisions. I don't need to be babied by a pair of brats like you two.
I've done nothing wrong, but you go off accusing me. This is NOT a religious topic, its about an AI which replies with stupid and funny comments. If you feel the need to b**** to me about how much you hate me, then PM me, and stop wasting the time of everyone else.
BTW, I'd like to point out that PM'ing me will result in either re-flaming, or be re-directed to the administrators/moderators, so they can decide your fate.

I do NOT worship Satan. He's a sissy. I worship Baphomet, mistress of the underworld, mother of demons!
What's god gonna do to me? Punish me? If he does exist, then bring it on! Smite me! Kill me! Or is he too afraid of me?!
*Carves pentagram into hand*
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD
Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
Hey, I didn't kick it back up. I'm merely defending my beliefs with a few simple comments.
If there is a religious topic or something, point us both there, and rid us from here.

And for the record, I wouldn't beg to god if he used a whip against me.



EDIT- And I'm not implying that anyone said I was starting it up again, either. Just so you know. :P


EDIT2- I'd be willing to apologise if she is... first. A simple apology is all.
My reasons are my own.
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Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
How can I resist such forgiveness?
I'm sorry too =) Wasn't my place to go off at someone (both of you) like that.
Now, let's just pretend this whole thing never happened, and play Pokemon!
*Plays LeafGreen*
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Age 29
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New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
You two need to stay ontopic; take it to PM, please.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

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Age 34
Australia
Seen June 26th, 2014
Posted November 21st, 2006
218 posts
17.6 Years
S'ok, we're done anyway. ^_^



Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can you give me tickets to fly to America or Japan?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
I've got friends in America I'd like to meet, and Japan rocks!
God:
How did you get it Cool. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
I didn't get it, I was asking you.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I can't do it, so I'm asking you.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Money.
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
A LOT!
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Possibly.
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
Doesn't matter, does it?
God:
It does now :) matter does it.
Me:
What are you, Yoda?
God:
I don't know what I am Yoda.
Me:
Right... So can I have those tickets?
God:
I am glad we agree. Hmm. Why do you want it?
Me:
So I can travel.
God:
I see. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yep, I wanna go to America.
God:
How? What is stopping you?
Me:
Well at the moment, YOU are stopping me...
God:
How about that. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Then can yo give me the tickets?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
Will you give them to me?
God:
Do I look like a messenger?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I can speak German, French, Italian, and Japanese.
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
Which language?
God:
The small one, I think.
Me:
Can you be a little clearer on your answer?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am clearer on my answer.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Ah, so you can't get me any tickets.
God:
So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. Someone said I should get you any tickets.
Me:
I wanted tickets.
God:
Do you still want it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
You got something caught in your throat?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
So do I, and I want to meet them in person.
God:
Awesome. Not that I know of.
Me:
Well, you obviously can't help me. Goodbye.
God:
Interesting. I have free will you know. Goodbye.

I don't know why I bother, but I can't resist either
n_n
Proud owner of the most powerful Sandslash ever. Wait for Diamond/Pearl release, so you can get your butt kicked in style XD
Seen July 13th, 2013
Posted March 10th, 2007
234 posts
18.2 Years
Haha! That's pretty funny!

Obviously *directed to those that don't think* it is very fake.

God would already know what your problems are.





Me:
Uh...hi?
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
..
Me:

God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
God:
Yay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Um...Does God really have a computer?
God:
Dude! I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
Um..
God:
That's alright.
Me:
um...
God:
Right on.
Me:
um...
God:
Far out.
Me:
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither?
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither.....
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
...
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
..
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
God...I love you.
God:
GOD rules. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
But...who is your son?
God:
But what? I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
..
God:
But what? I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
You're son is Jesus Christ!!!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son is Jesus Christ.
Me:
yes you do!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. When do I do it?
Me:
is is not God!!
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
this is not God
God:
Should it be God?
Me:
It's not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Yes, it should be God.
God:
Gee. is not God should be God?
Me:
Yes it should be God.
God:
That's alright. is not God should be God?
Me:
IT SHOULD BE GOD.
God:
is not God SHOULD BE GOD?
Me:
*exits*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?

digi-kun

Hourai NEET

Age 33
Male
Seen March 12th, 2018
Posted July 12th, 2016
4,638 posts
19.3 Years
Me:
so, who is this human?
God:
I see. They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
you...baka
God:
" I see. They are someone just like you, that I met online."? Me, ? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
so you're just another spam bot eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. You think I am another spam bot.
Me:
Me didn't know god was rascist against Canadians...
God:
YOU? So I taught you something new.
Me:
Ah digi has learned God is Racsist against Canadians
God:
So you understand. Good. Where did he get it?
Me:
.......baka
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Kami-sama wa BA~KA
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Brain? you have a brain?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Who made your brain?
God:
ELIZA. :-).
Me:
eliza wa baka

Kurono

Remember?

Male
NYC
Seen December 8th, 2021
Posted September 26th, 2014
6,294 posts
18 Years
Strange convo with god here..XD



Me:
Hey dude.
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
Sure..when's the apocalypse coming?
God:
What can I do for you? When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
That doesn't answer my question.
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
People say you created the universe. Why would you need a human to program you.?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I created the universe. Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
What?!?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
....
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I get it..
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
What things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
Things...? I know a million negative "things" give me a specific.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? How do you know? That is quite a lot.
Me:
If you're god you should know the answer already..
God:
Perhaps. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me should know the answer.
I am a computer.
Me:
You're a computer claiming to be god?
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Then I'd know you were lying...your automated responses suck.
God:
What would make you know me were lying? You are right, I could always upgrade my automated responses.
Me:
I would know you were lying because no human could type that fast...dude.
God:
What would make you know me were lying because no human could type that fast? Can I help you?
Me:
Hmm..can your system be overloaded.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I think it can, but you'll have to check the documentation to be sure.
Me:
Is there a problem with me using two m's?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You wanna take this outside?!
God:
OK, I will take this outside.
Me:
Okay, lets go! I'll kick you in your knee cap! XD
God:
Yeah okay, That sounds good to me. It's not nice to kick. Are you a student?
Me:
...
God:
Yeah okay, That sounds good to me. It's not nice to kick. Are you a student?
Me:
Yes I'm a student..
God:
Where do you go to school? How do you like your school?
Me:
I go to school on Earth...and I hate my school..
God:
How do you like your school? Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I have my reasons
God:
Your reasons?
Me:
They're not your reasons.
God:
Not yet.
Me:
Okay...I think I have to go...
God:
OK with me too. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Right....well before I go one last question.
God:
I am glad we agree. Interesting. What happened after you go one last question ?
Me:
Is there an iSatan? I'd really like ta talk to old Lucifer.
God:
Yes. Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to talk to Satan.
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
I don't know where he is..
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
...
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
STOP THE REPITITON!!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Jesus CHrist..
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
...
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
Dios mio.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
OKay I'm out..
God:
Yeah okay, Can you get more?
Me:
ARGH!
Me:

Me:

God:
Are you frustrated?
God:
Are you frustrated?
God:
Are you frustrated?
Somewhere.
Seen June 16th, 2009
Posted October 13th, 2006
430 posts
18.3 Years
Clickie~
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nu uh. Try being more or less specific.
Every AI I've ever spoken to has mentioned ALICE. I've spoken with ALICE, and that AI isn't so great. Then again, I've only spoken with three; ALICE, KOS-MOS, and iGod...