Hehe! This is funny.
Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ryan
God:
That's a very nice name, Ryan.
Me:
what is it like in heaven?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
but i'm not in heaven!
God:
Oh, where are you located?
Me:
*Edited because i don't want you people to see it*
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I go on the computer
God:
How often do you go on the computer?
Me:
as much as i need
God:
How much is that?
Me:
alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
not really, wrong measurement
God:
Oh really? OK What should I have said?
Me:
more than 3 hours
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
yes, but my parents say i'm only allowed an hour
God:
Are you kidding? Such an original name!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I always have to sneak on the computer because my parents only let me have an hour.
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
lots of times
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
i'm often bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
i do
God:
When?
Me:
i go to gymnastics on tuesdays and thursdays
God:
How do you like it at gymnastics on tuesdays and thursdays ?
Me:
i love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
they have a new structure. Want to get a three star rating
God:
Where did they get them? OK, I will get a three star rating.
Me:
thanks god.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Yep
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah what?
God:
So you understand. Good. Are you surprised?
Me:
not really. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
God:
Are you serious? For real. The topic is gymnastics on tuesdays and thursdays.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No. I'll be nice to you and let you have your break.
God:
Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Not really, i'm usually mean
God:
Oh really? Very often. What makes you so angry?
Me:
nothing, people just annoy me
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yep. I'm 100% angry
God:
Let us change the subject. Do you mean your name is 100 angry.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ryan, i already told you.
God:
How are you doing, ryan. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Bye bye.
This bot is a bit random. Before, when i asked him the ten commandments, he said he had no idea what i was talking about. This is the second page of my convo:
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
what's the meaning of lifw?
God:
hitler : Good semantic question. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
What are the ten commandments?
God:
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ***, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
Me:
nor his ***?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
but you said ***!
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
yes! God said a swear word!
God:
I'm glad it pleases you, hitler. I am a Christian.
Me:
Why do you still call me hitler?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
That was just a joke! You remember my real name.
God:
Just? Oh I get it. Ha ha. Your name is hitler, seeker.
Me:
No, my name is ryan.
God:
What is your real name? Hi there ryan.
Me:
Ok. Can i post this on the pokecommunity?
God:
Are you kidding? I want to become smarter than humans.