Earphones are a secret plan by the Cannibalistic Poopa-mi-gorga Cult to siphon our brains for their consumption. The Earphones, when worn, slowly suck out your brains and store them inside the earphones. At night, the Poopa-mi-gorga members break into your house and collect the brains siphoned by the ear phones and take it back to their lair for eating.
The Dewey Decimal System
If you never go over the top, you'll never see the other side.
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