I can't think of a name for it ^^;; but if I do I will tell it to you. I've decided to start working in interviews ^_^
Interview 1
ALTO (the Latios) : Will you quit putting the parantheses after my name in every interview you do with me? Anyway, have fun reading this, and please give my owner good reviews and stuff! Or else she won't give me dinner, and beat me with bricks in a pillowcase...*cringes*
AUDIENCE: Aw....
ALTO: So, the first episode is...
Battle Frontier Girls: Lucy and Greta!
*Lucy and Greta come in through the big brass door on the side of the building. A big stage is in the middle, with colorful lights and stuff saying IWSFPC (Interviews with Somewhat Funny Pokemon Characters). They sit down on the chairs, the cold, plastic chairs in the middle, looking nervous*
LUCY: So what's the big deal about this place. I was told to come here because there were free Seviper. And...medication.
GRETA: What? I was told to come here because of free Shedinja!
*Alto holds up his handy stapler, which he had used to staple the notices to their car doors...breaking the windows*
LUCY: A Latios! I'm going to try and catch it! *enlarges a Pokeball* Go, Pokeball!
*Pokeball opens and out comes a Pokemon*
LUCY: But...Seviper...that was an
empty Pokeball...
SEVIPER: Yeah, your head is empty too. But you don't see me complaining do you?
LUCY: Whatever. Use Poison-
SEVIPER: You don't control me lady.
LUCY: But...*starts crying*..why?
SEVIPER: One because you don't feed me regularly *shows stomach, empty* and two-
ALTO: Two, because I can do this! *shoots Psychic at Seviper, who falls down fried*
SEVIPER: Aren't you going to return me, you dumb lady?
LUCY: *still crying*
SEVIPER: O-O
AUDIENCE: This better get funny soon or we're going to kill you!
ROSE: *me of course, walking in* Um, where are my Big Mac and Dr. Pepper?
ALTO: (with cheese and sode all over his face and Big Mac in his mouth* I don't know..
ROSE: *walks up to Alto* Um, Alto? Did you gain weight? Presumably in your cheeks?
ALTO: *sweating* Um, yes! Remember Abra-Catastrophe? Fairly Oddparents? I watched Five-Second Heavy Facial Muscles.
ROSE: Oh, OK! Now, on to interviewing. Alto's jealous because he can't do it.
GRETA: Your stupid Latios just fried poor Lucy's Seviper!
ALTO: I did not! (as soon as he opens his mouth to say something, all the food falls out)
ROSE: *gasps* Alto! Thank you for finding my food for me!
ALTO: *sweatdropping* I was...uh...storing it in my hamster pocket.
ROSE: OK, *eats food, which audience gasps at* Now that we've found my food, Greta, what do you think about your position in the Battle Frontier?
GRETA: I sit around. All day. And wait for idiot trainers to come up to me. I mean, I sit there in the Arena all day! With sweaty, stinky armpits! Except for the referee, who takes a shower every ten seconds.
ROSE: Then what about judging?
GRETA: That's why so many people lose. Because they have a dumb Alakazam say the winners.
ROSE: Alakazam can be dumb?!
GRETA: Yeppers!
ROSE: Okay, so Lucy, what about you?
LUCY: *sniffling* I just sit in a room all day..nothing special...except for the fact that I'm afraid of Seviper...
SEVIPER: WHAT?
LUCY: nuthin'.
ROSE: So, let's get onto the battle portion of the interview!
ALTO: Battle portion? Since when was this added?
ROSE: Well, we've gotta have something more interesting.
ALTO: Oh, OK! ^_^
LUCY: I'm going to whip your face off, GRETA!
GRETA: Ooh, help. The girl that's scared of her own Pokemon is going to mash me.
*both take out their GameBoys and start tapping buttons eagerly; Greta has the new Shedinja addition of the SP, and lucky Lucy has a DS*
ALTO: Um, weren't they going to battle?
ROSE: *acting like Willy Wonka* They are! And...sometimes I get deaf in my left ear, so speak a little louder if you're going to tell me something.
ALTO: OK.
This goes on for about five minutes, neither winning. Suddenly a ping sounds from Lucy's GameBoy and Greta starts losing miserably. I pull down a blanket thing to show what they are doing live.
LUCY: HA! I'm winning!
GRETA: But...how...*looks up* You've got an ACTION REPLAY!
LUCY: A what? Oh this old thing? I found it at a garage sale. I don't even know what it does.
GRETA: *sweatdropping, then deciding she'll win at any cost*
LUCY: Whee! This is fun. *starts killing Greta with her maxxed out Seviper, with 999 in every stat (which is what I did to my Swampert ^_^ beat the Battle Tower with it)*
ALTO: Can we please end this stupid interview? It wasn't even funny.
ROSE: *cracking up all of a sudden* HAMSTER POCKET!!
ALTO: You just figured that out?
ROSE: Wait, that means you...
ALTO: *flying away*
ROSE: *gasps* He ate my food! And then coughed it back up! But it was a good meal...*rubs stomach*
Can we hurry this up please?
ROSE: Who's that?
I'm the producer of this script.
ROSE: AAH! A ghost!
No, I'm you. In actual person form.
ROSE: So...I'm the ghost?
Oh for Pete's sakes...see ya next time on..um...I forget the name...
ALTO: *yelling from far away* IWSFPC! Interviews With Somewhat Funny Pokemon Characters! And it wasn't funny!
That's why it's called somewhat
funny interviews...
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I know, it was bad...I have no sense of humor. But I did make up the hamster pocket thing after playing Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak. Ever notice where all the stuff he digs up goes? Into his hamster pocket! Even the trash...ew. In case it's not getting through to you people, a hamster pocket is a cheek. Sheesh.
~*RoseLillymon*~
PS: If you want something really funny, read my RPG Pokemon Shadow Days. It'll crack you up. I read it to my siblings and they burst their laughboxes.