Touch dic? god, how do these people come up with these things, and how do they sleep at night with something that sounds so dirty?
I guess It'll appeal to some people, it'll be too expensive for me, but I wish they had thought of a better name than 'touch dic' :surprised
Edit: I just found out 'dic' stands for dictionary, but still, read these reviews...
People who have commented on touch dic:
Once you begin, your hands will get calloused from gnashing your way to the end. The end was a huge surprise and afterwards I just had to take a break.
This one never gets old, just a bit hard on the old constitution.
It just wasn't made to be something that you could play with for hours on end.
Almost went blind from playing with it too much.
Youll do it sooo much, you will do it in random places
Why not have fun with your Dic?
Its really easy to touch dic, just reach down and there it is. Always having a dic around is great, easpecially when you can touch it all you want. Sometimes it is hard, but that doesn't happen all the time. Most of the time it gets really hard right when you would never expect it too.
Many people have dics, but almost noone really has fun with it, and untill now. There really wasn't too much dic to touch. But that is all a thing of the past. Now you can get your very own touch dic, and never stop the touching.
God, this **** has me in hysterics!
But, really though, I doubt this thing is going to be released, with a name like that.