The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Started by ~Ozy~ December 27th, 2005 2:21 PM
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~Ozy~

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Yes, this is another fight poll. We haven't seen one in a while, so I thought I'd oblige. No ordinary fight, this, though. No, you must pick your combatant and defend why they would win in this through logical, well-reasoned arguement. By this I mean no, "Batman 'cuz he's awesome!"


Because...

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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Erm... Has to be from the poll options list...
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"Your Grace, all that you say is true. On the Trident, Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought honorably, Rhaegar fought nobly, and Rhaegar died.

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I say Godzilla. He could just stomp on everyone or something, and tear optimus prime apart. Plus he can breathe fire.

Mr. Rogers would teach everyone to love each other like neighbors, therefore there would be no fight.

Batman... well, I suppose he'd do well against the other humans with all his high-tech bat crap, but he's no match for a huge dinosaur thing.

Abraham Lincoln could probably bore everyone to death with a political speech, but I doubt he'd be any good other than that unless he had an axe or something. Plus, he's dead.

Optimus Prime could pwn all the humans, but if Godzilla can destroy an entire city I'd think he'd have no problem with this guy.

Jackie Chan is good at fistfighting and kung-fu and stuff, but up against a giant robot or a guy with a machine gun I doubt he'd stand much of a chance. (That's going by the real Jackie Chan, not by him in that cartoon with the talismans and stuff.)

Chuck Norris... I don't know who he is.

Indiana Jones... all I really know about him is he had a whip and stuff, but I'll say

Darth Vader could probably beat just about everyone with his lightsabers and stuff, but up against optimus prime and godzilla I doubt he'd stand much of a chance.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight? Uh, about the same thing I said for all the other human-ish people. I really don't know that much about them either. All I know is Monty Python is a british comedian dude.
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The Black Knight for sure would win. He never gave up. Only when he died he did. HE'D RULE THE WORLD!!! :p
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I vote Darth Vader. A light sabre would kill all of them.
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I vote Darth Vader. A light sabre would kill all of them.
I dunno, give onet o the black knight... :p
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