Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Okay this is the Good Yo Mama jokers Club. To enter, youve got to post your best Yo Mama joke. You also have to put your 'Are you a good yo mama joker? Go to here' in youre sig. Make here a link to my thread. OK? Good. Lets start. EDIT: After there are enough members, will have Yo Mama battles between two members. Me and randomly selected other members will select a winner. Also, there can only be one battle at a time. NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please could someone ask a mod to close this thread.

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Been on PC Since June 2005

Age 30
?????
Seen April 24th, 2007
Posted October 22nd, 2006
589 posts
18 Years
i aint got the DS but your mama is fat she stepped ona dollar and made change, your mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck, your mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was diong she said im moving.
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Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Okay Ill let you in the group with out a DS. You know what, Im going to take the DS out of the whole thing.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~

JakeEMan

Official American Idiot

Seen April 27th, 2008
Posted August 8th, 2007
80 posts
17 Years
I wanna join. Here's ,y joke:
Yo Mama is so hairy, that when you were born, she gave you a rug burn.


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Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Youre In, JakeEMan. (Message too short)
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~

Lord Mike

Most Loyal Colts Fan on Earth

Lucas Oil Stadium
Seen December 6th, 2011
Posted June 11th, 2010
2,153 posts
17.1 Years
Seeing that my name is YoMama I could probably come up with one. ^_^

Here's two jokes.

Yo mama's so fat that she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat that when she farts the whole planet comes out.
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Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
ATTENTION! EVERYBODY JOIN THE NEWER THREAD, CALLED Yo Mama Club (You Dont Need a DS!), because the title of this thread nudges people who dont have a DS away from it.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~