The Yo Mama Club (You Dont Need a DS!)

Started by Olan14 June 15th, 2006 12:27 PM
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Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Well, if you saw my old thread that says you have to have a DS thread, then youd know what this is about , that to join, youve got to make a good Yo Mama joke , and that once theres enough players well have Yo Mama battles, who me and two random members will help judge. Okay, VIVA LA TU MAMA ! Oh, yeah, you also have to make a link to this thread in your sig. ~ Members ~ Supreme Overlord: Olan14 Head Co-Owner: Pandoras Box Lower Co-Owner: JakeEMan Co-Co-Owner: YoMama *Normal Members* Tha Pkmn Prodigy Updated at 5:56 PM June 15
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~
Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Pandora Rejoined! Yay. thanks for rejoining.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~
Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
The Pkmn Prodigy is in! Your only a normal member because other people took the higher ranks. Hey, pandora doesnt have a link to the thread in his sig?
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~
Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
hahaha, i noticed suddenly you werent on the people viewing this thread anymore after i posted that, so i suggested you were out changing your sig =)) Seems like you put it there now. Hey, guys, go here.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~

JakeEMan

Official American Idiot

Seen April 27th, 2008
Posted August 8th, 2007
80 posts
17 Years
OK Im Re-joining. I made a chatroom for yo mama competitions. Click here to see it!


If you would like FREE addvertizement for your website(s), then just send me a message and ill put a link on my Signiture!

Here are the clubs I'm in:


YO MAMA CLUB

You could be in my new EMAIL MAGAZINE!! Wanna be on the cover? Ill advertize for your site for FREE!!! You can get it now! Just send a message to me and I'll send you EMAIL MAGAZINE once a month! Just leave your email address!
Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
=0 Oooooooo, thats cool. Thanks, Tha Pkmn Prodigy (Hey, can i call you Umbreon?) Woah, doesnt work for me, when i type in my name, thers no text in the box, also, It wont let me press enter or anything.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~
Seen December 31st, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
20 posts
16.9 Years
yo mamas so fat i thought YOU were a zookeeper and she was a hippo!

yo mamas so ugly youre Dead Dad must've been blind!

Yo mamas so fat she wears men's pants as panties!
Age 32
Where you want to be
Seen August 16th, 2006
Posted June 25th, 2006
37 posts
17.1 Years
Hey guys, just checking in on my thread. Wow, no new posts *sobs*.
She hits the lights
This doesn't seem quite fair
Despite everything he learned from his friends, he doesn't feel so prepared
She's breathing quiet and smooth, he's gasping for air
"This is the first and last time", he says
She fakes a smile and presses her hips into his
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He's holding back from telling her exactly what it really feels... like
He is the lamb, she is the slaughter
She's moving way too fast and all he wanted was to hold her
Nothing that he tells her is really having an effect
He whispers that he loves her, but she's probably only ready for...

(Up the stairs, the station where the act becomes the art of growing up)
so much more than he could ever give
A life free of lies and a meaningful relationship
He keeps his hands pinned down at his sides
He waits for it to end and for the aching in his guts to subside

The fever, the focus,
The reasons that I had to believe you weren't too hard to sell.
Die young and save yourself.
The tickle, the taste of...
It used to be the reason I breathed but now it's choking me up.
Die young and save yourself
~Brand New~

JakeEMan

Official American Idiot

Seen April 27th, 2008
Posted August 8th, 2007
80 posts
17 Years
Yo mama is SO old, that she met the Burger King when he was a prince. Yo mama is SO old, she also left her perse on Noah's Arc. LOL!:laugh:


If you would like FREE addvertizement for your website(s), then just send me a message and ill put a link on my Signiture!

Here are the clubs I'm in:


YO MAMA CLUB

You could be in my new EMAIL MAGAZINE!! Wanna be on the cover? Ill advertize for your site for FREE!!! You can get it now! Just send a message to me and I'll send you EMAIL MAGAZINE once a month! Just leave your email address!