A Simply Guild For Guys; How To Get Your Girl

Started by Erin Moonnite June 22nd, 2006 5:19 PM
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Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
Believe me, I have six brothers. xD I'm the only girl. I told this bit of advice to all of my brothers, when they came to me... Lamely saying, "Well.. Theres this girl.. I really like her.. But.. I dunno.." And stammering. And, well, since I'm a writer it came out the way this advice is. And to tell you the truth, it worked for all my brothers. ~^

So, here it is:
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her up over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her, no matter how awful you sound, or think you sound. Get her mad at you, then kiss her and tell her she's cute when shes mad. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her. Even if she's not saying anything. Look her into the eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her... Tell Her.

I hope this helps you guys out there. ^-^ If not, then blame it on me if you want. But, above is what I believe almost any girl wants. There are exceptions, of course. You never know with us girls. We're fickle.. xD
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Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
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Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
MySpace, huh? =\ I don't go there.. My friend does, though. She's a real wiz at computers. Oh, well.. Whatever goes around comes around?
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪
Age 31
I live in my house...
Seen July 7th, 2006
Posted July 2nd, 2006
1,815 posts
18.8 Years
I read something like this off of myspace.
I also read something almost exactly like this in a MySpace chain bulletin. Maybe it's simply a coincidence, but I doubt it.
dont you hate how you leave something that was once so great. but once you return. its nothing...

Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
xD;; Well, ya see... I don't exactly like any guys that I know personally. If I did my brothers would bug the heck out of me. >.>;; So, I've never exactly had a 'boyfriend', I guess you could safely say.

Sorry about it, then.. I guess MySpace got the best of me. -.- As you can see, I try to help people often, but... Usually it doesn't turn out to well. xD;; I was overjoyed to find that it helped everyone of my brothers.. They disclude me in most of their activities.. Oh, well, at least they didn't know that I made dinner! (If they did, they'd run into the bathroom and pretend to throw up. =.=;; )
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪
Age 29
Right over there....
Seen March 22nd, 2009
Posted March 22nd, 2009
372 posts
17.2 Years
Cool, I'd love to be able to give out love advice and stuff. The weird thing is, I am a girl, but I don't really know what I expect of the guy I like. No kisses yet, I'm waiting until I'm 14 for that. So hugs would probably feel akward right now too.

I dunno, I'm new to love, I got my first boyfriend on the last day of school, so we'll see what happens with it.



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Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
Oooo, on the last day of school, huh? Do you get to see him over the Summer? =/ Well, at least you have a boyfriend. xD It's pretty sad. I'm older than you and have never had a boyfriend. (According to the age on your Profile.)

But, I'd have to admit, I have one crush.. But the thing is, I don't think he likes me at all.. We never talk anymore, we had no classes together in school.. The only time I get to see him is at lunch. He sits at the table infront of mine. xD;; I'm horrible.
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪

Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
o-o;; Hmm.. I never ever thought of that. As a matter of fact, I don't want to think about that. >.>;; Interesting idea! I little disturbing, but interesting!!

((This is only disturbing for me because I know someone who is 500 lbs. ^-^;;))
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪

Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
Elephants walk on the surface of the earth and they sometimes way a ton. Alright, to off topic. Sorry 'bout that. But, yes, disturbing. How about a 500lb. guy lifting a 500lb. girl over all the other girls he hangs with? xD;;
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪

Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
xP What swing? xD How about slow dancing? Or kissing in the rain?! xD
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪

Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
Hmm, well.. I wouldn't want to see them kissing in the rain. =\ The slow dancing may be a problem. I wonder what the 'pebbles' he throws at her window look like.. Stones and rocks instead of pebbles. =x
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪
Age 29
Right over there....
Seen March 22nd, 2009
Posted March 22nd, 2009
372 posts
17.2 Years
Oooo, on the last day of school, huh? Do you get to see him over the Summer? =/ Well, at least you have a boyfriend. xD It's pretty sad. I'm older than you and have never had a boyfriend. (According to the age on your Profile.)
No, but we PM each other a lot at serebii. I might get to see him, I really hope so

But, I'd have to admit, I have one crush.. But the thing is, I don't think he likes me at all.. We never talk anymore, we had no classes together in school.. The only time I get to see him is at lunch. He sits at the table infront of mine. xD;; I'm horrible.
That's kinda funny, that's EXACTLY how it was for me. I've had this major crush on him for the longest time, but I never had any classes with him once I got into Middle School, but the thing was, I got to sit next to him at lunch.

I was worried that he didn't really like me, but on the last day of school, I told to be to be honest about who he liked, then I'd tell him who I liked. So guess what he said? Me! I was really happy, so naturally I told him my answer too.

We've known each other since the beginning of 2nd grade, this I think this is really cool. But nothing is serious, we're still just considering ourselves friends. But he asked me to the dance next year! Kawaii!



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Age 29
Right over there....
Seen March 22nd, 2009
Posted March 22nd, 2009
372 posts
17.2 Years
You are only 12 wow lol. Anyway's sorry I didn't respond, I thought it already posted. I hate PC errors. I don't mind seeing fat people in love, just as long as it isn't up close. XD
That's why it be really awkard to kiss, hug, etc. We only told each other that we like each other, that's it until we get to high school, where the dances aren't so stupid



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Erin Moonnite

~Keeper of the Golden Muffin~

Lilycove City
Seen August 29th, 2006
Posted August 15th, 2006
94 posts
16.9 Years
xD Totally.. More like, Fat people + love = Triple Size Me!!
Erin's PokePet

UtaTori the level 26 Perappu!

Spoiler:
♥*~Unpaired~*♥
♪*~Claimed Ariados, Claydol, and Steelix~*♥*~Bishies Claimed: Momiji Sohma, Chiyo-chan, and Asuma Yoneyama~*♪*~Older Brother: water&icepower~*♥*~Co-Owner To: The Horsea/Seadra/Kingdra Fan Club~*♪

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Believe me, I have six brothers. xD I'm the only girl. I told this bit of advice to all of my brothers, when they came to me... Lamely saying, "Well.. Theres this girl.. I really like her.. But.. I dunno.." And stammering. And, well, since I'm a writer it came out the way this advice is. And to tell you the truth, it worked for all my brothers. ~^

So, here it is:
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her up over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her, no matter how awful you sound, or think you sound. Get her mad at you, then kiss her and tell her she's cute when shes mad. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her. Even if she's not saying anything. Look her into the eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her... Tell Her.

I hope this helps you guys out there. ^-^ If not, then blame it on me if you want. But, above is what I believe almost any girl wants. There are exceptions, of course. You never know with us girls. We're fickle.. xD
If anyone plays with my hair, they'll probably pull it by accident, in which case I'll yell at them. XD;

I hate being tickled. >.<;

I don't like having things thrown at my window, either. xP Especially not at night. a) It scares my rabbit b) it scares my Mom c) it annoys me d) it wakes me up.

I don't like being mad at people, either. :3 If you get me mad at you, I won't stay it, but, hypothetically, seeing as I've never had a boyfriend, I'd probably dump you by then. >D And then I'd tell you to get lost if you told me I was cute when mad.

I hate phone conversations. IM is nicer.

I'm not allowed out in the rain. <.<;

But, I'm different from most girls. D< And, any guy who actually considers the girl might want the boy to show her some emotion and affection wins. :D
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Age 35
Male
Here and there
Seen September 29th, 2013
Posted October 21st, 2010
632 posts
19.3 Years
I suppose that I could lend advice to people...I'm apparently the most emotionally mature of my friends, and I've experienced a few different kinds of relationships, and I do believe that I've actually been in love, so that kinda thing helps.

As sentimental and "awww" as all those things sound up there in the first post...they're only things that are desirable in theory. A lot of girls I've talked to seem to find the whole tickling thing annoying, and I still don't understand the whole mentatlity behind getting into a fight/getting somebody mad at you for the sole purpose of making up again. Would it not be better to fight as little as possible? Fights aren't required to validate a relationship; they'll happen naturally, so it's probably better not to purposely bring them on.

And slow dancing with no music is just plain lame. Cuddling on the couch or something would be better.