"Wake up Pikachu!" said Pikachu's mom.
"WTF? I don't want to go to school." growled Pikachu.
"GO TO SCHOOL NOW!" demanded Pikachu's mom.
"I don't give a crap mom!" hollered Pikachu as he walked down the stairs.
There stood Pikachu's mother, a beautiful Raichu.
"How are you going to get into Harvard?" asked Pikachu's mom.
"What? HARVARD? I don't give a crap about stupid Harvard. I want to work at Wendy's!" yelled the little Pikachu.
"SHUT UP! GO TO SCHOOL NOW!" Pikachu's mom bellowed.
".......................................I'm sorry? What? I HAVE TO HAVE BREAKFEAST!" screamed Pikachu.
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE OF HUNGER GO TO SCHOOL!" Pikachu's mom shrieked.
"Whatever dude!" said Pikachu.
Pikachu went to school.
"TIME TO DIE PIKACHU!" bellowed a familiar voice.
"OH NO!" screamed the lady Hoppips. "PIKACHU!"
There he was. The 1014 pound Snorlax, ready to pound Pikachu to the death.
"YOU STOLE MY PILLOW SO I COULDN'T SLEEP! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL WITHOUT SLEEP?" yelled Snorlax.
"Dude, I don't give a crap if I stole your Slaking pillow or Slakoth dool or what have you. Just beat me up. I'm bored and sleepy and it'll give me an excuse to go home." said Pikachu dully.
"Waaaaaaaaaaa! You're scary! You're weird!" Snorlax ran away.
"Wazzup Pika man?" Meowth happened to come around the corner. At least I have someone to spend the boring day with, Pikachu thought.
"Sup dude!" said Pikachu flawlessly.
"You like my bling-bling? I shined it up last night." said Meowth in his "cool" voice.
"Man, I wish I had some bling-bling!" Pkachu winned.
"This going to be a boring day man. Ready?" asked Meowth.
"Well, let me think...................hmmm......................Nope, I got nothing." said Pikachu.
The bell rang and they went to homeroom.
The teacher took attendance while the rest of the class was socializing.
"Man, you should try and go out with Chansey. You missed your chance last year and you should try again. Think about it. It won't be such a boring day." said one "in" Pokemon, Zangoose.
"Hi boys!" Flying there was Bullerfree and Beautifly.
"Whoa man! You two are looking good!" said Zangoose.
"Hehehehe! Thanks!" they said.
Time to get ready for another day of school. 180 more days until summer. Pikachu thought.
To be continued...
Fire Is Passion That Will Never Leave My Heart
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