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Started by Fire Master September 6th, 2003 2:17 PM
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Seen January 24th, 2004
Posted October 16th, 2003
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I live im massachusets but I can tell you the only thing ash can catch in the first 8 pokemon shows is a tailow! he sucks and he even had trouble beating it his pikachu couldn't barly beat a pokemon it's good against! Brock had to use his fortress to save ash from a terrible horrible scary taillow!
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I live im massachusets but I can tell you the only thing ash can catch in the first 8 pokemon shows is a tailow! he sucks and he even had trouble beating it his pikachu couldn't barly beat a pokemon it's good against! Brock had to use his fortress to save ash from a terrible horrible scary taillow!
wow........ i never knew ash was a loser -_-;
Seen January 24th, 2004
Posted October 16th, 2003
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yeah! i have the first 8 pokemon epasodes of pokemon advanced on cd. i saw ash catch that tailow and his pikachu didn't do a bit of damage! but I like may, she started the whole thing, cause she was hungry and there was no food and her brother got a box of chocolate bars but there was only one, the tailow ate it, and pikachu shoked it and nothing happend.


p.s I like livin' in newton,massachussets,u.s and having the first 8 epasods! it's fun! but ut might spoil the first 8 epasodes when they reach american t.v
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Posted December 17th, 2004
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pokemaster: I live im massachusets but I can tell you the only thing ash can catch in the first 8 pokemon shows is a tailow! he sucks and he even had trouble beating it his pikachu couldn't barly beat a pokemon it's good against! Brock had to use his fortress to save ash from a terrible horrible scary taillow!

tyranitar0000: wow........ i never knew ash was a loser -_-


Okay...Enough Ash bashing...It's not his fault. His fate is chosen by...THE WRITERS!!! Even though it would be logical that Pikachu would easily beat Taillow...Hey, Pikachu only recovered from that disease or sickness thing recently when the battle came, right? Anyway, we should probably go back on topic.
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Brock opens his eyes, revealing his hypnotic powers and hypnotyses every girl he meets into marrying him and then sends them to conquer the world with Lv.2 Magikarps and ends up destroying the universe!!!!!

That's after Charizard listens to Ash, Team Rocket steals Pikachu (and gives it to the Boss, who promotes them to Janitor), Ash saves Pallet Town from the Revolt of the Mr.Mimes(who got mad because of their name), winning 1,000,000,000,000 Pokedollars, and giving Misty a bike. They then realize that all these events symbol the apocalypze! Hahahahahahaha!!!.....I'll stop now.
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Posted April 23rd, 2004
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Brock opens his eyes and a pokeball comes out of each one. The pokeballs open and Ronald McDonald and The Tellytubbies come out and beat up Ash with a pepsi bottle because Ash likes coke. Then Ash sends out Pikachu who drinks the pepsi and everyone betrays Ash. Then Ash falls into a TR trap and lives happily ever after. Wow that was stupid but I enjoyed making it.

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Hey Ali! (or Mika Umbreon) i think what you posted was a little inapropriote, i mean there are some young kids on these forums you know! im not a mod or anything but please I dont appreciate thoses kinds of posts...

Well in 10 years theres gonna be a new land called "Shinko-Linko" and the only Pokemon you can catch there are Magikarp and Feebas!!! :laugh:
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Hey Ali! (or Mika Umbreon) i think what you posted was a little inapropriote, i mean there are some young kids on these forums you know! im not a mod or anything but please I dont appreciate thoses kinds of posts...

Well in 10 years theres gonna be a new land called "Shinko-Linko" and the only Pokemon you can catch there are Magikarp and Feebas!!! :laugh:
Wish you would have PM'd me about it. Come on people, when you see stuff like that, PM me! It's a great help.

Ali, try to refrain from sexuality on the boards. It's in the rules.
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Posted January 17th, 2004
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ya, that story was a little odd! i almost threw up! who would wactch pokemon and hink of those naty things!
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Wish you would have PM'd me about it. Come on people, when you see stuff like that, PM me! It's a great help.

Ali, try to refrain from sexuality on the boards. It's in the rules.
sorry Kairi i wasnt thinkin about PMin you about it, next time ill PM you if anythings up! :classic: *puts on a cape and flies into a wall*
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Wish you would have PM'd me about it. Come on people, when you see stuff like that, PM me! It's a great help.

Ali, try to refrain from sexuality on the boards. It's in the rules.
Sorry. I'll never post in the rumors section again! Promise!
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Posted March 16th, 2005
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How to get the Ruby stone in Pokmon Ruby:
1. Have all legendarys in your roster, including Latios and Groudon.
2. Go to the Winstrate's house in the route above Mauville City.
3. Go to the Winstrate's son, then talk to him.
4. He will say, "Hey! You've got all legendarys? Wow! Well, I've been keeping this rare stone I found in Route 119. You can have it, since you have all legendarys!"
5. It will say, "You recieved the Ruby Stone!"

The Ruby stone will evolve all pokmon, including Jirachi!!
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Posted December 17th, 2004
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Okay, you must read the instructions one by one, and do the step as soon as you read it.

1. turn on your gameboy. start a new game on pokemon silver.
When you are asked the time, say 1.00 a.m.
Make sure it is 4 pm in real life. When asked your name, go to 'new name'
and name yourself 'steve' If your name is Steve, name yourself 'betty'

2. listen to the radio 100 times. DO NOT GO DOWNSTAIRS!!!!
On the 100th time, you will hear the phanphy's cry!
Donphan will come and use rollout on you. Use the radio for self defense.
When you grab the radio, it will turn into a sword. Slay the Donphan.

3. The radio will turn into a Phanphy. use the t.v to smash it's head. In it's deceased head is a pokeball. grab it.

4. Go downstairs. Your mom will say 'the clock is wrong. Let me change it' She will change the clock then she'll notice your pokeball. She'll tell you to show it to Prof.Elm. Go to prof.elm. He'll say his usual stuff, but let you keep your pokeball as your first pokemon.

5. Now you can open your pokeball. It won't work. Talk to prof.elm, heal the ball, talk to prof.elm, then look in the rubbish bin. repeat this process 1000 times.

6. the pokeball will open, and in it will be a voltorb. you can throw it at something by pressing 'B' stand in front of prof.elm and push 'b'
Now you have 5 seconds before the voltorb explodes. Run out. If you managed to escape, the lab will explode behind you, and your rival will bump into you.

7. He won't talk to you. Smash your head against the screen until your head bleeds. now he'll talk. He'll give you a pokeball. The pokeball will contain Mew.
Then the gameboy will explode.

That's right, you did all that for NOTHING!! NNNNOOOTTTHHHIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

How to catch spongebob.

On ruby/sapphire, gameshark to get dive. dive into a puddle after rain. It won't work. dive into the puddle 12 times, then a man will say
'stop that! You're an idiot, you know that? What kind of moron dives into a puddle?' Then he'll take you through the trees, and you can still use your menu at this time. While he is taking you, use your menu and go to 'pokedex' you will see a silhouette of Sponngebob. Then the man will say
'stop looking at your pokedex!' then you will come to a place with water in the middle. dive into the water. You are now in Bikini bottom. You can catch Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr.Krabs, and many other characters.
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Age 32
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Posted January 17th, 2004
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heres one..

The only way you can get the 5th badg s to somehow beat the E4 first!
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Seen December 30th, 2004
Posted December 30th, 2004
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I READ THE LAST SCRIPT I SWEAR!!!(Note: This is extremely perverted and is (c) somebody else. I REPEAT: I did NOT write this and don't claim to.Exept for the End. I wrote that.)
*twitch* Eh... *twitch, twitch* Eh-heh... *falls over in shock* :paranoid: That is one creepy story...but funny! :laugh:

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Posted April 18th, 2004
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How to get Supercalifragilisticicspialidoshish (sp?)

In G/S catch all of the pokemon including Celebi. Now put two male Charizards in the daycare and the old woman will turn into an old man and say "this is our secret...but we think we can trust you" he walks over to the other old man and kisses him.
Then he gives you the EVIL EGG.
Next go to Prof. Elm and give him the EVIL EGG. He will say " Wow this will really help my-" then he drops the egg and starts running around in circles like a maniac.
Everyone in the game exept the daycare men will be doing the same thing. Go and talk to the daycare men and they will say "We have another secret for you! We are aliens and we only came here because we loooove you but now we've gotta go back to our home planet! Don't forget we looooooooove you!" And then they will teleport. Go outside and talk to each of your Charizards. Thay will see the egg and break in half and eat it. Then they do the fusion dance and explode. In thier place will be Supercalifragilistisicspialidoshish. Catch it and you will have the most powerfull pokemon in the WORLD!
And then it will come out of the game and EAT YOU UP!!!
Then it will destroy the world!

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Posted December 17th, 2004
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okay, now that's extremely weird and hilarious.

Oh by the way, that one worked. Look out for that Supercalifragilisticicspialidoshish out to destroy the world now! Rofl!

According to unreliable sources, the 400th episode will be a 3-parter.
Here's a detailed sypnosis for the upcoming episode.
episode 400: writers get bored and resort to absurd humour...
Ash is about to enter the Houenn league, but before he can, Team Rocket comes dressed up in...KIWIFRUIT OUTFITS!!! They sing laxatives, laxatives, laxatives, so Ash'll get angry and throw out his pokemon. He throws them out only to find that the pokemon have been replaced with chibi team rocket kids. The kids beat up Ash, and while he's being beaten up, Team Rocket steals Pikachu. May and Brock fight off the kids. Suddenly Brock spots a pretty girl and goes to go flirt with her. With Brock distracted, the kids overpower May. Meanwhile, Masato has gone to put his internet hacking skills to the test. While Brock however tickles himself in an effort to impress the girl. The girl falls in love with Brock and says she'll get him dinner when
a Pikachu comes out of her mouth. To the stunning powers of pokemon nature, a Pikachu infact comes out of her mouth. She screams and shoves a ton of cranberry sauce up the Pikachu, causing it to explode. This sends a telepathic message to Ash's Pikachu. Suddenly Pikachu becomes...
SUPER PIKACHU!!!!! Super Pikachu sends Team Rocket to his home forest.
Team Rocket decided to stop being bad and became half Pikachu, half rocket.
But Ash is still being beaten up by the little kids. Super Pikachu uses his breath to stink the kids away. But Suddenly a monster attempts to destroy the city of townsville...not to mention Masato has hacked the U.S military computer, making a giant bomb they were going to fire at Iraq instead fires at
Houenn. On top of all that, Brock is about to be filled with cranberry sauce!

What will happen in episode 401, 'Cheaper humour by the dozen!'?!?!!?!??!?
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