The Bar - Social Gathering Page 9

Started by ~*Silent Tattsu*~ May 13th, 2004 10:27 AM
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Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
steak get's stuck in my teeth. i don't like it though, well, it's alright... but don't like red meat all that much. i prefer chicken above all other dead animals...
like, if a generous man asked me, "hey, i'm gonna go kill an animal, i have 3 of each in my back yard, which one do you want to eat?"
i would say to that generous man "kill the chicken!"
ya... unless he had turkey... or maybe dinosaur.

Chairman Kaga

living in the past

Age 35
Male
Kitchen Stadium
Seen March 8th, 2013
Posted January 31st, 2012
12,044 posts
19.2 Years
not joyful at all, just like sprinkles... they get stuck to your teeth and won't leave. *so uncool*
i like my ice cream without sprinkles. (yes you may quote me on that if you really want to)
I've quoted you as you said I could, sir :P

Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
who cares about food? i just got a great idea! let's start a bar fight. i hope this has never been done before! ok! yes!
here is your arsenal gentlemen and ladies:

NEW ITEM!: old timedy ragtime piano + soulfull piano player: 85
barstool: power 20
hard glass bottle of juice (Of all sorts): power 5
shaken can of pepsi: power 4
retro long neck coca-cola bottle: power 6
your friendly bartender: power 23
steaming pot of firewhisky: power 9
whatever the heck dr. fizzpop is: power 0
the chandalear: power 30
warm bottle of butterbeer: power 4
really cold water: power 7
old fassion bottle of milk (with original milk): power 14
tall, unreasonably hot caramel coffee: power 8
glass of wine: power 5
the drunk guy sitting next to you: power 25
fogged mug of beer: power 11
and tombstone tea (whatever that is): power 0
handful of salted peanuts: power 2 each
the bar: power 90
potato chips thrown like ninja stars: power 5 each
chowy chowy manga beans: power 0 each (because i don't know what they are, and am not asking to know, so don't tell me)
wailord: power 200
grenade-like pumpkin pasties: power 4 each
individualy wrapped pepermints: power mintyfreshness (no effect on enemies)
super secret weapon: the bartender's magical handlebar mustache: power 10,000

o boy this'll be fun... *looks around for excuse to start bar fight*
"what did you just say, ^^NICK^^v.3.0?! did you just call me a chicken?! ohhh.... you done it now boy... and what's this about dark turkey?! are you a freakin' racist slime or some garbage like that?! oh boy... you're asking for it!"
*grabs handfull of peanuts off the counter throws them in ^^NICK^^v.3.0's face. grabs Chairman Kaga's barstool and hits ^^NICK^^v.3.0 on the back!*

score= peanuts 12, barstool 20, total= 32

and that's how it works, whoever receivs the most damage wins! i'll keep track. *dodges a bottle of coke*
Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
*veryholycrap!*
"what the? what are you doing here?" asks ryan to a stranger that enters the bar.
"i just realized that i'm unworthy of my red ranger powers because i can't act." says the dino thunder red ranger.
"too true you can't, so what are you doing here? gonna drink your problems away?" says ryan.
"no, i've come to give you my ranger powers." says connor (for that is his name)
"too right you are! DINO THUNDER, POWER UP!" says ryan.
*weeee i'm the red ranger!*
*grabs a passing wailord and thwacks chairman kaga in the stomach* 200 damage!


total damage: rsgh5: 30, ^^NICK^^v.3.0: 32, chairman kaga: 200
*what fun*
"who's next!?!"
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*pushes the drunk guy sitting next to me on top of ^^Nick^^v.30*
*drops a bottle of unreasonably hot carmal coffe on rsgh5's lap*
Total: rsgh5:38 ^^NICK^^v.30:57 Chairman Kaga:200 Jscn12:ZERO!

who's man enough to take on me?!?!!?
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
"if you drop that hot coffee on the lap of a power ranger, you have a death wish!" says the eerie voice of the narrator.
"super DINO MODE!" says I
"i'm gonna die!" says the whole of the bar as one.
*lifts the bar out of the ground*
"arrgh!!! hughhhhhH!" groans I
i pull a muscle in my back and the bar lands on top of me and jscn12... score 90 points for rsgh5 and jscn12!
Total: rsgh5:128
^^NICK^^v.3.0: 57
Chairman Kaga:200
Jscn12: 90
Age 35
North Cal
Seen June 2nd, 2004
Posted June 2nd, 2004
24 posts
19 Years
crazydwarf jumps in and trys to figure out who to hit... in his confusion he gets destracted by the individualy wrapped pepermints and starts to eat them. They run out and crazydwarf just sits there looking dejected.
Friends with: ryan (rsgh5) and john (darn you I don't know your stupid 5 letter sn)

AIM: crazydwarf12 if I am on it means I don't have anything better to do so talk to me if you want...
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*jscn12 stands up, laughing*
"Is that it little sissy man!?!" says him
*throws a little pumpkin pastry grenade in the air, rsgh5 and all others look up, breaks old fashion milk bottles on their head, pumpkin grenade hits rsgh5 in the dome, knocking him unconcious and removing his power ranger abilitys temporarilly*
Total: Rsgh5 136, ^^Nick^^v.30 71, Chairman Kaga 214, Jscn12 90, crazydwarf dejected...(poor emo dustin...)
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
*blinks*
"ohh.... my head hurts...
why is everything in purple and green?
and where's my morpher?"
*looks up and sees jscn12 make fun of crazydwarf12"
*get's mad*
*goes super saiyan*
*turns blonde*
*IQ drops 30 points*
*picks nose*
*sits down to enjoy mint with crazydwarf12 as blonde brothers*
*as a second though, hits jscn12 with tombstone tea*
Total:
rsgh5 136
^^Nick^^v.30 71
Chairman Kaga 214
Jscn12 90
Age 35
North Cal
Seen June 2nd, 2004
Posted June 2nd, 2004
24 posts
19 Years
crazydwarf and rsgh5 finish the mints
crazydwarf stares in horror at the empty mint... it looks like he might explode. He gets so angry he turns into ken (from street fighter) and busts out a gigantic upercut on all, and demands more mints.
Friends with: ryan (rsgh5) and john (darn you I don't know your stupid 5 letter sn)

AIM: crazydwarf12 if I am on it means I don't have anything better to do so talk to me if you want...
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*jscn12 upset becuase he wanted to be ken, and sits down to drink a dr. fizpop, cries and becomes an emo kid*
"whats wrong?" asks soulful piano player
*cries and points to rsgh5 and crazydwarf*
"o, well see about him..." *shakes fist at them and throws paino at them, bounces off rsgh5's hair, rsgh5 unfazed*
*jscn12 realizes he can never win, and cries more...then punk kids make fun of him for being emo...throws his horn-rimmed glasses at them, leaves bar upset and in need of new glasses*
Total unchanged
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
"nobody's hurting eachother in reasonable manors..." says the eerie voice of the narrator, "you need to play by the rules... tut tut... RAIN POTATO CHIPS!"
*patato chips rain heavy through the windows*
*all struggle to shut them tight, but the efforts are fruitless*
*totaly ravaged by potato chips*
*the dust clears, and the damage done is as follows*
Total:
rsgh5 100 (rsgh5 has ranger powers that abosorb grease and turn it into health, but is now losing and crying)
^^Nick^^v.30 250
Chairman Kaga 250
Jscn12 250
crazydwarf12 250
Male
フエンタウン
Seen April 19th, 2012
Posted June 20th, 2010
406 posts
19 Years
*door flys open knocking out Nick...sorry nick...the silouette of a lone man stands in the doorway...two words are uttered* "TWIX, DEW" *dramatic entrance scene ends* *sees the carnage laid out before him and realizes he isnt getting his twix and dew, grabs nicks comatose body and flings it at rsgh5*

(o and kudos to jscn12 for just mentioning the band Sparta! WOO SPARTA!!)
I need the sun...


| cUrrenly LisTening To |

as of 12/11/2011...
Benny Benassi
Japandroids
Stars
Rip Slyme
Coaltar of the Deepers

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Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*door flys open knocking out Nick...sorry nick...the silouette of a lone man stands in the doorway...two words are uttered* "TWIX, DEW" *dramatic entrance scene ends* *sees the carnage laid out before him and realizes he isnt getting his twix and dew, grabs nicks comatose body and flings it at rsgh5*

(o and kudos to jscn12 for just mentioning the band Sparta! WOO SPARTA!!)
Yea! I don't know any other Sparta fans. I just heard a new song of their new CD, its awesome! Can't wait till July.

*slinks over to PGN, grabs a can of Dew...slinks off*
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*Emo kid blares "mainstream" music. Ryan criches in pain...*
"its almost as bad as Dustin's punk..." says ryan
*Turns up volume...*
*Ryan passes out*
*drops bar stool on ryan*
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 34
Seen October 15th, 2012
Posted March 11th, 2010
2,774 posts
19.1 Years
i ran out of my sister's room today because she turned on the radio... it was horrible. some guy whining about god knows what...
anyway...
*wakes up and hugs barstool*
"hey baby, how're you doin'?"
"wait?! you're a stool!?" *cries*
"i've been mislead!"
"i'll get jscn12 for this!"
*get's jscn12 for that*
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*got by rsgh5*
*sits in corner and plans retaliation*
...
*drinks coke*
...
*poor really cold water on dustin*
ha!
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.
Age 35
Northern California
Seen October 11th, 2005
Posted June 3rd, 2004
132 posts
19.1 Years
*realizes english teacher is terrible, sprays a shaken can of pepsi in her face and on her precious poetry book*
*kicks ryan in the shins for being a perfectionist*
Sparta - Cut Your Ribbon
www.spartamusic.com
Cursive - Art Is Hard
www.cursivearmy.com


Thanks Castrainer!
Member Of The Grass Club.
Memeber of the Power Rangers Club.