All of my requests need to be legit. If I find out later that anything given to me is hacked, I will report you to any authority I can get a hold of.
I'm looking for:
a shiny Adamant Beldum, Metang, or Metagross,
a shiny Modest Abra, Kadabra, or Alakazam,
a shiny Timid Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar,
a shiny Modest Porygon, Porygon2, or Porygon-Z,
a shiny Modest Togepi, Togetic, or Togekiss,
a shiny Adamant Magikarp or Gyarados,
a shiny Adamant or Jolly Meditite or Medicham,
a shiny Adamant or Jolly Elekid, Electabuzz, or Electivire,
a shiny Adamant Gible, Gabite, or Garchomp. (Must know Outrage.)
and if that wasn't enough of a hefty order, I would like whatever is traded to me to be renamed to the Japanese name of its final form, in proper caps. All of my battle team uses properly-typed Japanese names, so if anything I get isn't, I can't make use of it. ie BELDUM would be renamed to Metagross, ABRA becomes Foodin, GASTLY becomes Gangar, PORYGON becomes PorygonZ, TOGEPI becomes Togekiss, MEDITITE becomes Charem, MAGIKARP becomes Gyarados, ELEKID becomes Elekible, and GIBLE becomes Gablias. As for EVs, if it's already EV trained, that's fine, but if not I can EV train it myself. If it hasn't been properly EV trained, make sure it isn't lv100 so I can train it myself.
In return, I can offer a legitimate hatchling of any non-legendary in existence, as well as a legit Phione. I can also offer any item or TM in existence attached to whatever is to be traded. I am even willing to breed competitive Pokemon to trade in return, though I won't bother with any IV breeding.
So, who can fulfill this request? :D
[agelimit]competent competitors[/agelimit]
Ichida, the Zealous Blue Partizan
Pearl Battle Record: 105-26
Battle Style: 6v6 Lv100 Singles, No Hacks, Ubers or Legendaries

To gamingly entertain the crap out of you. Yes, I said 'gamingly.'