The 'Stupidest Pokemon Ever' Thread.

Started by Angelix July 13th, 2007 4:42 PM
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Post your thoughts and opinions about which Pokemon you think is the most retarded and why.

Me: Porygon Z. I mean, seriously, it looks like some neglected little 3D object with blue tips on it. As if Porygon2 didn't look retarded enough D:
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I don't really think any of them look bad.
This is kinda lame picking on a character.
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Porygon-Z is one of the best non-legendary Pokemon, and I like that glitchy way it looks.

Most retarded Pokemon? That's a toughie. First one that came to mind is the D/P female Wobbuffet. That thing's ugly enough, but the female one has LIPSTICK. EW. Plus it's so weak that all it does is counter enemy moves. It's a freaking mirror, and it has no strength of its own.
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The cries of that new poision guy, and of Dialga.
One sounds like 3 monkeys screeching, and the other sounds like its killing a cat.
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I've always really disliked Raticate... and Zubats are the most annoying things ever, even if Crobat isn't all THAT bad later on.

I also can't stand looking at Happiny/Chansey/Blissey. I will never use either of them, cause I can't stand how dumb they look. I always wanna put the beats to them using Fissure or Sheer Cold.
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Bidoof, I'd say. Zigzagoon was 100x better than that idiot. :bandit:

Even if someone came at me with a lv. 100 Bidoof, I could likely KO him with my freaking lv. 30 Lucario. XP

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Palkia.
No, just kidding! ^_^;

Magmotar, and some other pokemon may look weird, but who am I to judge them, "retarded"? =(




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OK, no one said Chatot? To me, Chatot is the most retarded Pokemon in all of existence.

Also, I hate Psyduck. When I'm ev training sp defense, and looking for tentacruel and tentacool, a Psyduck always has to pop up. Also, it's just plain annoying.

Then last, Ponyta. Why are Ponytas so common on a route where it's friggin' raining? The world may never know...
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Ugh, do you really have to use the word "retarded?" I mean, that's sort of offensive. Not to me, but, that word just isn't in my vocabulary.

Anyway, I'd say Bidoof as well.
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Exeggutor. Wtf a palm tree pokemon? And all of its heads look stupid
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Okay guys, let's not use the word "retarded", and use the word "stupid" or something. I know "retarded" has a couple of other meanings, but remember the core meaning is not something to throw around freely, because it is inappropriate.

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Oh wow... where to start? There are a few for me.

I'll say Bibarel. It gives the same blank stare as Slowpoke and serves it with a smile, also like Slowpoke. Its really the buck teeth in combo with the blank stare that takes the cake. I assume Bidoof would be among this list too but strangely I like it. I guess thats because of its goofy cry. Similar to Bibarel but not exactly.

Zubat... wins the award for most annoying purple "bat" with wings. Earns a shot at redemption because they are capable of being Crobats.

I agree. Nosepass didn't need an evolution. Its already not much of a looker as it is...

Unown... What better way to learn my ABC's all over again.

Cherrum without Sunny Day transformation. Looks very much like a late 50s to 60s hairstyle that gets no appreciation.

I'm just gonna stop now...

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I been playing POkemon awhile now, and the pokemon in RSE, were some of the worst pokemon to join the fold. They were almost ALL alien like. Luvdisc... WHY!? Filler or what? lol Nosepass... yeah hands down the dumbest pokemon i've ever seen. I can't comment on DP yet. But I will later. lol
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i would vote bidoof, but i want to be original so i will go with metapod. i mean, i get the purpose, it's a cucoon for a butterfly, but seriously, in the wild they can only use harden, and they look totally stupid
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Fearows... Chickens on roids.

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I been playing POkemon awhile now, and the pokemon in RSE, were some of the worst pokemon to join the fold. They were almost ALL alien like. Luvdisc... WHY!? Filler or what? lol Nosepass... yeah hands down the dumbest pokemon i've ever seen. I can't comment on DP yet. But I will later. lol

Yah my firend and I agreed on that. We decided to count the pokemon from each generation we hated. Here's the # we got:

1st gen: 12
2nd: 16
3rd: 32
4th: 24

Yah the 3rd gen had some really cool pokemon, and then, most of the worst.
Ash releases strong pokemon and Paul releases weak pokemon.Ash=stupid,Paul=smart.
Congratulations! Your Super Smash Bros. Melee has evolved into Super Smash Bros. Brawl!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl wants to learn the character Lucario.
However, Super Smash Bros. Brawl already knows four pokemon characters.
Should a character be deleted and replaced with Lucario?
Which character should be forgotten?
1,2, and... ... ... Poof!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl forgot Mewtwo.
And...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl learned Lucario!

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The stupidest Pokémon ever: Chansey. It's a pain to find it (or it was at least), it's a pain to catch it, and it's rubbish when attacking and with physical defense. Of course Blissey is a good Pokémon when trained correctly (and I will even have one in my team) but I can't deny my hatred for Chansey. I hate Happiny because of it now, too.

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I'll say Bibarel. It gives the same blank stare as Slowpoke and serves it with a smile, also like Slowpoke. Its really the buck teeth in combo with the blank stare that takes the cake. I assume Bidoof would be among this list too but strangely I like it. I guess thats because of its goofy cry. Similar to Bibarel but not exactly.
I just wanna say that Bibarel may be stupid looking but It cal learn almost all the HMs, making it an HM slave. That thing saved me in some caves.

Right now I'd say Ponyta. It looks strong in the wild with it's stomp, but once you battle with it, you find out that it cant take a hit for it's life.
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