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Chapter 4: Bidoof Boy! Part Two
I had no idea what Taze was thinking when he told that stupid redhead, her two blond bimbo followers, and their army of brats that we’d help them find their precious Bidoof Boy.
What was he thinking? We’d only been gone for a few hours, and already his mind was being corrupted.
I had quickly come to the conclusion that Lucas was at the bottom of all of this. That surely had to be it. There was no other explanation.
That evil, conniving know-it-all was turning Taze against me. Normally, Taze wouldn’t even speak a word to an older, big-boobied chick like that redhead, let alone help her. Lucas was slowly yet surely corrupting Taze’s pure, innocent mind.
And it was up to me to protect Taze, to destroy anything that tried to get in the way of our friendship.
So, the only option left was to annihilate Lucas. Yes. He had to go down. He had already turned Taze against me, and I could tell things were only going to get worse as time went on.
Ashes and I lagged behind the giant group as we continued down the dirt road. I glared at the back of Taze’s head. He was surrounded by about four little kids, who were standing on their tiptoes, patting Pokey on the head as they walked.
Lucas had a blonde twin on either side of him, laughing very obnoxiously at every little thing he said, even if it wasn’t even funny.
And the redhead was leading the group with her Luxio. All of the little kids were chasing Piplup around, acting like savage sugar-high monkeys.
“Okay, we have to take Lucas down,” I told Ashes in a hushed voice, even though there wasn’t a chance anybody would be able to hear me, since the kids were screaming their fat heads off.
“::What do you mean by ‘take him down?’::”
“I mean, teach him a lesson. He doesn’t have the right to take over Taze’s mind and turn him against me…” I snagged a knot out of my black hair, and folded my arms across my chest.
“:

o, does that mean kill him?::” Ashes grinned widely, rubbing his hands together wickedly.
“No. Ashes, as much as I’d like to, ya can’t just run around killing people!”
“::Hey, don’t have a Miltank! I was just kidding! So what do we do, then?::”
“Well…”
Ashes blinked. “::Yeah? Yeah? It better be something REALLY GOOD!::”
“We can’t just be mean to him, ‘cause he’s pretty good at dishing out annoying insults. I think we should just make them feel guilty about doing what they’ve done. Let’s ignore them, and maybe even run off. They’ll wonder where we are and then they’ll feel really bad, and when they find us we’ll pretend we’re sad!”
Ashes gave me a weird look. “::If you say so…::”
“HEY! Don’t question my plan. It’ll work, trust me.” I nodded, and then picked up the pace a little. The huge group was getting further and further away, and to be honest, I was surprised nobody had noticed I was so far behind.
We walked for what seemed like hours, keeping a lookout in the tall grass on the side of the road, though nobody went into it in fear of getting attacked by the Bidoof Boy.
What, were they crazy? There was no such thing as a kid with an army of Bidoof. Maybe he was missing, but he certainly wasn’t living in the wild with them like some sort of Tarzan.
Soon enough, the sun was beginning to set, and the group set up camp beneath a large oak tree in a clearing on the side of the road.
Ashes and I followed reluctantly and sat down on a log near a fire pit. Lucas and the two blonde twins were heaving in branches and any sort of wood they could find.
All of the kids were playing tag in an open area under the trees, and Kimmy and her Luxio were supervising the game, making sure none of them did anything stupid.
Taze was nowhere to be found. I was going to ask where he was, but then remembered that I wasn’t supposed to care.
I glared at the fire pit as Lucas was rearranging the wood in preparation to start the fire.
I returned Ashes to his Pokeball before Lucas could ask me to use him to start the fire and went off into the woods behind where the kids were playing.
I scratched my head underneath my white beanie. I really needed a shower. How long were we going to be wasting time out here? We were supposed to be in Jubilife City by now…
True, there was nothing there worth seeing, but it was one step closer to Oreburgh City, where I knew for sure there was a Gym. I didn’t know about Lucas or Taze, but I wanted to take the Gym challenge… and maybe compete in the Sinnoh League.
I didn’t know where I was going, but I found a giant rock in between a couple of trees. I sat down on top of it, looking down at my dangling feet.
A Starly flew by and landed on the ground a few yards away, pecking at the base of a tree for any sign of food.
I sighed. Nobody had taken notice of me. Nobody had said a word to me since the brat pack showed up.
Well, a little girl did ask me if I would go with her to find a port-o-potty (the answer was no), but that didn’t count.
Maybe I was doing something wrong? They were supposed to NOTICE when I was pissed off, not ignore me even more!
I took off my beanie and stuffed it into by yellow bag, then scratched my head furiously. I was sweaty, and my hair felt nasty, and I wanted to sleep in a nice warm bed, not in a sleeping bag on the lumpy dirt some Pokemon had probably pooped in before.
Just when I was about to get up and walk around some more, a Pokemon I hadn’t seen yet scampered out in front of me, sniffing the ground.
Its body was half-blue, half black, and it had a pair of huge ears, which were, if it was even possible, bigger than Ashes’s.
“Whee!” I squealed, bringing out my Pokedex, and scanned it at once. The machine said it was a Shinx.
I smiled wickedly and released Ashes. The Chimchar rubbed his eyes, looking around.
“::Wah? I was just sleeping! What’re we doing, what’re we doing?!::”
“We’re going to capture that Shinx, that’s what,” I told him, pointing a finger at the Shinx, which had just bounded behind a tree. “GO GET IT! Ember!”
“::Mmm… noob meat…::” Ashes scampered off behind the tree to find the Shinx, which, moments later, came running out followed by a stream of fireballs.
“Ember again!”
Ashes inhaled, firing off another Ember, which hit the Shinx square in the face. Its fur started to spark, and for the first time in the battle, it got into a fighting position, and then shot a jolt of electricity at Ashes, who had been bounding toward it. Ashes fell to the ground, stopped dead in his tracks.
“One more Ember, and then we’ll try to catch it,” I told him, and he nodded, sending off several more fireballs, which streaked through the air like bullets, pelting Shinx in the side.
“Shiii,” it panted, glaring at Ashes, who was dancing around.
I took out a Pokeball, enlarged it, and threw it at the Shinx. The ball opened and sucked it up in a flash of red light, then dropped to the ground and started to shake.
It shook three times, and I was about to jump up and celebrate when it burst open and the Shinx jumped out, running away as fast as it could.
“GRAAAAAH!” I wailed, sprinting after it. “Ashes, make sure it doesn’t get away!”
“::Right, sorry, I’m GOING!::” Ashes took off, shooting Ember at the Shinx, who was starting to slow down, panting even more.
It turned around to face us, and I grabbed another Pokeball and threw it.
“We’ll capture it this time,” I told Ashes, grinning as Shinx was engulfed in red light and sucked into the ball.
It shook one, two times, and then it burst open again and Shinx ran off once more.
“YOU’VE GOT TO BE JOKING ME!” I screamed, dashing after it with Ashes. “That’s impossible! Come back here you little devil!”
Ashes and I ran through the woods, looking everywhere, but there was no sign of the Shinx.
“Crap,” I swore, hitting my hand against my forehead and letting it slide down. “It got away…”
“::Hey, LOOK!::” Ashes shouted, pointing to the right, and he ran off in that direction.
“Wha?” I followed, wondering if it could be the Shinx…
But, much to my dismay, it wasn’t. Standing there, inspecting a Pokeball, stood Taze and Pokey. Taze was cleaning the Pokeball with his shirt, and Pokey was doing a little victory dance.
I froze, my jaw dropped. Had they caught the Shinx…?
Taze looked up, smiling. “Oh, hey Dawn… Pokey and I just caught a Shinx!” He held out the Pokeball, beaming.
“WHAT. IN. Hell?!” My jaw dropped as I stared at the Pokeball he was holding. “You CAUGHT IT?!”
Ashes sighed. “::Here we go…::”
“Err… yeah, we were just walking and then we saw a tired-looking Shinx run right in front of us, and so I captured it—“
“YOU WHAT?!”
“::Taylor, I think we should… er, run.::”
Taze sweatdropped, backing way from me, and finally he broke out into a run as I chased him.
“I weakened that Shinx! It should be MINE! You moron, I can’t believe you CAUGHT IT!”
Pokey screamed, jumping on top of his trainer’s head as I stormed after them, holding my yellow bag in case I got near enough to use it to hit them.
“:

he has a weapon! I repeat, she has a weapon!::” Ashes called, trailing after me, Taze, and Pokey.
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“Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya…”
The large group was circled around the giant campfire, which Lucas had been forced to start by hand, since Dawn and Ashes had been nowhere to be found…
The kids were roasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories. Kimmy was playing her ukulele and leading the song, Lucas was talking to the twins, and Taze and Pokey were stuffing themselves with smores.
Dawn, on the other hand, was grumbling to herself as she sat alone on a log behind a group of screaming kids.
“Ooh, your Piplup is SO cute! Do you have any other Pokemon?” Lisa, one of the blonde-haired twins asked, winking at Lucas, who chuckled.
“Oh, I’ve got a Starly… that’s all though. I kind of just started out, y’know…”
Haley gasped in awe. “You just started out? Well that doesn’t matter, you’re still a tough, brave trainer, aren’t you?”
“Yeah,” Lisa said, “I’d never even dream of going out and being a Pokemon trainer… isn’t it scary?”
“Err, well, I don’t exactly know…” Lucas shrugged, then stood up to go roast a marshmallow.
Lisa and Haley watched him go over to Kimmy, pluck a marshmallow out, and stab it onto a long tree branch.
“Great job, you just freaked him out! Now he’s run away!” Haley smacked her sister over the head.
“ME?! You were the one who was stroking his arm!”
“WHY I OUGHTA!!”
“EEP! LET—GO—OFMYHAIR!”
A little blonde girl, the same one who had asked Dawn if she would go find a port-o-potty with her, was waving a flaming marshmallow around on the end of a stick, and it flew off and landed right in Dawn’s lap.
“AHHHHH!” Dawn screamed, standing up, batting the flaming marshmallow off of her skirt, and shot a glare at the little girl. If Dawn’s looks could kill, the little girl would be dead twice over.
“I’m sorry, scary lady, I’m really sorry!” The girl shouted, and her friends all ran away, afraid that Dawn would attack them all.
“I’ve had enough,” Dawn growled as she stomped off into the dark woods. “These stupid kids have gone too far!”
She brought her bag and Ashes’s pokeball with her, and once she felt she was far enough away from the camp, she sat down in the dirt and looked up into the few patches of the dark blue sky that were still visible through the treetops.
It had only been the first day, and already her journey was a disaster. Lucas and Taze were paying her no attention, the stupid little kids were trying to set her clothes on fire, and Taze stole the Shinx she was going to catch…
Dawn sat up and rummaged around in her yellow bag, bringing out a deck of old cards. She started to shuffle them, over and over again, until her thumbs became sore.
Frrrrrrip. Frrrrrip.
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
Again, again, again.
It was something she did whenever she needed to cool off. Like whenever her mom grounded her, or she got a bad mark on a test, or her dad came home…
“Hey!”
Dawn looked behind her shoulder. It was Lucas. She turned back around, pretending she hadn’t seen him.
He sat down beside her, flicking a drop of melted marshmallow off of his jeans. “What are you doing out here by yourself?”
Dawn grunted. “Why do you care?”
She shuffled the cards a few more times before Lucas spoke again.
“Err… Just wondering. I saw you come out here after those kids threw the flaming marshmallow on you, and I could tell you were pretty pissed—“
“No, really? You’re so smart,” Dawn rolled her eyes, shuffling her cards violently.
Lucas raised an eyebrow. “What’s gotten into YOU? Oh, wait, you’ve been like this from the start. Crazy, mean, and selfish.”
Dawn clenched her fist. “Why do you have to be such a jerk?”
With a smirk, Lucas said, “Don’t take it personally. It’s just how I am.”
Dawn shot him an angry look.
“Alright, sorry, sorry. But really, why are you so ticked?”
The girl snorted. “Like I’d tell you… You probably don’t even care. You’re just trying to be the good guy, the guy who everyone is friends with, the one who always does everything right. But you’re not, so stop trying.”
Anger coated every word she spoke, sparking off of every spiteful syllable that she spat from her mouth.
Lucas, taken aback, turned away from her, looking into the dark woods.
“So that’s what you think it is…”
Dawn flinched, looking over at him. She hadn’t expected him to say anything after that. He was supposed to go away!
“What…?”
“Never mind… why do you keep shuffling those cards?”
“Hey. You’re changing the subject.”
“You wouldn’t want to know, anyway. It’s nothing. Why do you keep shuffling the cards?” he asked again, pointing at the old deck she held.
Dawn, completely forgetting that she was supposed to be ignoring Lucas, merely shrugged.
“It helps me forget…” she whispered, shuffling the cards slowly.
“Forget what?”
Dawn snapped back to reality, clutching the deck tightly. “None of your business. What, do you expect me to just spill out my whole life story?”
Lucas grinned. “Well, sort of. We’re traveling together now, so it wouldn’t hurt to know something about the crazy girl who I’m going to be spending a lot of time with.”
“Don’t take it personally…” she started mockingly, “but I hardly know you. So it wouldn’t make much sense to tell you, would it?”
“Um… I guess not.” Lucas fell onto his back, looking up at the sky. “Well, anyway… We haven’t found any sign of that missing boy, so in the morning I think we should get going into Jubilife City… I mean, I’m kind of guilty for not being able to help them more, but there’s not much we can do, is there?”
“Good, you’re starting to come to your senses. All we’ve done is waste time looking for that ‘Bidoof Boy.’ We could have been in Jubilife by now…” Dawn tied a rubber band around her cards, then stuffed them into her bag.
“Why do you detest helping people? You’ve been a stick in the mud the whole day, you haven’t talked to anyone, or even made an attempt to be a nice person. Sorry, it just confuses me.” Lucas frowned slightly.
Dawn stood up abruptly. “I think you will be the cause of my death someday, Lucas, so I’m just going to get away now before you kill me early. I’m going to set up a sleeping bag away from all the idiocy and go to sleep right now. Even though I know you don’t care, just thought I’d let you know. Since you’re the supposed ‘leader’ of the three of us, of this journey.”
She slumped off into a dark part of the woods, leaving Lucas alone.
He was a stupid jerk; trying to be nice… he wasn’t though. Why couldn’t he leave her alone?
Dawn was just about to pull out her flashlight when she heard a scream.
“AHHHHHH! IT’S THE BIDOOF BOY! RUN!!!!!!”
She looked up to see all of the people around the campfire scatter at once, diving behind trees and shrieking with terror.
Several Bidoof were entering the camp, scaring off the kids and gnawing on the smores they had left behind.
A violent wind blew past, ruffling the trees, sending leaves and broken branches through the air. Dawn shielded her face with her arms and cautiously crept closer to the camp, where tons of Bidoof were scattered, looking through bags and eating their food.
A Youngster emerged from the Bidoof army, entering the camp. He stopped in front of the fire and looked down into it, his arms crossed over his chest. His blue hat was dirty and had holes in it, and his clothes looked like rags.
“The Bidoof Boy…” Dawn suddenly recalled the picture Kimmy had shown them earlier. It was the same kid.
Suddenly, Lucas run past with his Piplup, looking like they were about to run into the midst of battle, which was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
“Lucas!” Dawn called, waving him over to hide behind a large rock with her. He saw her and jogged over, crouching next to her.
“What’s going on? Where did all this wind come from?”
“Bidoof Boy’s going on. And I don’t know. But what’re we going to do?”
Lucas bit his lip. “I don’t know… The Bidoof look… possessed. If we go near the kid, they’ll be sure to attack. There are at least thirty of them. To fight would be suicide…”
“D’you know where Taze is?”
“Taze? I haven’t seen him…”
“Well, maybe we could distract the Bidoof with our Pokemon. It’d be risky, but we could lure them out of the way and then rescue the kid…”
“That’s ridiculous—“
“HEY! How dare you!!” Dawn was about to smack him over the head when they heard a shout.
“MATT!!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, Kimmy jumped out of a nearby bush, throwing her arms out, running toward the boy. Tears were steaming down her face as she neared him.
“Is she CRAZY?!” Dawn gawked at her.
“Matt, please come home! We’ve been worried sick! Why are you out here, what are you thinking?! Stop all this nonsense and—“
Kimmy stopped, noticing all of the Bidoof circling around her, barring their teeth. The redhead looked back at Matt, tears welling up in her eyes.
The boy just stared at her, his face expressionless.
“Don’t you know who I am? It’s me, Kimmy! Your sister…”
Dawn looked at Lucas. “She’s his sister?!”
“Hm. I didn’t know that either…”
“Well what are we going to do? We can’t let the Bidoof EAT her! We need to stand up! Do something about this!” Dawn rose, grabbing Ashes’s Pokeball from her belt and enlarging it. “Let’s kick some Bidoof butt.”
“You do know that we’ll probably get killed, right?” Lucas sweatdropped, releasing his Starly from her ball.
“Yes, I know.” Dawn looked down at Piplup, Ashes and Starly. “Okay, guys. Just run around like headless chickens and maybe it will confuse the Bidoof. Whatever you do, don’t fight! And don’t let them attack you! Now go!”
“::RAHHH! PHEAR ME!::” Ashes screamed, running out into the middle of the camp, thumping on his chest with his fists. “::ME ASHES. ME ANGRY!::”
“::Ahhhh! Don’t you DARE touch me, you dirty, mangy, ugly, buck-toothed freaks!::” Piplup ran like no tomorrow, flailing her wings around as a group of Bidoof started to chase her.
“::Hey, weirdoes! Come and get me! Bwee-hee-HEE!::” Starly landed on the ground, waited until the Bidoof started to run toward her, and then flew up into the air again, landing behind the confused Pokemon.
“Now where the heck is Taze…” Dawn ran across the camp, looking behind bushes. She saw groups of scared kids hiding, but no sign of Taze.
“::HIIIIE-YAH! I have no idea what that means, but oh well! Prepare to.. uh, meet your doom!::”
Dawn saw Pokey and Taze’s Shinx stream into the midst of craziness, dashing around with the others as the Bidoof chased them.
“::I hope I don’t have to fight…::” Shinx said, carefully jumping over a group of Bidoof, who were right on Ashes’s tail. “::Violence solves nothing…::”
“::Oh shut up, ya carebear! We’re not fighting anyway, just making them go crazy! Now c’mon!::” Ashes yelled, grabbing Shinx’s tail and pulling her along.
Lucas was with Kimmy, who was trying to get her brother Matt to cooperate, but the boy just stood there like a mindless robot. It was as if he couldn’t even see Kimmy.
Lucas noticed that Matt’s eyes were exactly like the Bidoof’s, dark and angry. No pupils could be seen, and though it was difficult to tell in the darkness, what should have been the whites of his eyes looked black.
The wind was still howling, and it was still freezing, and Dawn could still find no sign of Taze… he had sent his Pokemon out, but he wasn’t here…
A dark, flowing figure stood before Taze, who was sprawled on the ground, crawling backwards as fast as he could. He didn’t know where he was… everything was dark around him; it was like he wasn’t even on earth anymore. It was deathly silent, as if time had frozen and everything had gone black.
The ghost in front of him drew closer. Taze had no idea what it was, or where it had come from… its long, claw-like fingers reached out at the young boy, just inches from his face.
Taze looked into the piercing blue eyes of the ghost, or whatever it was…
“
Foolish humans… they’re all so weak." The ghost withdrew his hand and appeared to be retreating back into the darkness.
“W-what… what are you? And how are you talking to me? Are you a Pokemon?”
“
Indeed. Tell me, human, what is your most desperate desire?”
Taze blinked his large green eyes. “My most… what? Why do you want to know?”
“
You are an interesting human. Interesting, but weak. By merely looking at you, I can tell that you are an insecure boy with a longing for a true, whole family… you have a protective side, though you do not often show it, and you try to mask your true self and strive to be brave and responsible…”
Taze gulped, backing further away from the wispy shadow. A flowing white substance covered most of its face, and its expression was unreadable.
“
I shall keep an eye on you… the other boy is no longer needed.”
The figure vanished, and the blackness faded. Taze was back on the ground of the forest, his heart hammering in his head. His face was in the dirt…
He sat up, wiping the mud off of his nose as he panted. What had just happened? What WAS that thing? A pokemon?
Whatever it was… it didn’t look nice.
He stood up, staggering back toward the camp, where kids were still screaming…
He didn’t even remember how he had gotten that deep in the forest. The last thing he remembered was seeing the Bidoof come into the camp… and releasing Pokey and Shinx…
“Taze?!”
He looked around and saw Dawn standing there, her hands on her hips.
“Where the heck have you been?!”
“I…” Taze trailed off, finding himself unable to speak… he was too shaken up from the unexplainable event that had just happened.
“Hurry up, the Bidoof Boy is here!” Dawn grabbed his arm and led him back toward the camp. “I’ve been looking all over for you… what have you been doing?”
“Oh… I had to pee,” he lied, still in a daze.
“Well come on, there’s tons of Bidoof, and all the kids are scared, and—“
Dawn halted as they reached the camp, scanning the scene with awe.
“What… happened?”
The Bidoof were all scampering off. The kids had come out from behind their bushes and were standing in a circle around Kimmy, who was hugging her brother.
Dawn and Taze stepped over empty marshmallow bags over to Lucas.
“Where have you two been?” Lucas asked. “Something weird happened… all of a sudden the wind stopped, and the Bidoof ran away, and Matt went back to normal.”
Matt blinked his eyes, looking up at his sister confusedly.
“Where am I?” he asked as he sat up. He looked down at his ragged, dirty clothes and gasped.
“You’ve been missing for two weeks… we’ve been looking for you. You had this huge army of Bidoof… it was like you could control them,” Kimmy said.
Matt furrowed his brow. “I don’t remember anything…”
“Come on, let’s get you home. Everyone will be so happy to know you’re back!” Kimmy helped him up, and all of the kids ran toward him, hugging him and squealing excitedly.
Kimmy turned to Lucas, Dawn, Taze, and the Pokemon. “Thanks so much for all your help.”
Lucas chuckled. “We didn’t really do anything…”
“::What?! We sure DID! Those Bidoof were CRAZY!::” Starly shouted angrily. “::I better get a big breakfast in the morning…”
“Anyway… it’s dark, but we’re only about fifteen minutes away from the city. We should get back as soon as possible!” Kimmy smiled, nodding at the twins, who rounded all the kids up and started to pick up their things.
Once everyone had gotten their things, it was time to part ways.
“Bye, Lucas,” Haley and Lisa said through sobs. “When you become a famous trainer, look back and remember the great times you spent with us… WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!”
“Err… yeah, okay…” Lucas sweatdropped.
“Bye, Taze, Lucas… and… er, Dawn. Right?” Kimmy held out her hand for the three of them to shake.
Dawn growled, shaking the redhead’s hand quickly.
“Thanks so much for deciding to help. We would have been Bidoof dinner if it weren’t for your Pokemon.” Kimmy patted Piplup on the head.
“No problem!” Lucas grinned.
“Yeah… glad you found Matt.”
“…Uh, bye.” Dawn glared as the group, guided by Kimmy’s Luxio and a couple of flashlights, went down the dark path toward Jubilife.
Dawn sighed. “I HATE kids…”
“Aww, you know you were warming up to them all at the end. You were really eager to help when the Bidoof army came.” Lucas smirked, and Dawn flushed.
“I WAS NOT!”
“Were too!”
“NOT!”
“Hey, guys?” Taze started.
“Hmm?”
“That boy… Matt. Something was controlling him.”
Lucas’s eyebrows went up. “What? Something was controlling him…?”
“Yeah. I ran into something in the forest. It was some sort of shadow. It was what caused the wind, I’m pretty sure. I wasn’t exactly certain what it was, but it said something like, ‘the other boy is no longer needed.’ And then when we went back to the camp, he was all right.”
“So you’re saying he was possessed?” Dawn asked.
“That would explain the weird eyes… d’you think the Bidoof were being controlled too?” Lucas pulled at his earlobe in thought.
“Maybe…”
“Okay, I’m officially getting creeped out by talking about this. Can we just go to bed?! I’ve had enough excitement for one day.” Dawn pulled the two boys toward the fire and forced them to set up their sleeping bags.
Taze was sure not to mention anything more about the mysterious figure that had confronted him that night…
Something told him it was better to keep it to himself.
The three new friends and their Pokemon sat around the fire in their sleeping bags, trying to sleep.
Emphasis on the trying.
“Ahh. Tomorrow, Jubilife City!”
“Okay, shut up, I’m trying to sleep.”
“Good night everyone…!”
“Sleep tight…”
“::How can you sleep tight?::”
“…Pokey, just go to bed.”
“::Oh. Sorry.::”
“…I’m kind of afraid what Dawn will do at night, while we’re asleep…”
“HEY!”
“Bwahaha. Just kidding.”
“::Okay, everyone just SHUT UP, or I will set you all on fire!::”
“::You’re the one who keeps on tooting! It’s disgusting! VILE!::”
“::It smells like flowers…::”
“::EWWWWWW!::”
“:: Piplup, you knoooow you like it…::”
“::I do NOT!::”
“::Aw, come on, don’t pretend like you’ve never farted.::”
“::That is PERSONAL information--!::”
“I’m serious, guys, shut your big ugly pieholes or I will come over there and do it in your faces—“
“::OKAY, OKAY! Zzzz…::”
4/End
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