'Ello all. I'm back from the dead to bring you episode four of Anime-View. This'll be the last one before we go into Season Two, which could be anything from Dragon Ball Z, to Naruto, to Gravitation. Or even Kingdom Hearts! I could do some wild things if I did Kingdom Hearts. If you have an idea for a well-known Anime I should use for season two, tell me. :3
And I'm even going to go so far as to say I'm back and better than ever. After spending months role-playing on Gaia, I have more experience writing, and I downloaded spell-check to my web browser. 8D
Note; The rating of this episode is PG-15, this episode has more swearing than the others.
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~Chapter Four- Glitch Pokemon
Featuring: MissingNo, A, ‘M, .4 ~
Nina: Hi there, and welcome to *sigh* yet another episode of AnimeView. *looks at viewers* WHY ARE YOU STILL PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?!? THIS IS A STUPID FANFIC AND YOU KNOW IT! *ahem* Kay. Here are our guests for today; MissingNo, A, ‘M, and, .4! Say hi, guys!
.4: I don’t wanna.
Nina: SAY. HI. NOW.
.4: O.O Yes, Master.
MissingNo: Hi there! ^__^
A: GLITCH. I SHALL FREEZE YOUR PRIZED DATA.
‘M: I’m MAGICAL! Phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
.4: Yo, B*****.
Nina: Please don’t swear. *Shifts uncomfortably in armchair* Ok, to tell you guys the truth, you really scare me.
MissingNo: Aw. I’m not scary. It’s not my fault I look freaky and I mess up peoples games. ^__^
A: I like messing up peoples games. YOU ARE RIGHT TO FEAR ME!!! YAAH!
Nina: Don’t push you luck, I’m not THAT scared of glitches. -__-
‘M: What? I’M A GLITCH?!? GODDAMMIT.
.4: Yeh, that’s right, Beyatch.
Nina: Seriously, no swearing. We have kids at home watching right now, asking their parents, “What does B-I-T-C-H mean?”
.4: Great, now instead of just hearing the words, they can spell them too. Real smart.
Nina: Shut up.
MissingNo: Um, could you ask a question?
Nina: Ah. Right. Sorry. Uhm…What’s the best thing about being a glitch?
MissingNo: Um, I dunno. Its, like, we’re famous and stuff.
A: Its fun. I erase player’s data and freeze their games. ^__^
Nina: Nice, real nice.
‘M: I LIKE PIE!!!!
.4: I’m sure you do, ‘M. I’m sure you do.
‘M: I HAVE A SECRET: I DON’T CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR!!!
Nina: *falls backwards in chair* O.O
Others: WTF?
Nina: EW. That’s gross.
.4: PLEASE, ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.
Nina: *evil glare* You. Will. Obey.
.4: *Very obscene hand gesture*
Nina: Fine. Have it your way. *cracks knuckles*
‘M: BURGER KING! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!
.4: *Gets beaten up* MOMMY!!!! Ow!!! X.X
Nina: Why does someone get beat up on my show… EVERY DAY?!?!
A: Don’t complain. Today was your fault.
Nina: *Sighs*
.4: *sobs*
A: *Whacks* Shut up, please.
Nina: Oh, look. A polite monster.
A: ^__^ Monster. And proud of it.
Nina: This is the worst episode ever.
MissingNo: Aw, no it’s not. *Pats back* *Phone rings*
Nina: *pokes button* Hell…o?
Dawn: What do you mean this is the last episode before you start a new season?! You didn’t even put any of the girl heroes in!
Nina: Sorry, I don’t like you. O_o Wait… Did you say heroes? Who else?
Misty: Me! I wanna be on the show!
May: I cannot believe glitch Pokemon made it on the show before we did.
Nina: Look, girls! I didn’t think the world would want your opinions on things! Okay? Now, my three Microsoft word page limit is almost up, so if you don’t mind…
Misty: C’mon, lemme on the show!
Nina: MISTY, ASH LOVES YOU!
Misty: … WHAT?
Nina: *Click* Ah, distractions. ^-^
A: And you think I’m evil.
Nina: *Glares* Back to the show.
.4: You know what I think?
Nina: No, and I don’t care. *Sips coffee*
Others: O.O I want coffee. How come she gets coffee?
Nina: We don’t allow coffee to the guests anymore. Not after what happened with Deoxys.
.4: By the way, He wants to kill you.
Nina: WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS? *Shifty eyes*
MissingNo: Um, I accidentally mess up people’s records if they catch me, and I can make an item in your item box multiply. I guess I’m one of the better glitches. :3
‘M: I’M A KANGASKHAN! HARR!
A: I save your game as soon as you see me, so you really cannot escape. Hah. You have to catch me twice, because I turn into a Rhydon the first time.
Nina: So, does that mean all of my viewers and I just had our games saved with you on it?
A: Yup. World Domination through Anime View.
Nina: Great. My ratings are going to sink again. -__-
.4: I’m pretty harmless unless you try to catch me. Here is a word of warning; don’t try to catch me. I freeze your game because my cry is so high-pitched or something…
Nina: Yeah, this sounded more like an educational video than a comedy. I am so through with interviewing Pokemon characters.
*Loud crash*
Nina: Oh, no, not again! Get away, Ho-oh!
Teams Rocket, Magma, and Aqua: We are not Ho-oh! We want to be on the show!
Nina: WELL, CONGRATS! You made it! *Points to ceiling* YOU ALSO MADE A GIANT HOLE IN MY CEILING!
Teams: Oopsies.
Nina: *twitch* That is it… the final straw. We are moving out of the Pokemon region! Let’s go somewhere else, anywhere else!
.4: May I suggest going to Ivalice?
Nina: The Final Fantasy world?
.4: Yup.
Nina: NO YOU MAY NOT! We’ll see you next time on Anime View! *Starts beating everyone up* MY SHOWS GONNA BE CANCELED BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS!
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Please, PLEASE, R&R.
Give me ideas for the second season