You Know You've Been Playing LoZ Too Much When...

Started by jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 4:37 PM
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Shadow

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Heh, I know TRIFORCE will like this topic...

You Know you've been playing LoZ too much when:
-You go through 3 sets of batteries playing LoZ: Oracle of Ages

^ Ya know that actually happenend to me before...

post yourzz!
You go through 5+ sets of batteries while playing Oracle of Ages...

(this is not me, this is my friend) You have dreams where you're Link.

(once again, not me, but not my friend either) You create a weird Legend of Zelda parody where Ganondorf comes back as a good guy and Link keeps trying to prove he is still evil and then they do the Chicken Dance.

TRIFORCE89

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Oh, the stories I could tell. LOL

- Can quote quotes (Just try me and I'll usually win)
- Spend hours on end Zelda researching to find the all important timeline (Best wasted summer ever)
- Pester Nintendo enough about Zelda with emails so much that they send you a virus (It happened and now they ignore me)
- The number one Zelda fan in the world thinks that you're good. (O.K. I'm just interpreting it that way. He's said that I have "cool posts" and that I'm "knowledgeable". That and he ranked me at 7, for important people at the Zelda forums that if they leave the forums will die)
- Dreams of making a Zelda movie (That is my goal in life. Computer animated Zelda movie series)
- Tatoo of Triforce on your left hand (I've thought of doing that once)
- Pray to the Golden Goddesses (Heheh, I've done that a couple of times. I doubt I accomplished anything in doing so though)
- Number one Zelda fan in Canada (hehe, by my own ranking system that what I place myself at)
- Will check through websites to find errors (I do that alot just to get myself angry at people's mistakes. But I'm too much of a Cucco to report the mistakes)

Probably some other things.

jokestr2004

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- Tatoo of Triforce on your left hand (I've thought of doing that once)
Why yes! I've also considered that, except on my right shoulder... and on my left I want a Power-Up Mushroom from Mario... maybe a PokeBall, if PKMN lasts...

Anyway on topic...

-You try to lift up a meteor that hit your friends house with Gardening gloves, of which you think are Gold Gauntlets.. o.o
null.

usami

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Hehe ok.
~When you get golden plated boots and think you can hover over a hole..
~When you get a gift you hold it over your head and hum that noise like in the games...
~When you look for gliches in OOT just for fun *did that once*
*will think up more later*

Dizzy

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Hum The Song of time in the Shower, Make your own Ocarina from household objects, and remix your favorite songs to Zelda's Lulluby
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Thanks to Pincushion for the blinkie :)


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Shadow

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You play Majora's Mask so much that you can beat it without playing the Song of Time (except for the first time in the beginning). I've seen a site where someone could do this.
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There is a Zelda topic?! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! (Well not actually, I bought a GBA SP Classic Yesterday and The Legend of Zelda for GBA. Yes I base my life around video games..)

- When you start going to websites that have timeline theories.
- Search for roms of every Zelda game.
- Start getting tired of playing since you have been on the tv for about 6 hours.
- Buying clay from a hobby shop and trying to make an ocarina.
- Think about Zelda more than Pokemon sometimes.. (yes I have done that.. *cries*)
- Get WAY super excited about the next realistic Zelda coming out.

I have done all of that and tons more.. I went crazy about Zelda there for a while. (and still am..) Anyway, making ocarinas is like impossible.. That is why I am trying to make a Pokeball out of clay next. =p

TRIFORCE89

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Kairi - There are many "OMG! I got the Triforse in TOoT!!!" theories. (I spelt Triforce and OoT wrong on purpose. To give the effect of n00b messages) But the only real "scam" was by Nintendo Power as an April Fool's Joke. It was complete with screenshots to boot.

Let's see.... you know you've been playing LoZ to much when...

- You actually enjoy watching The Legend of Zelda (old animated series from the 80's that last only 13 episodes).

Kairi

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Hey hey now, I liked that cartoon! o.o; I very faintly remember it from when I was a little kid. The only episode I remember was one where Link and Zelda were trying to get the red Triforce from Ganon, and Link dropped their blue Triforce out of acting stupid, or something. o.o;

TRIFORCE89

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Kairi - Ganon stole the Triforce of Wisdom alot in that series. And what you mentioned was pretty much the storyline for every episode. "Zelda and Link loose Wisdom, find it, miss getting Power, Ganon defeated, Link tries to get kiss from Zelda, Link fails, The End"

100marios

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You mean.... this cartoon?
http://tv.yahooligans.yahoo.com/
It's on there somewhere....

I found the webiste while I was goofing around on the internet a while ago. I also noticed it had Mario cartoons hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

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ONe time I went through the whole Link's Awakening for GBC in 5 hours. And Another time I played OoT for 2 hours straight and when my dad turned off the power in my room, I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So I geuss that I play too much Zelda
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Here's one:
You know you play too much when,
~Pika2's version~
* Constantly say to your friends "May the hero lead the way to the Triforce."
* Go into people's houses and take their money and break their jars.
* Talk to people and only say yes or no.
* Make constant parodies of LoZ secretly. ^_^
* Do things you wouldn't normaly do in the game. Example: In the begging of Wind Waker where Tetra suggest to block with your sheild, take the Deku stick from the bad guy and hit the with it, you tak a convently placed jar full of Deku sticks and throw it at the bad guy and then laughs as he falls.
* Make fun of Link's Religon coversion *take a look at his sheild in the orignal Zelda for NES*
* Believes that Fiece Dintey Link should be in the new Zelda game!
* Constantly annoys little brother by saying "ALL HAIL GANONDORF!" What? I'm a Monst! :P
*Catch little brother looking for "erotic" picturs of Saria. o_O

~Pika2's Brother's version~
* Dreams of being 3 agian and was raised by Saria for 2 years because older brother *me* and younger brother *him :P* where sucked in by the gaps of time and were seperated for 2 years. Little brother was raised by Saria, while bigger brother and his Pichu search all of Hyrule looking for little brother then relized the he was still in Kokiri forest. Then return hope with another gap in time. And the two years was really two min. back home.

*Dreams of returning to the Kokiri Forest 10 years later, saving Saira, and relaizing that she was the lady who took care of him. Also helping Pikachu out extingishing a fire on Bigger Brother's Butt *yeah that's me :P*.

* Marries Saira

* Constantly hides pictures of Saria in his own presonal labtop.

Man, how did we came up with that? I made up a bed time story, and well... yeah. It's now a legacy. :P