Hey There Delilah Parody

Started by IAmTheWalrus August 2nd, 2007 12:52 PM
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IAmTheWalrus

Song Maker-fun-of-er....er

Age 27
Behind you with a can opener...
Seen August 22nd, 2007
Posted August 12th, 2007
15 posts
15.9 Years
"Hey There Delilah"

Hey there Delilah
What's it like being unhappy?
I'm a thousand miles away
But, man tonight you look so crappy
Yes you do
No one can be as ugly as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
I am worrying about the distance
I am running away as we speak
Why are you in existence
I’ll open my eyes
My god you have enormous thighs
I’m going blind

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just remember girl
You’ll always be a tub of lard
Your life is bad
You’re always so raving mad
‘Cause you’re so fat

Hey there Delilah
You’re in such disarray
If every pound was a dollar
We’d be able to pay
For surgery
Saying you’re not fat would be perjury
You’re blubbery

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd run if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of you
and I'll just laugh because it’s true I know
That none of them have ever been so fat
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you’ll still be fat
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
I can do whatever I want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

Please comment :-D!

Midnight Beat

elit resu motsuc

Age 31
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Seen July 15th, 2022
Posted May 1st, 2011
1,614 posts
16.4 Years
I honestly liked that song at first but I really can't stand it now but your version I don't think I will be forgeting.

<<--Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away- Unknown-->>

IAmTheWalrus

Song Maker-fun-of-er....er

Age 27
Behind you with a can opener...
Seen August 22nd, 2007
Posted August 12th, 2007
15 posts
15.9 Years
I honestly liked that song at first but I really can't stand it now but your version I don't think I will be forgeting.
Umm...............Thank you?
Please look at my Youtube Vids! Kthnxbi!



Hey there Delilah
I am worrying about the distance
I am running away as we speak
Why are you in existence
I’ll open my eyes
My god you have enormous thighs
I’m going blind

92% of teens have moved on to rap.
If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
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IAmTheWalrus

Song Maker-fun-of-er....er

Age 27
Behind you with a can opener...
Seen August 22nd, 2007
Posted August 12th, 2007
15 posts
15.9 Years
Oh okay, good! <^_^> Yay!
Please look at my Youtube Vids! Kthnxbi!



Hey there Delilah
I am worrying about the distance
I am running away as we speak
Why are you in existence
I’ll open my eyes
My god you have enormous thighs
I’m going blind

92% of teens have moved on to rap.
If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
70% of people use ultra powerful legendaries in their battles.
If you are part of the 30% that think outside the box and dont use legendaries, copy and paste this into your signature

IAmTheWalrus

Song Maker-fun-of-er....er

Age 27
Behind you with a can opener...
Seen August 22nd, 2007
Posted August 12th, 2007
15 posts
15.9 Years
Thanks everyone! Anyone have a song I could use next?
Please look at my Youtube Vids! Kthnxbi!



Hey there Delilah
I am worrying about the distance
I am running away as we speak
Why are you in existence
I’ll open my eyes
My god you have enormous thighs
I’m going blind

92% of teens have moved on to rap.
If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
70% of people use ultra powerful legendaries in their battles.
If you are part of the 30% that think outside the box and dont use legendaries, copy and paste this into your signature