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A Heart of Cheddar; A romantic novel by Missingno. Master

Missingno. Master

Poison-type Trainer
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    • Seen Aug 31, 2022
    Chapter One;

    He gazed lovingly into her eyes, as did she into his. At that very moment, Roy McDonald felt nothing but unending bliss, even just gazing into the eyes of the gorgeous creature before him. Aforementioned unending bliss seemed to magnify then, as Roy and the woman he was dating, whose name was Rose Barony, drew closer together, and for the next two minutes, their lips were locked, the couple kissing passionately.

    Roy and Rose had been dating for several weeks now, but at that moment, Roy had realized that he had found true love. He could only think of nothing but that moment as he drove Rose to her apartment. But then they puleld up, Rose smiled at him and said seductively "So, how about you come up with me and stay the night?" She raised her eyebrows suggestively. Roy was more than happy to oblige.

    When they got there, Roy opened the door, looked in, and was astounded, for an entire wall of the apartment was filled with shelves. But the shelves didn't amaze Roy so much as did their contents; for the shelves were packed with every kind of cheese imaginable. Rose seemed unembarassed at this, and said to Roy "You like my fine cheese collection?" Roy merely nodded at this, as Rose went into what Roy assumed to be her bedroom.

    Roy walked slowly towards the shelves, still transfixed on them. Closer he walked.... closer... closer.... He then suddenly tripped over a small coffee table, then got up, and continued walking as though nothing would happen. He approached the wall, reached out, and felt a block of cheddar cheese. It was then that a somewhat familier feeling was invoked in his heart... The feeling of affection he felt for Rose, only magnified. He felt desire, not to eat the cheddar cheese, but embrace the cheddar cheese... Hold the cheddar cheese.... KISS the cheddar cheese.

    Roy, as though in a trance, walked into Rose's bedroom. After a few minutes, a loud "SLAP!" was heard, and Roy was forcibly ejected from the apartment by Rose, her half-nakedness having gone unnoticed due to Roy still having his mind on what he had just experienced.

    Roy McDonald was in love with his ex-girlfriend's block of cheddar cheese.

    At that moment, Roy thought to himself "I HAVE to get that cheese! But wait- I just dumped Rose! After that performance, she'll NEVER let me back in there!" Roy began to formulate a plan to rescue his dear, sweet Cheddar.
     
    This was very unusual and creative. I never read a story about an affair with cheese...I didn't find many mistakes with this. But I wish the story was longer, and that's just a minor setback. Please, continue! I find this interesting.
     
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