And so enters another God...

[The Wicked Clam]

Howdy ho, peasants! I am The Wicked Clam, feel free to call me TWC or Wicked. I am someone who loves jokes, and making people laugh, sometimes at the expense of others, but it's all harmless fun from this sea critter. I'm a Fan Fiction Author, and I hope to go pro one day. Maybe Stand Up Comedian too, but...eh, one step at a time. Anyways, this God has introduced himself enough, so let's commense the welcomes!

 

[Master Charizard]

Welcome, I joined today too and these forums are awesome!

 

[Mudkip85]

Well seeming your both new, welcome to both of you and enjoy your stays.

~Kipper~

 

[melod.ii ous demyx~♪]

Welcome ^.^
Laughter is the best medicine x3
Hope you have a great time here, and I look forward to reading some of your fanfics.
PM me if you have any questions, or if you'd like to be buddies.
Send me a joke sometime :D

~catch ya later~ :2:

 

[Soari]

Hi! welcome to PC! pm me if you need any help
And make sure to read the rules
And hope you enjoy your stay here!

 

[..:i n n e r_宇 宙:..]

Hi, Mr. Clam, and welcome to PokeCommunity, where they don't sell fresh clams for eating here!

Anyways, have a jolly time in PokeCommunity, and although it's already over, Merry Christmas!

... Do you want me to say something? Lalala~

 

[MegaFuz]

You ain't no god. XD

Welcome to PC. Hope you enjoy your stay here. See you around the community.

- Fuz

 

[Hayate]

A god here at PC? Meh, too bad I aren't going to worship you xD.

Welcome to PC forums anyways TWC (Yes, I call everyone these short names for ease)^^. Have a great time here, read the rules and PM me if you want to be friends or feel like sending a joke xD. Well then, see ya around here somewhere!

Greetings,
~Hayate.

 

[Auron]

Hello there and welcome !! I'm Pedro, pleased to meet you ^^

Enjoy your stay and have fun !! ^^

 

[The Wicked Clam]

Response

Pft, I am a God, Mega, you're just a non-believer! SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! *Shuns*

And to all the rest of my people....thank you for welcoming me, you cute, adorable, lovable sacks of flesh. ^^ You guys make me run water from my optical orbs.

 

[Scales]

Welcome Clam. Ive been here for about 4 days. So I know all the functions around here

Enjoy your stay

 

[.Bastion]

Welcome to the forums Wicked Clam. Please follow the rules and stick around. If you have any questions, or just want to be friends, feel free to PM me.

 

[Cherrim]

D; Well, you're going to have competition because I'm also God. Lightningism ftw. :>

Omnipotence aside, welcome to the forums. xD I'm sure you'll have fun; enjoy your time posting here.

 

[The Wicked Clam]

Sweet! We can be God Twins! Yayness!

 

[..:i n n e r_宇 宙:..]

Waah~

You're going to torture us with your godly things that you create to blasphemy us, aren't you!

Anyways, have this non-God Caviar Lunch. :/ I'm not God, I can't make them the Holy Grail, ya know XD